Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 49 25.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 64 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 22 11.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 59 30.3%

  • Total voters
    195
I would say wishing @elb pancreatic cancer is a new low for Nick, but he's found a way to go lower. What a fucking asshole, he deserves his own misery. And anyone with half a brain can tell he's miserable, he can try to hide it with his "comedy" but that facade has completely slipped. Even Keanu was able to Felt his ass.

Seriously, my prayers go out to you Elissa clips, if it means anything. Hopefully it's just a benign cyst.

Nick chose to destroy his body, through booze and drugs. Some people that get cancer do nothing to get it, they just happen to be genetically predisposed to it.

Can't wait to see what happens to Ole Nicky boy when the cirrhosis kicks in, because it's coming. I hope he shares about it and gets no sympathy, then gets bullied harder. What a faggot.
 
Can't wait to see what happens to Ole Nicky boy when the cirrhosis kicks in, because it's coming. I hope he shares about it and gets no sympathy, then gets bullied harder.
I bet he'd try to hide it to keep his enemies from getting a win. I mean heck maybe he knows he's dying already and he's just hiding it.
 
I'm so fucking ready for PPP to go in on Rekieta for this one today. Can't think of a time he's deserved the PPPreacher treatment more. Could this lead to a true successor of the illustrious 'Fuck Ralph' festival? All of Rekieta's biggest haters who might normally squabble with each other coming together to shit on him would be great and formally cement Rekieta as being just as pathetic as Ralph,
 
It's possible we're going to see a bodycam footage of police responding to Mamma K blasting some smelly, greasy skelly in self defense while the arrest bodycam never comes out.
 
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Because Nick delusionally likens himself to King David, I just want to share that saying Psalms 20, 23, 121, 130 and 139 for someone facing health challenges has been a custom for thousands of years. (It’s often surprisingly comforting for the person saying the Psalms as well.)

And yeah, Nick the creative writing major probably thinks he could have written Psalms better than David did.
 
Nick will take his kurt rage out on Faran now just watch
He can't, Faran seems to have some dirt on Nick, Kurt doesn't he can't do "penis counter" with Faran, we have seen him deleting his last spat and apologizing in private, she must have something that Nick deems so dangerous, he's willing to go back on his sperging to prevent that from comming out.
 
It's A Slow News Day - Trump, Scotus, Read, Me??
About 600 live viewers at peak. Chat had 439 unique chatters and 3862 messages. Very good superchat day with $413.46 in 58 donations. Nick's hardcore audience is small but willing to blow their social security checks on him. They love the Kurt content.

Reactions to the Elissa bit were mostly negative, however.
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Paypig of the day:
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Also seems to have done well with supertips. He was at place 7 before the stream.
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Is that nose worse than it was during the coke stream? is he snorting all of his medication now?
I feel like I keep bringing up Artie out of nowhere*, but here's what his nose ended up looking like after years and years of hardcore abuse. He says this happened because someone mixed ground glass into whatever he was intending to snort.

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Hey Kayla or someone else with access... hint hint. C'mon, it'll be funny.

(*Interestingly, if you now consider Keanu a main player, the only degree of separation between shock jock Artie and this nu-internet shitshow is Geno Bisconte, one of Artie's recurring guests/wackpackers post-Stern when he got his own show and then podcast. I love how small media and the internet can be sometimes. Kind of like the random Brittany Venti appearance a few pages ago.)
 
If @elb gets bad news I'll make sure Nick wishes she was still clipping because I'll clips more way more then she does just to make him feel it.
People will actually miss & support Alissa if the tumor is cancerous. Nick would be lucky to have Kayla in the remaining years of his life. He will forever be known as a trustfund kid who drugged his underage child & prostitute his mentally unwell wife.
 
Reactions to the Elissa bit were mostly negative, however.
No wonder he gave a non-apology at the end (and thinks it’s his get out of jail free card).

Nick is one of those people who thinks saying “I apologize” means what he did is no longer part of reality and if you act as if it is then he’ll just double down on punishing you. It’s so transparent and yet his retarded followers fall for it.

Again, Nick has the fans he deserves.
 
I’m so sick of his whining about how if only we could see the pictures of how the throuple relationship looked like a normal family and that Steel toe was the one who ended up making it look weird and gross.

No Nick, it was gross, you weren’t a family, even the pictures of the three of you that we got at the courthouse were gross and perverse where all the pictures showed were Kayla and April uncomfortable and completely humiliated.

None of this was normal, and instead of crying that you lost your mistress and acting like the three of you were a real family, by the way, notice he never fondly looks back on pictures with the kids, just the two women themselves.

One last thing, Aaron may have made it embarrassing with what he said but you Nick, you and April are the ones who made it truly gross and disgusting, you were the ones who brought up eating cum, her bleeding on sheets, and even committed a crime just to laugh at steel toes porn history where you also revealed how you and April would text each other and laugh at him for being a cuck. Only I wouldn’t be laughing when someone that pathetic came inside my actual wife who you are now stuck with who is having to live with the fact that she slept with someone you are framing as an abuser while you yell at a woman with five other guys calling her a bitch who can’t have kids.

You had to sit your kids down with April (no Kayla mind you) and explain to them that you fucked her and to not listen to the internet. That’s not a family. Kayla hated her and made you leave her in the end, you are so delusional that you honestly think that the two women got along when once Aaron left both of them wanted each other gone.

You can cope all you want but that’s the reality.
 
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No, use Podawful.

faran is currently a tv anchor on a local indianapolis affiliate. didn't she lose her job in washington dc because of her internet presence and association with rekieta? why risk getting negative attention for gay internet drama? rekeita is vindictive and will do anything to get faran fired if she dropped the truth on rekieta.

i doubt she will go on an internet show to spill the beans on rekieta. that can be directly tied to her. she should just get a burner account on kf or xitter and dump all of the text and gossip there and walk away. rekieta gets his comeuppance and faran keeps her job in normie land.
 
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