Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DumbDude43]

Because Nick delusionally likens himself to King David, I just want to share that saying Psalms 20, 23, 121, 130 and 139 for someone facing health challenges has been a custom for thousands of years. (It’s often surprisingly comforting for the person saying the Psalms as well.)

And yeah, Nick the creative writing major probably thinks he could have written Psalms better than David did.

i'm not very familiar with biblical stories, but wasn't the moral of the whole king david thing that adultery invites divine punishment and leads to misery and death?
i guess nick kinda forgot to read the part where god curses davids entire bloodline and dooms them to endless grief and misfortune

 

[PrestonHolt]

i'm not very familiar with biblical stories, but wasn't the moral of the whole king david thing that adultery invites divine punishment and leads to misery and death?
i guess nick kinda forgot to read the part where god curses davids entire bloodline and dooms them to endless grief and misfortune

Lets never forget that Nick called Jesus "just a guy", anything biblical will be twisted to fit his hedonistic needs.

 

[Vibralldo]

"Redo of Healer is funny... Jim Metokur liked it too!" (Goes on to reference a specific scene about a gang rape and thinks it's funny)

Meme Copium bros...

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I think its one thing to go 'yeah the cringe rape anime is kinda funny as a weird gross power fantasy that doesnt realize how gross and cringe it is' which seems to be the defense it gets? Like if you watch trash knowing its trash just to see how trashy it can get or something.

The issue with Nick is that he unironically enjoys it BECAUSE its a gross weird rape anime. Which is very different.

Its watching Human Centipede because its cringe gross body horror vs jerking off to it.

Which isnt to defend the gross rape anime, I havent seen it. I just think some people try to give Rekeita an out on it not realizing he probably wishes it had MORE rape in it.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Faran only became anti Nick when it became fully undeniable that Nick was a sociopath

Who cares when she turned on him? She's crazy also, and even if she did become anti nick, she absolutely wanted to fuck him. I was just clarifying that she wasn't local to Minnesota so the two crazies had to lust over each other from a distance.

 

[Lian Xing]

she absolutely wanted to fuck him.

Or was she just drunk?

 

[AltisticRight]

Edit: Her reply

Oh gee, it was *check notes* *pull out Casio calculator* 65 days, 19 hours, 02 minutes and 28 seconds.
NOT 250 days.
What a fucking faggot. No wonder Our Wife is zonked out in her bedroom all day on pills watching reruns of TV shows. Imagine talking to this utter queer for more than 2 minutes.

Okay after only managing to catch up 300 hundred pages I’ve wanted to say this for a while: people have been referring to this as a Balldo victory. The fact that we are not all watching the body cam footage right now means that Rekieta won one. I highly disagree. His life has imploded since. Had it come out two weeks ago we likely all would’ve laughed and a ton of people would’ve moved on. It would’ve been the end of it. Now an entire YouTube community he had a hand in propping up are dunking on him. The thousands of people that watched his trial coverage are a handful at best, with most of those other viewers now watching his detractors and laughing at him, and the path forward only leads to a cliff and steep drop from here.

At best we won't see the footage but his actions created an active thread full of hate watchers analysing his every movement.
At worst, we get to see the footage eventually and his actions created an active thread full of hate watchers analysing his every movement.
It's a lose-lose for him. He can cope about it all he wants. And we will see the footage.

 

[Melty Butter]

I’m watching meme copium at the moment. Has anyone seen Nick in chat explaining why he is almost an hour late to his stream?

He's finally live. He hasn't yet explained why he's 70 minutes late.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

Now where people thought his local county was just a bunch of rural bumpkins who struggled with footage a belief that they’ve been bribed into obstruction exists. The chance that Hardin and Null just obliterate the county in court is on the table. Not only is he losing in his personal life but the place in which he lives is reeling.

This really shows how destructive people like Nick are. Everything around him turns to corrupted shit. While the county officials are ultimately responsible, whatever sway he and his family seem to have is clearly a negative influence.

It's why the stupid libertarian arguments ring so hollow. His moral failings quickly escaped his "little lair" as he continues spiraling towards hell dragging down anyone he can.

 

[not william stenchever]

rekeita deserves to gets totalbiscuited by his cancer wishes for others.

Totalbiscuit ignored the blood in his stool because that shit's scary. Rackets would ignore it because "oh, that's probably because of Jamal"

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Finally shows up. Nose still very red. Looks like shit and sounded like he could have a cold.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Nick started streaming at 9:09 a.m.. Audio issues and complaining at the chat for pointing it out.

