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Getting arrested just hours after gloating about someone getting cancer would be perfect
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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“They say I hit my kids, SEAN!”
That falsehood makes more sense now that the domestic violence allegations are being floated. Nick really cannot help but project, can he?
That falsehood makes more sense now that the domestic violence allegations are being floated. Nick really cannot help but project, can he?
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That's only the 2nd worst thing happening to those kids if the projection hypothesis is correct
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He is so late at this point he should just do a recap like Sean and Runkle.
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- Nov 26, 2016
If I go dig around in all my jackets, I can pay his fine 3 times.
Just ship me that ketamine cat picture, it deserves a better home.
@elb get well soon. You've been nothing but respectful and helpful to not just me by at large the thread too with all the clipping.
Die, Nick.
Okay, now that the cat's out of the bag.
Does anyone remember this?
That was her.
I'm just glad they sorted things out, good on her because we don't need this nonsense.
Also, Faran is somewhat an established local to the area, right? Just like STMS/Aaron. It appears that Skelly was trying to find some local celebrities to swing with.
(Before any of you diddleverse Melton fans bitch about this, established doesn't mean they're funny or famous.)
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Rackets got a ticket for expired tabs on a 2022 Lincoln Continental--the most ghetto car excepting the Cadillac Escalade.
Nigger.
Nigger.
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It's A Slow News Day - Trump, Scotus, Read, Me??
• Total Amount Donated: $210.05 (*max $338.97)
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 12
• Total from Anonymous Donators: $58.88
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
- Trex Trucking more: $35.18
- Allegan News: $35.00
- WoahVinnie: $25.99
• Average Donation Size: $7.00
• Average Donation Rate: $51.61 per video hour
He performed okay with SuperTips, especially when considering his historical performance. However, where he truly excelled was in generating revenue from Super Chats: $435.
If you spot a Super Tip that didn’t get logged, feel free to DM me. I’ll update the detection parameters accordingly. The attached CSV file contains the full data log.
So, what exactly does the code do?
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.
Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.
What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.
Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.
What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.
| video_timestamp | username | amount | message | url |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00:13:12 | WoahVinnie | 25.99 | GrantSmithEllis, you're a douche; Nikkal Spewin' Read lies, no truth to ya, Nikkal Taillight's fake, you cop-kissin' rat; Conspiracy $ real, Nick & TurtleBoy know that! FIl allow it for now until it becomes an issue in our prosecution case: You damn right bitch! GrantSmithEllis is a little nerd and we shit on him like a turd: | |
| 00:21:30 | Trex Trucking more | 30.18 | Feralllll APPLE Did somebody say apples? | |
| 00:26:24 | Fw | 5.00 | Fw If you met a trans woman who wasn't boring and you were single, would you be willing to date her? | |
| 00:39:18 | Anonymous | 3.00 | lou look and sound awful: | |
| 00:46:12 | Matt Govnah Chedda Frihart | 5.00 | olas the red nosed lawyer; had a very shiny nos 4 ever saw it, curt still has a micro-peen ! | |
| 00:51:30 | Allegan News | 5.00 | Micro Pene will always be funny just like you as cheer leading: Caption oh my caption. | |
| 00:58:52 | Anonymous | 5.00 | $ People say that the Znd amendment is in context of the militia. Don't necessarily agree but is it a valid conclusion? | |
| 01:02:58 | Allegan News | 5.00 | A guy walked into a job interview wrapped in cellophane 4I I naked: The interviewer said, I see your nuts; and sent him home. Micro Peen will never get you the job. | |
| 01:10:52 | Anonymous | 5.00 | U didn't leave an event & go home when she allegedly called drunk & was employed by u 4 up 2 a week after: Anything could've happened: | don't trust you: No parent | know would've handled it that way | |
| 01:22:46 | Trex Trucking more | 5.00 | re not a bad person and your content i= 4 on letting yourself off the hook a- 'ved imo plan" | |
| 01:22:48 | WS x | 5.00 | You're not a bad person and your content is premium: | hope you on letting yourself off the hook at some point: Time served, imo plan | |
| 01:37:34 | Anonymous | 5.00 | I need more money for man-juice to upgrade from micro- peens to mini-peens or maybe even BBpeens Wolfgang rocks my socks, Uyuyuy is with penguins, and AngryBaneling is still a road in India | |
| 01:38:04 | Allegan News | 5.00 | Haters are just mad Micro Pene and have a boring life_ should not have allowed mohel to cut off their for- skin: they got They | |
| 01:42:36 | Anonymous | 5.00 | Touchdown: On paper? UNBREADED. Micropeen is the only peen that Nick likes since it matches his big nose which we to tickle, sneeze, and wipe all the juice away except those with micropeens try | |
| 01:44:18 | Sean Mcdonald | 5.00 | It'$ correct for the supreme court to tell Mexico to kick rocks as it should doo | |
| 01:50:22 | Allegan News | 5.00 | Mexico tried to do Runaway Jury but it failed I Gun name like ""habanero eggs fire shits"" caused all the gun crimes in Mexico- | |
| 02:11:30 | Allegan News | 5.00 | huevos de habanero mierda de fuego | |
| 02:17:34 | Allegan News | 5.00 | Fire Micro Pens es un signo de larga vida 0 gonorrea. | |
| 02:25:56 | Debbie | 10.00 | Mahalo for doing a stream: strong; keep posting and be back: | need to the kiddos ready for bed See you in the morning for trial coverage. Stay you'II get | |
| 02:36:14 | Anonymous | 5.00 | rist hung out with tax collectors and pro_ ew awesome parties. So a Christian gets LI times__ @era As Jesus said only God is goo '$. Christ hung out with tax collectors and prostitutes. He also threw awesome parties. So a Christian gets a bit carried away 4L at times. As Jesus said 'only God is Bear your cross. good"" | |
| 02:41:40 | Geoff Karcher | 5.00 | Nick tell Melton Super tipsnis Queer !lwon't let me say the things Iwant says it hate speech which fake and gayll: Also do you love Black People?! | |
