Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 35 31.0%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.9%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 37 32.7%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 11.5%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 27 23.9%
  • Total voters
    113
My understanding is that he keeps blaming the red nose on his “heat allergy.”

I don’t recall Nick’s nose ever being this red prior to the past few weeks. Yet the “heat allergy” is not new.

The most obvious culprit would seem to be hay gay fever. But again, he’s never been affected like this before, has he?

BTW huffing nitrous and snorting pills can also lead to a red nose. Isn’t that FUNNY and WEIRD?
 
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The Doom Slayer said:
This big nosed faggot definitely gets a raging hard on at the thought of the women he perceives as having wronged him getting cancer and dying horribly.
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That's why he likes that nonce anime so much. I'm surprised there isn't a bit where the healer uses his healing powers to grow tumours, but if there were Nick would be all over it even more.

John Andrews Stan said:
My understanding is that he keeps blaming the red nose on his “heat allergy.”

I don’t recall Nick’s nose ever being this red prior to the past few weeks. Yet the “heat allergy” is not new.

The most obvious culprit would seem to be hay gay fever. But again, he’s never been affected like this before, has he?

BTW huffing nitrous and snorting pills can also lead to a red nose. Isn’t that FUNNY and WEIRD?
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It's past red now, HE'S VERMILION! HE'S CRIMSON!! HE'S PURPLE!!
 
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The Doom Slayer said:
This big nosed faggot definitely gets a raging hard on at the thought of the women he perceives as having wronged him getting cancer and dying horribly.
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Nick said it's "every man's fantasy" to rape and torture women that have wronged him while pitching Redo of Healer to Dax.

Nick 100% has those fantasies about the women he hates.
 
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elissa is the best clip channel bc she just cuts out relevant parts of a stream. you cant even accuser her of pulling stuff out of context. hope she gets better. I follow cobes and DSP clip channels that have 2 min retarded intros and insert obnoxious editorializing commentary throughout. if someone is clipping your content you should be grateful its just your own words.

rekeita deserves to gets totalbiscuited by his cancer wishes for others.
 
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People kept asking how he could get lower.
And boy does he ever deliver. No such thing as a bottom with him. Even in death he'll find a way to go lower.

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No, use Podawful. The production values are much higher, befitting of your professional broadcaster status.
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Podawful is a liar, a faggot, and a faker of evidence.
He's a step above Nick himself.

Faran's other platform connections are ACTUAL news. She can agitate some hornet nests in the right places and maybe make the greater community aware.
 
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Hongourable Madisha said:
No one sleep in Balldo,
All night snorting the lines
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Swinging in my 40s
Is a new way I like to be
I'm just swinging in my 40s
Come on, April, run to me

I am swinging in my 40s
It's the reason I always lie
I'm just swinging in my 40s
Yes, you stupid bitch
Yes, I hope you die

Edit: official lyric video, though it's shortened:
 
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Vibralldo said:
Nick said it's "every man's fantasy" to rape and torture women that have wronged him while pitching Redo of Healer to Dax.

Nick 100% has those fantasies about the women he hates.
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He already seems to see sexual harassment as a justified way to react to women he dislikes, judging by the way he reacted to Elissa clips in the past and the female judge. I think he's accidentally assumed all men share the same fantasy of "justified" revenge rape.

It's highly concerning considering he has a wife, girlfriend and female children.
 
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