 

[Oh Darn]

Without being a drip drip drip asshole and so on, and whether or not Gabe Hoffman is focused on it there has been a shitload of referrals about Rekieta from local figures.

Coming in January 2026: the LOTY hat trick and lifetime achievement award

 

[Sneed Force One]

He's finally live. He hasn't yet explained why he's 70 minutes late.

Staying up til 4am laughing at a woman's potential cancer diagnosis is hard work. Nick needed the extra Zzz's, fuck off stalker nerd.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick really cannot help but project, can he?

Nick's indignance is like flak over a target - it gets heaviest when you're right on target.

Podawful is a liar, a faggot, and a faker of evidence.

Faran's other platform connections are ACTUAL news.

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I get people like Faran (heck, I do), but she's nothing but a flesh TTS machine. News story comes up on teleprompter, she reads it. She's not out hitting the streets doing deep dives (maybe hitting the dive bars still) - heck, that very rarely happens these days across media. Almost all news is trash. She maybe had a bit more "to do" when she was hosting a panel show on RT, so I'll give her that. But local news anchor? *eyeroll*

Jesse sucks too, but he's a performative entertainment show, and isn't trying to present facts, at least not without wrapping it in a heavy layer of "ironic" humor.

 

[PrestonHolt]

"its not as big a deal as people think" fuck Meme, another faggot sweeping for lolicon pedos

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I just hope he one day gets what he deserves, pisses off the wrong person and eats a bullet for it.

Nah that's too quick. Nick deserves to take the wrong dick one night at Gay 90's, catch AIDS, then after a few months get cancer from the weakened immune system. But not a serious one, just enough to suffer for a few years before it goes into remission and he thinks it's over, but then a worse cancer shows up. Repeat that cycle a few times of suffering, thinking it's over, then suffering worse and then maybe someone can shoot him or he can get hit by a bus. Many years or decades after everyone has forgotten about him until we read a headline "Former Youtube lawyer of Kyle Rittenhouse Trial Fame Killed by a Bus", and everyone just thinks "who was Kyle Rittenhouse?" before going to our local Denny's. In the future all restaurants will be Denny's after the great Diner War of 2046.

 

[Strix454]

i'm not very familiar with biblical stories, but wasn't the moral of the whole king david thing that adultery invites divine punishment and leads to misery and death?

To Nick, the moral was that if you are enough of a cool chad like David, god will look the other way at all your sins. The moral was that adultery is ok if you are really cool and god admires you.

In the story god may have punished other people around King David, but you can see Nick not paying any attention to that part at all. Because other people just don't matter to Nick.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

i'm not very familiar with biblical stories, but wasn't the moral of the whole king david thing that adultery invites divine punishment and leads to misery and death?
i guess nick kinda forgot to read the part where god curses davids entire bloodline and dooms them to endless grief and misfortune

Yeah, it was definitely not King David's proudest moment.

"Then Nathan said to David, “You are the man! This is what the Lord, the God of Israel, says: ‘I anointed you king over Israel, and I delivered you from the hand of Saul. I gave your master’s house to you, and your master’s wives into your arms. I gave you all Israel and Judah. And if all this had been too little, I would have given you even more. Why did you despise the word of the Lord by doing what is evil in his eyes? You struck down Uriah the Hittite with the sword and took his wife to be your own. You killed him with the sword of the Ammonites. Now, therefore, the sword will never depart from your house, because you despised me and took the wife of Uriah the Hittite to be your own.’"

But the real tragedy, is that Rackets doesn't realize that the next thing David is seen doing is fasting in penance, sleeping on the ground in sack cloth, later writing the 51st Psalm and he still doesn't get out of the punishment. Because while what David did was absolutely fucked, he at least was capable of realizing it. Rackets seems to have learned nothing.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nah that's too quick. Nick deserves to take the wrong dick one night at Gay 90's, catch AIDS, then after a few months get cancer from the weakened immune system. But not a serious one, just enough to suffer for a few years before it goes into remission and he thinks it's over, but then a worse cancer shows up. Repeat that cycle a few times of suffering, thinking it's over, then suffering worse and then maybe someone can shoot him or he can get hit by a bus. Many years or decades after everyone has forgotten about him until we read a headline "Former Youtube lawyer of Kyle Rittenhouse Trial Fame Killed by a Bus", and everyone just thinks "who was Kyle Rittenhouse?" before going to our local Denny's. In the future all restaurants will be Denny's after the great Diner War of 2046.

Nah because there's a chance his kids would catch his aids too

Nick should just kill himself in the woods somewhere so his kids can't see him