Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Nick's boring when he's not reveling in a cancer diagnosis or seething about an ethics complaint

How can anyone watch this drivel unironically?

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

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Death cannot come quickly enough for this alcoholic drug addict.

Also, WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAACCCCEEEEEEE

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I genuinely hope this faggy piece of human waste overdoses soon. Not just for Elissa, but also so Bossman can win Lolcow of the Year uncontested.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick turned his camera off to "do something" again, but just before he yelled "AUGH!" and snorting

He's claiming that he's cleaning out his nostril. Coke use catching up to him or is he using?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Nick will be going to jail sooner than expected. Book it!

HE'S DRUNK!
HE'S WASTED!
HE'S SHITFACED!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Reminder: Mama Kay was 100 percent correct when she said Nick projects evil. Those who mocked her for it should probably cry more and see if that helps.

 

[Niggernerd]

Probably another Kurt's micropenis joke.

Time for Kurt's cooking video for the 11th time!

 

[Vibralldo]

Reminder: Mama Kay was 100 percent correct when she said Nick projects evil. Those who mocked her for it should probably cry more and see if that helps.

He was talking to the audience during so he wanted us to hear it

 

[L Ghia]

He's snorting his pills right. Which would explain the red nose, because crushed up pills are not exactly cocaine when it comes to how fine you can cut it up.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I refuse to believe this man is completely sober.

 

[Vibralldo]

Time for Kurt's cooking video for the 11th time!

"It's so weird that Kurt wants to invite kids to his house! Anyways, have you heard of Redo of Healer? It's my favorite anime!"

 

[Lonely khan]

Is it normal to get this many tickets in the US or in Minnesota?

No normal people get their registration, drive about 5 miles over the speed limit and love their children enough to drive them places sober

Where I live everyone speeds a moderate amount all the time and people rarely get ticketed for it unless it's wildly speeding or you get very bad luck

There are many chronic dipshits who drive and pile ticket after ticket. Most people get a ticket or 3 in their lifetime. I think my last one was in 2010 for going 50 mph in a 35. That happens, but there are a group of drivers who will just drive like dipshits their entire lives.

Expired registration, I have no idea. That seems just irresponsible.

It is. If you had a venn diagram of people who speed and drive drunk and drive around on expired tags it would practically be a circle.

Anyone have some recommendations for palate cleanser cows?

My happy place is rereading the liberalist arc

Post in thread 'Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple'

Jan 11, 2018

https://www.reddit.com/r/Liberalist/comments/7prfp7/list_of_principles_so_far/
Haven't seen a link for it yet but here's the their principles so far and of course they're on reddit

• Cocktimus prime

• 

 

[Vibralldo]

He's snorting his pills right. Which would explain the red nose, because crushed up pills are not exactly cocaine when it comes to how fine you can cut it up.

That slip up earlier where he said "snorting adderall doesn't I mean didn't do anything for me"

 

[not william stenchever]

Reminder: Mama Kay was 100 percent correct when she said Nick projects evil. Those who mocked her for it should probably cry more and see if that helps.

Even if she is a hippy-dippy new ager that doesn't preclude her from using her own common sense and perception to pick up that the boy ain't right.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

What is this?

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Maybe just dark undereye circles but, holy shit.
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Did he get punched or slammed his face into a door? The ruby nose lends credence to this.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

It's like a Cohen Brothers' movie that's not trying to make you laugh at the absurdity of the events.

"Rackets was a little guy, kinda funny-looking. Just in a general kind of way."

"So, that was Mrs. Rekieta on the floor in there. And I guess that was your girlfriend in the second house. And those two fellas at Hedonism. And for what? For a little bit of degeneracy? There's more to life than a little degeneracy, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it."

Two paraphrase from Fargo, regarding our dear Mr. Rekieta.

 

[Vibralldo]

Even if she is a hippy-dippy new ager that doesn't preclude her from using her own common sense and perception to pick up that the boy ain't right.

The human mind is excellent at picking up on subtleties

What may seem like an evil aura is just understanding that Nick gives off subtle hints based on patterns you've seen that he's a evil, subhuman sociopath that only the back of your mind can pick up on.

It's your instincts telling you this man is dangerous and to stay away (your instincts are right)

 

[Schpoots]

I think nick doesnt pay the tickets because hes rich and doesnt care about the fines. It's his was of epicly owning the gooberment.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

"Rackets was a little guy, kinda funny-looking. Just in a general kind of way."

"So, that was Mrs. Rekieta on the floor in there. And I guess that was your girlfriend in the second house. And those two fellas at Hedonism. And for what? For a little bit of degeneracy? There's more to life than a little degeneracy, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it."

Two paraphrase from Fargo, regarding our dear Mr. Rekieta.

As in FARGO, this maggot, this less than human thing, this faggot Rekieta, has people who he has never met yet intersecting with his crimes and his life, and none of them wish him well or want him to escape judgment.
God see everything, and waits.

 

[john marston]

Nick is live and sounds drunk

He's gloating that @elb recently had a mass found on her pancreas

Nick is disgusting filth

Also mic volume issues

People asking him why his nose is so red. "I dunno, it's just red tonight"

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He said it was because he was "snorting children" -- probably another Freudian slip.