Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

I wonder how Nick's gape game is, if he ever launches that Onlyfans.

Right now it’s a tough running between Rekieta and Anisa Johma’s husband…

…and if it comes to a tie with no clear winner I think I have a suggestion on how it can be decided.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Maaaaan I'M TRYING TO EAT MY FUCKING BREAKFAST

Well you should have known better honestly. Especially after the whole pink sock discussion the other day and Redo the Healer reviews that I thankfully skipped over until the next major event. We've been in horrorcow territory for a long time.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Literally hours ago he backtracked and said that he didn't want her to die, that he didn't mean it and that he just wanted her and other alogs go away.

Now it's back to dying. How fucked in head is he?

I know I’m retracing old ground but what a slimy little fuck

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

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Well if anyone would know something about homewrecking, it’d be Nick Rekieta.

Mud flinging doesn’t work so well when you’re dug in further than everyone else.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

As an addendum to my last post: I don't think Nick's life is actually like Requiem for a Dream.

I think it's actually much worse.

Requiem was a story about four people who had unrealistic or misguided dreams of success and didn't get to achieve them, and ruined their lives with drug use. Nick succeeded in chasing his dreams. He had a law degree, a loving family, created a successful YouTube career for himself from his bedroom, and had a huge circle of friends and fans willing to support him. He achieved his dreams, and was living the best possible life a person could hope for.

There were also no minor children involved in the movie. It was just adults making bad choices and facing the consequences of them. There's children on both sides of this who never chose to lose their parents, live in a crack house, be exposed to all of this degeneracy or endure the horrific psychological trauma they're going to be enduring for years to come. Idk how many kids April and Aaron have but iirc they have some. Nick has five. That's nearly a dozen fucking children harmed by this shit. Half a classroom's worth.

This is no way to live. This is the kind of life people have nightmares about having. The kind where they wake up crying and have to talk to someone they love so they can calm down. Then you'd start explaining the more ridiculous parts to them like screaming at Mr Metokur about Elizabeth Warren's butthole for four hours and you'd start to calm down, because you start to realize the nightmare is so ridiculous it could never happen in real life. Except you made it real. This is as fucking horrible as it gets.

This isn't Requiem for a Dream, this is A Living Nightmare.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

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Not defaming people really is an impossible challenge for Nick.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

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Why do I get the feeling that Nick's trying to alienate everyone around him so he can kill himself?

 

[Vibralldo]

Why do I get the feeling that Nick's trying to alienate everyone around him so he can kill himself?

It'll never happen because there will always be 2 or 3 ride or die nick simps

 

[Lian Xing]

Nick succeeded in chasing his dreams.

I disagree. His whole problem is he doesn't really have any drive, any real goals. His hobby is drugs, completely counterproductive to any other goal, dream, or aspiration. He is a drifter, aimless walking through life. He only got the law degree to maximize any trust disbursements. The law degree gives him knowledge of trust and estates, and it probably bought some familial good will that has been completely destroyed. He has 32 cases as the attorney of record in MCRO which is nothing.

He fell into an incredible situation, and because it was easy come, it was easy go. Had he had drive and dreams, he wouldn't have shit it all away.

Why do I get the feeling that Nick's trying to alienate everyone around him so he can kill himself?

He will never intentionally kill himself. His narcissism is too strong.

 

[not william stenchever]

Why do I get the feeling that Nick's trying to alienate everyone around him so he can kill himself?

He has no plan in place for such a noble goal. He's chewing his own leg off like a trapped animal.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

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Nick no one gives a single solitary fuck about some stories some dipshit made up during the Discord days.

Funny how it takes a woman to be distracted by a health concern before you gather the balls to talk shit, you fucking sniveling coward.

I hope Kayla is watching him kick a woman down once she's already on the floor. Nick will besmirch, insult and abandon her when the chips are down.

 

[PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

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>unhinged white nigger who spends 10 hours a day doing nitrous while pretending to watch tax audit court doesn't have time to back up his defaming statement

Wow that's crazy

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

He will never intentionally kill himself. His narcissism is too strong.

He'll only do it if he can absolutely destroy and corrupt other people in his life in the process.

Kind of as a "fuck you, can't punish me for this".

Well, I hope I'm wrong.

 

[Lurking9e9]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

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It's a wonder how everyone who turns away from Nick is a psychopath, a pedophile, human trafficker, stalker and abuser.

Why did you let these horrible criminals become your friends, associates or nannies??

 

[200MB]

Not defaming people really is an impossible challenge for Nick.

I wonder what laundry list of crimes April, Megan Fox, or That Star Wars Girl will be guilty of should they ever slight Nick.

 

[elb]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

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I haven’t watched the clip, and I’m not watching the stream yet, but just by your summary I’ll say that the irony is Nick was more involved in any “kidnapping” than I ever was. Desperate fathers listen to bad legal advice. There was a period there after the father took off that Nick had more contact with the man than I did, and despite what the trolls say I cooperated with authorities fully. At no point did I ever support breaking any court order



Thank you for all the well wishes, they mean a lot

 

[Tayto]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

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Elissa has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now - I don't think I've ever seen a dual crowdfund to treat cancer AND sue someone for defamation at the same time.

 

[john marston]

Nick keeps claiming that "he doesn't care if Elissa dies" which is bullshit. Technically, he is correct. Every day, people die, and most of us don't notice or care. It's just the way the world is, it is simply impossible to have empathy or feelings for every person who has misfortune all of the time. But the problem is that Nick does care. He is HAPPY and EXCITED that this has fallen uppon Elissa. That's why people are calling him a piece of shit. Even if you "don't care," you can intellectually acknowledge that it is tragedy, even if it doesn't touch you emotionally. If he said nothing at all or just said "that's too bad", that would be genuinely "not caring." Laughing his ass off about it shows that 1) he does care and 2) he's happy that it's happening. Absolutely sick and cowardly. At least Ralph would openly say that he wants her to die.

There's clearly Rigor Mortis on your race, or wait... is that an "expression"? Are you trying to make an expression with that face? Why? You can't stop can you? Its like its not even voluntary anymore. you have worn that grin into your face and now it won't come off.

I'm actually playing Disco Elysium for the first time right now. I had previouslly wrote it off as that "bullshit commie art game" but it actually really interesting and cool. Surprisingly well-written. Don't compare Nick to Harry. Harry at least has the ability to redeem himself. Nick doesn't.

Get well soon, @elb! Keep us updated! We miss you!

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

Sounds like Nick got Elissa and Diddler Dax mixed up

Get well soon @elb