Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 49 25.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 64 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 22 11.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 59 30.3%

  • Total voters
    195
He doesn't. It's Nick's Magic Words Hour again - she did call his whore a whore. He brings it up because it sounds like moral high ground. That's not why he hates her though, same as his "but I don't want her to die in horrible agony" carries an implicit "but I don't mind if she will".
Actually, it carries an implicit ", actually yes I do".
 
His weird unauthentic laugh really gets to me. The micro peen thing isn’t funny, you’ve watched Kurt’s video how many times?! Jfc give it a rest.

It gives me the ick. So much more than I thought it would. (Not even going into the anime degeneracy)

Sometimes I tune in to see how terrible he looks live and remind myself I don’t hate him enough and every day is a new discovery with him being a complete pile of shit.

@elb all the best wishes for you. I hope it’s all okay.
 
One reason Nick was late is that he had to tweet about Aaron. Local retard Citizen M makes an appearance. Aaron's show is the same as always from the clips I've seen, but then Nick pays far more attention.
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Nick on Elissa just now, responding to a chat from someone named Belle:

"No, it's because she called my wife a whore for years and years and years. I don't give a shit about her fucking health. Sorry."

"Fuck her. I don't care... I don't give a shit if she dies."
In the earlier clip at the end he actually walked it back a little, saying that cancer is awful and how he wishes they could cure it etc. But I guess that was just for show? What a deceitful cunt.
 
His weird unauthentic laugh really gets to me.
It's a malicious cope laugh he's developed because he's absolutely miserable inside. He's just gotten used to fake laughing, as he fakes so much else.
He used to sometimes have authentic laughs, now it's all hate and anger and it's all he can do to not constantly express it.
 
One reason Nick was late is that he had to tweet about Aaron. Local retard Citizen M makes an appearance. Aaron's show is the same as always from the clips I've seen, but then Nick pays far more attention.
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Note how talking about Aaron interests him and watching the Karen Read trial generated an "ugh".

Nick just wants to talk about his exboyfriend.
 
One reason Nick was late is that he had to tweet about Aaron. Local retard Citizen M makes an appearance. Aaron's show is the same as always from the clips I've seen, but then Nick pays far more attention.
Lol. LMAO even at Captain Hot Topic and Jamaica wifebeaters talking shit about other people's wardrobes
 
Nick in truth, is a raging misogynist. A woman to him is either a child bearer, fucktoy or a grifter. Any relationship with him is entirely transactional.

He is a misogynist. But the really cowardly version of it who can only prey on weakness and falls apart if he gets any pushback.

He is also upping his rico suave play-acting again this morning toward Aaron and his girlfriend. I dont think he has the self-awareness to even know how embarrassing his whole Leisure Suit Larry act is.
 
One reason Nick was late is that he had to tweet about Aaron. Local retard Citizen M makes an appearance. Aaron's show is the same as always from the clips I've seen, but then Nick pays far more attention.
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I don't get it, looking at the last week of clothing by scrolling over the thumbnails on Aaron's channel and letting them autoplay a few seconds, he's just wearing an assortment of regular t-shirts, no Jamaican tank tops or hot topic belts in sight. No straight man would ever criticize another man for dressing like like a regular normal person.
 
Note how talking about Aaron interests him and watching the Karen Read trial generated an "ugh".

Nick just wants to talk about his exboyfriend.
If Nick had his way his show would be 100% dedicated exclusively to seething at people he hates instead of 50/50

He'd play the pizza lasagna video on loop as he cycles between laughing at Elissa's cancer, accusing the Nanny of misconduct, saying Aaron ate his goo, etc occasionally coping that he did nothing wrong, saying his family is doing fine, and yelling at superchatters.

It'd also be at 4 am his time
 
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I retract all my prior statements about the original cause of Nick's descent being the novelty seeking behavior. This shit is just pure dopamine seeking, worse than fucking Bossman Jack. Anything that'll give him that little hit, he takes at the first moment. He's literally the Dopamine Jew. As jews will do things that will benefit them without thought to the consequences and repercussions to others, so to will Nick do things for that hit of Dopamine. Him saying that he's glad Elissa may have cancer will give him that tiny hit of Dopamine so he does it, without any thought for the consequences of that. Doesn't matter that that's a deeply personal issue for a lot of people, that his gloating may cause genuine emotional distress to some, and completely fucking alienate a good many more. It gives him that tiny little hee hee happy moment, so he hits the dopamine button like the stupid fucking rat he is.

BallDopamine? There's gotta be something clever there, but I'm too MATI right now to come up with it.
 
Nick calls Gabe Hoffman gay, thinks Gabe will reveal that Nick took drugs

I think Nick knows what Gabe will actually reveal
My guess is that Gabe used his Jewish financial powers and friends from that documentary to get dirt on Hedo and how Nick probably fucked underage girls in Jamaica.

I do feel like he’s building up something with the Redo of the Healer stuff. I imagine the next teaser will be American Beauty if my thoughts are correct.
 
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Look at this miserable satanic fuck. Look at that face. It's a face that begs to be beaten until it collapses in on itself.
There's clearly Rigor Mortis on your race, or wait... is that an "expression"? Are you trying to make an expression with that face? Why? You can't stop can you? Its like its not even voluntary anymore. you have worn that grin into your face and now it won't come off.
 

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I'm just glad they sorted things out, good on her because we don't need this nonsense.
She's good at being a talking head! She either has that ability to connect to an audience or can fake it. She could roll with the guys.
Where it got tiresome on her youtube channel was the stupid, petty, bitchy, womanly behavior. She's the type that definitely needs a work environment to keep her life together, so I'm glad she's continuing to move on on local affiliates and moving up markets.

I mean, Nick could benefit by having that structure in his life, but his shit upbringing and attitude have just ruined him.
IMO, the fact that Faran got shitfaced on a livestream really was not that big of a deal. I giggled a little bit when I saw it, but I never thought "OMG, this woman should burn in eternal hellfire." She is not the first person to do that, and she will not be the last.

Let's not forget, PPP literally showed his naked asshole to the Internet at one point, and people still like him. Faran was tame in comparison to that.

What caused Faran problems is she handled it extremely poorly. Namely by flagging people's shit and starting an extremely autistic slapfight with elb.

If she's willing to move beyond that, then I say good for her.

Same with Cynthia.

Because... when you get right down to it... Nick is so incomprehensibly evil that every other beef in the Balldoverse seems downright petty by comparison. That's basically where we're at now.

EDIT: Typo, and elaboration.
 
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