| 02:47:14 | Allegan News | 5.00 | Only Fans will be full Al. Will you sub to Al black women? Do you love black people? | |
| 03:01:54 | Daytwa | 5.00 | need answers on someone needs a charcuterie fridge next to the bed: why | |
| 03:03:36 | Grifty | 5.00 | Kurt cooks like he was taught be a single white woman on food stamps: Who uses breakfast sausage in soup? He really needs to go to the store and meet a woman_who's over 18__and likes micro peens: | |
| 03:13:10 | Anonymous | 15.88 | we can all agree that the difference between Nick and Kurt is one is Beefing with the Pork, and the other is porking the beef: Judge, With a Micro Peen that even | wouldn't hit: That's right, your honor: Kurt is using his micro peen: He is allegedly abusing the zucchini and carrots too. | |
| 03:13:38 | uyuyuy9g | 5.00 | Kurt's massive soup with many pounds of vegetables will not make up for that fact that he has a micro-peen. tiny | |
| 03:15:34 | uyuyuy9g | 5.00 | La zuppa enorme di Kurt, ricca di chili di verdure, non compensera il fatto che ha un minuscolo micro-pene: | |
| 03:18:48 | Anonymous | 5.00 | Nick hat absolut keine Ahnung; wie man richtig kocht und 44 sollte mit seinem II micro-peen"" mit Kurt Liebe machen. | |
| 03:57:16 | Anonymous | 5.00 | my Nicka! ! just woke up to you streaming some micro IL peen ioser'$ cooking for autists show and said 1 missed this:"" Glad to have you back. Yo Hey; lazy | |
| 03:57:38 | Anonymous | 5.00 | Tm down 150 pounds doing keto and calorie counting and what this guy does is offensive: His micro peen having ass is besmirching casseroles by making them shit and trying to add a side dish of out of state minor pizza |
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How will Nick obtain his rugiet when he's in jail?
holyhandgrenade
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Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
True & Honest Fan
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He can probably still get it up for men
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Knowing Nick and MN he’d probably still get prescription ketamine in jail
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But he needed it for Aaron.
It's depressing because you'd think it's the one place in the world where you'd have to be sober to truly appreciate the punishment you deserve.
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Unironically yes. When Aaron's google browsing history leak happened Nick did a 1+ hour cooking stream just to gloat about it while visibly strung out on something and scratching himself constantly. This fag is so petty and feminine we need the Black Mesa science team to investigate how it's physically possible.
Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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Aaron's not his type, there aren't many guys who look like him at Hedonism II.
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Meme copium know quite a lot about Redo, huh, makes your nogging jogging
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Lady just drop whatever shit he said to you in your phone call last week. I remember Faran's vaguepost about how he called her crying and then stating "if you only knew". Now its; "Test me I'll show it all"
What excuse are you waiting for?
Maybe in the Clinton administration this would have been a rallying cry for some torches and pitchforks, you know in the late days of monoculture. He's bennifitting locally from the same aninimoty that had Sargon pull his 10th place polling numbers. h
Hundreds of thousands of subs and yet is still relatively unknown around town. I think if more people knew what he was up to he'd be in a lot deeper shit.
Oh yeah Nick, it's practically a 1:1.
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Okay after only managing to catch up 300 hundred pages I’ve wanted to say this for a while: people have been referring to this as a Balldo victory. The fact that we are not all watching the body cam footage right now means that Rekieta won one. I highly disagree. His life has imploded since. Had it come out two weeks ago we likely all would’ve laughed and a ton of people would’ve moved on. It would’ve been the end of it. Now an entire YouTube community he had a hand in propping up are dunking on him. The thousands of people that watched his trial coverage are a handful at best, with most of those other viewers now watching his detractors and laughing at him, and the path forward only leads to a cliff and steep drop from here.
Now where people thought his local county was just a bunch of rural bumpkins who struggled with footage a belief that they’ve been bribed into obstruction exists. The chance that Hardin and Null just obliterate the county in court is on the table. Not only is he losing in his personal life but the place in which he lives is reeling. Go back 3000 pages and you’ll see users say that Bob and Celeste would do well to host the kids: they seem like nice people. Now you’ve got people assuming they’re paying off the sheriff and doing the drugs with Nick.
The actions taken to “win” on this on have place Nick so snuggly into a corner his only option has been to post garbage and defend it. If this is winning I don’t want to see losing.
Now where people thought his local county was just a bunch of rural bumpkins who struggled with footage a belief that they’ve been bribed into obstruction exists. The chance that Hardin and Null just obliterate the county in court is on the table. Not only is he losing in his personal life but the place in which he lives is reeling. Go back 3000 pages and you’ll see users say that Bob and Celeste would do well to host the kids: they seem like nice people. Now you’ve got people assuming they’re paying off the sheriff and doing the drugs with Nick.
The actions taken to “win” on this on have place Nick so snuggly into a corner his only option has been to post garbage and defend it. If this is winning I don’t want to see losing.
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That may be true but we can't also discount the reality that his dick doesn't work because that's just Nick's default state and no one can change it.
Why else would he need super-strength viagra?
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"the child rape anime isn't the silver bullet they think it is" uh oh...
Faran only became anti Nick when it became fully undeniable that Nick was a sociopath
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I’m watching meme copium at the moment. Has anyone seen Nick in chat explaining why he is almost an hour late to his stream?