Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap]

I’ll say that the irony is Nick was more involved in any “kidnapping” than I ever was. Desperate fathers listen to bad legal advice. There was a period there after the father took off that Nick had more contact with the man than I did

>crackieta more guilty of the crime he's accusing someone of than they are
Imagine my shock

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

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Nick fucking told the Sophie story!!! Years ago! Many times!

He was pro-Michael Long. He did a couple of shows on it!

And elb didn't kidnap or human traffic anybody EVER.

HOLY SHIT! What a disingenuous faggot!

I haven’t watched the clip, and I’m not watching the stream yet, but just by your summary I’ll say that the irony is Nick was more involved in any “kidnapping” than I ever was. Desperate fathers listen to bad legal advice. There was a period there after the father took off that Nick had more contact with the man than I did, and despite what the trolls say I cooperated with authorities fully. At no point did I ever support breaking any court order



Thank you for all the well wishes, they mean a lot

We believe you.

 

[Clamater]

Now it's Elb
Yesterday it was Faran
Day before it was Mama Kay
Right before that it was the Nanny
Previous to that it was Judge Pussy Liquor

Who am I missing from his mantrums?
These ladies are lucky Nick doesn't like them. Just look at the women he does "really really like"
Favorite daughter: drugged, pissing herself, taken by CPS for over two months
Actual OF whores spreading themselves on his stream
Busted summer's eve slinger April
Busted bodied whore wife
Crazy-eyed fat Celeste whose pill bottle was taken from his drug pile

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

I haven't unsubscribed from Balldoman only for morbid curiosity but every time I see my YouTube subscription feed and catch a glimpse of him streaming live is him reacting to Kurt. I can't see how he expects to catch the winemoms craving for legal slop when he is still seething about Kurt, this man is insane.

Also look at those dwindling numbers:

 

[Vibralldo]

Now it's Elb
Yesterday it was Faran
Day before it was Mama Kay
Right before that it was the Nanny
Previous to that it was Judge Pussy Liquor

Who am I missing from his mantrums?
These ladies are lucky Nick doesn't like them. Just look at the women he does "really really like"
Favorite daughter: drugged, pissing herself, taken by CPS for over two months
Actual OF whores spreading themselves on his stream
Busted summer's eve slinger April
Busted bodied whore wife
Crazy-eyed fat Celeste whose pill bottle was taken from his drug pile

He was really mad at Null a couple days ago

 

[Lian Xing]

Who am I missing from his mantrums?

Aaron.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

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Someone else did tell it and it was Ethan Ralph who did. All I could find was some insane rant by someone on Instagram who’s been repeatedly sued for defamation.

 

[demicolon]

Remember when speculation about Nick's "worst day of my life" was about if maybe he got diagnosed with something (liver failure, dementia) and told he has X years to live left?

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

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>rejects the Divinity of Jesus Christ
>has surrendered himself completely to chasing his own licentiousness.
>at minimum neglects his kids and gets one hooked on coke
>denigrates and pimps out his wife
>lives a life full of seething bitter hatred to the point where he laughs at other's cancer diagnosis, and wanting only to pleasure himself and destroy everyone who calls him out.

Nobody cares who you think is ""Evil"" Nick. You're idea of right and wrong are the same as your father the devil and I hope the drugs, the orgies and the thrill you got out of your wife and kids suffering were worth it nick, because you seem determined to burn with him for all eternity.

 

[Canard]

Remember when speculation about Nick's "worst day of my life" was about if maybe he got diagnosed with something (liver failure, dementia) and told he has X years to live left?

Don't think so. If it was he would have milked it every day for years...

 

[Spongebuck Breakerpants]

I haven't unsubscribed from Balldoman only for morbid curiosity but every time I see my YouTube subscription feed and catch a glimpse of him streaming live is him reacting to Kurt. I can't see how he expects to catch the winemoms craving for legal slop when he is still seething about Kurt, this man is insane.

Also look at those dwindling numbers:

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Why sub when you can just bookmark his channel page?

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Don't think so. If it was he would have milked it every day for years...

Not if it made him look weak and pathetic. In his own eyes, I mean.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Please keep presenting current clips of Nick next to images/clips of him from 1-2 years ago because he is literally aging like a 3 year old opossum.

Whatever he's doing is making him look like a 2006 Nissan Altima in 2025.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

The next generation of old people, born between 75 to like 84 is going to be the worst generation of old people ever.

"The worst generation of old people... so far."

 

[Vibralldo]

Please keep presenting current clips of Nick next to images/clips of him from 1-2 years ago because he is literally aging like a 3 year old opossum.
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Whatever he's doing is making him look like a 2006 Nissan Altima in 2025.

He looks like an entirely different person

You could use this in a pamphlet about the physical cost of drug abuse

 

[Fapcop]

Please keep presenting current clips of Nick next to images/clips of him from 1-2 years ago because he is literally aging like a 3 year old opossum.
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Whatever he's doing is making him look like a 2006 Nissan Altima in 2025.

Christ bros… Is this what happens when you let the devil into your life through unrepentant sinning and blasphemy?

Maybe I should get right with the lord…

 

[Captain Manning]

Look at this shit. Look at it!

There's more too! Just type "Rekieta Law Sophie" into the YouTube search.

I largely stayed out of this thing because I was largely concerned with helping him help Vic, before he alienated me with his degen bullshit. However, I distinctly remember he talked about Sophie a lot, and supported Michael Long on what he did. I think he even interviewed Michael Long at one point.

What a lying cocksucking faggot!

 

[SigmaBalls]

Christ bros… Is this what happens when you let the devil into your life through unrepentant sinning and blasphemy?

Maybe I should get right with the lord…

careful champ, today you're starting to see the light, tomorrow your delusions of Krazy Kayla grandeur disappear. I don't think the thread is ready for this kind of a character arc. (do it)

 

[Lonely khan]

I dont think he has the self-awareness to even know how embarrassing his whole Leisure Suit Larry act is.

Lie then Zoot Lecher?

Lose a Suit [former] Lawyer?

Also look at those dwindling numbers:

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These will be the halcion days compared to next year when he's pulling ralphamale numbers on melton's funny.voice.stream.me platform

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick the Absolute Dork insulting Aaron's clothes? Not to PL (lol), but my sartorial knowledge and taste is excellent. Renowned, even. And Aaron's clothes, with one unfortunate Vegas picture aside, have never even registered one way or another with me. But NICK's selections, without one single exception, have, singularly and collectively, caused me excruciating physical, aesthetic, and psychic pain. It's the fucking worst. And burgundies (which he wears a lot, iirc) are among my favorite colors to wear myself. So fuck you, Nick, and get off my color wheel.

I would've just said "Nick dresses like a faggot."