Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

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[Adamsagaybug]

His whole story now seems like a biblical tale about not disciplining your children. Could be a brothers Grimm fantasy but Bob and Celeste should be put out to pasture for raising this nigger. Keep enabling this woman hating, balldo donning, tanktop wearing faggot.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

There's more too! Just type "Rekieta Law Sophie" into the YouTube search.

I largely stayed out of this thing because I was largely concerned with helping him help Vic, before he alienated me with his degen bullshit. However, I distinctly remember he talked about Sophie a lot, and supported Michael Long on what he did. I think he even interviewed Michael Long at one point.

What a lying cocksucking faggot!

This is likely why he keeps pushing the idea that someone else should make a video about Elissa. He has been hinting at this since his first appearance on Melton's show, where he delivered the now-infamous line: "me, my wife, and my girlfriend."

He’s probably hoping that someone in his audience—perhaps someone like Citizen M, who has editing skills—will take the bait and produce the video for him. He knows he can’t address the subject directly, given his own history with it. So, like the deceitful, pathetic worm he is, he hopes someone will go after his clipper while conveniently sweeping his own involvement under the rug.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

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Nick loves his "two cock" fallacy, for sure.
Homo.

 

[Neetness]

This is likely why he keeps pushing the idea that someone else should make a video about Elissa. He has been hinting at this since his first appearance on Melton's show, where he delivered the now-infamous line: "me, my wife, and my girlfriend."

He’s probably hoping that someone in his audience—perhaps someone like Citizen M, who has editing skills—will take the bait and produce the video for him. He knows he can’t address the subject directly, given his own history with it. So, like the deceitful, pathetic worm he is, he hopes someone will go after his clipper while conveniently sweeping his own involvement under the rug.

If only his balldowashers understood social cues.

 

[WEEKEND]

Why is he being such a bitch? Elissa Clips wouldn't have any clips to post if Nick didn't insist on embarrassing himself by being a faggot 24/7 on the Internet. He's blaming some random bitch for self inflicted wounds.

 

[Grayback]

today you're starting to see the light, tomorrow your delusions of Krazy Kayla grandeur disappear.

Spoiler: The year is 2027.

The year is 2027.
Nick, somehow, is still clinging to life.
From his remote monastery high atop the Pindus Mountains, Fapcop's sole contact with the thread (and the wider outside world) is his weekly post in which he shares the progress he's made painting Orthodox icons of Kayla as the virgin Mary.
In his short time as a novice, he has already made hundreds of these.
No two are exactly alike, like snowflakes. But each depicts Our Wife in heavenly splendor.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Nick accuses Elissa of kidnapping, human trafficking and breaking up families. "It's a long story. Someone else should tell it."

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Is this greasy fuck accusing Ellisa of helping the dad who took his daughter who was getting sexually abused by her mother's boyfriend to Mexico and calling it "kidnapping", "human trafficking" and "breaking up families? Nick talked about the case for awhile and actually interviewed the dad and was in contact with him after he fled with his daughter to Mexico. Is there a completely other family that was broken up when the father fled and took his child to Mexico to avoid authorities that some clip channel somehow helped that I am unaware of?

EDIT:
This one, Sophie Long

 

[Nate Higgers]

He’s probably hoping that someone in his audience—perhaps someone like Citizen M, who has editing skills—will take the bait and produce the video for him.

Citizen M won’t do it unless Pedo Melt or Mahmoud (“Moody”) tell him to.

 

[Adamsagaybug]

Honestly Nick calling sandwich SEAN a faggot is something I thought I'd never see

 

[Butwhythough2]

Any woman that won't fall for his lies and will challenge his narrative, is automatically a target for his aggression. He projects all of his insecurities and his crimes onto them. Makes up lies to cope with being a huge loser has-been (more like never-was.) At this point I don't see him turning his life around, he's had so many opportunities to do it. Still he refuses to take accountability for his shit decisions, always shifting the blame onto someone, something, or just downplaying it. Only a true narcissist can have this much of an ego, after all the shit he's done and yet will see nothing wrong. To him putting aside that pride is akin to him putting down whippits, he just can't because it's a fundamental part of him now.

Do your family a favor rackets, rope yourself, the insurance pay out will hopefully afford them therapy so they don't turn out like you. You disgusting sub human faggot.

 

[Captain Manning]

Is this greasy fuck accusing Ellisa of helping the dad who took his daughter who was getting sexually abused by her mother's boyfriend to Mexico and calling it "kidnapping", "human trafficking" and "breaking up families?

Yes, Ralph. Yes he is.

He lies all the time. He is scum.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Please keep presenting current clips of Nick next to images/clips of him from 1-2 years ago because he is literally aging like a 3 year old opossum.
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Whatever he's doing is making him look like a 2006 Nissan Altima in 2025.

He's developed anorexia as a symptom of his midlife crisis. I am almost certain of this.

 

[Vibralldo]

Why is he being such a bitch? Elissa Clips wouldn't have any clips to post if Nick didn't insist on embarrassing himself by being a faggot 24/7 on the Internet. He's blaming some random bitch for self inflicted wounds.

Nick wants to say whatever he wants all the time while also having no one call him out for it

Is this greasy fuck accusing Ellisa of helping the dad who took his daughter who was getting sexually abused by her mother's boyfriend to Mexico and calling it "kidnapping", "human trafficking" and "breaking up families? Nick talked about the case for awhile and actually interviewed the dad and was in contact with him after he fled with his daughter to Mexico. Is there a completely other family that was broken up when the father fled and took his child to Mexico to avoid authorities that some clip channel somehow helped that I am unaware of?

Nick thinking that taking a child out of an abusive situation is in itself abuse tracks

 

[Adamsagaybug]

He's developed anorexia as a symptom of his midlife crisis. I am almost certain of this.

He's a fat faggot

 

[Sneed Force One]

Honestly Nick calling sandwich SEAN a faggot is something I thought I'd never see

This was the funniest Balldowasher reply. Sean is married, his wife appears on streams.

 

[RotPockets]

Rekeita is suddenly a foodie?

In a sense.

When he is not gooning, cooming and grooming.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Empty chair and micro-peen counter is peak Rekieta.

 

[Tayto]

has surrendered himself completely to chasing his own licentiousness.

You've just made me realise that Nick is basically Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame, if he were less successful & catastrophically retarded - he's even got the hook nose and bad signing voice.

 

[WEEKEND]

It's fascinating how Nick is completely incapable of being the bigger man. All he had to do was either give some boiler plate best wishes bullshit or not even mention her cancer. Now he's bring even more criticism his way for no reason. It's not like it'd even matter if Elissa Clips dropped dead tomorrow, people would still clip this retard being his drugged up faggot self or call his useless whore of a wife a whore. There's no putting the genie back in the bottle.