Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[TV's Adam West]

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Chibi is planning on selling insurance to fuckers in the US while living in japan. that is a 13 HOUR time difference btw. How the actual fuck does he expect this to work

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Coming to japan homeless is gonna look great on your workers visa

He'll get the true Japanese experience of living in Internet cafes and eventually killing himself.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

Should we take bets on how Chibi's Japan adventure lasts. I have a feeling that his future employers grossly miscalculated who this guy is in real life and will be in a bit of a shock.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Chibi, the homeless english teacher.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Should we take bets on how Chibi's Japan adventure lasts. I have a feeling that his future employers grossly miscalculated who this guy is in real life and will be in a bit of a shock.

They purposely hired the worst person possible, as a joke.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Highest hope the job isn't real and its a Nasubi 2.0 situation.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

My prediction if chibi actually makes it to japan

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Nice try, Nihon shusshōritsu kōjō suishin iinkai, but you don't fool me.

Who said anything about having kids?

No true and honest flower of Japanese womanhood would copulate with Chibi. Other gaijin? Depends on the woman and whether or not she thinks having a halfu child is cute.

From what I've heard from people who actually have spent a few years teaching in Japan, its pretty good as far as working as a foreigner goes. Japanese kids take school pretty seriously and so as long as you're an effective teacher it goes smoothly (as it can being a foreigner) with the rest of the faculty.

I imagine working in Japan as something else, depending on what it is, is less of a great experience, but like anything I'm sure its what you make of it.

Yeah if you're working as an ALT or Assistant Language Teacher in an actual school. It's one step above being a dancing monkey in some eikaiwa school. There's no way in hell Chibi would ever get a position as an ALT.

Cheebs has said he had an interview and they hired him on the spot!

LOL! He thinks he'll be able to change jobs.

No Fucking Way. If he gets the COE and Visa he'll be limited by what jobs he can actually work at. And it's like I always tell weebs that want to live and work in Japan. "What can you do that a Japanese national can't"? Unless you have a clear answer like you're a superstar in one industry or another you're fucked.

Highest hope the job isn't real and its a Nasubi 2.0 situation.

That would be hilarious. They could call it, "Stupid Smelly Gaijin Slowly Starves to Death" because Chibi wouldn't be able to win anything in the sweepstakes.

 

[Harambe]

Chibi is planning on selling insurance to fuckers in the US while living in japan. that is a 13 HOUR time difference btw. How the actual fuck does he expect this to work

There's approximately 6 hours a day in business hours he can do things in.

10pm-12am Japan time. That's 9am to 11am in US Central time.
5-7am Japan time. That's 4pm to 6pm US Central time.

It's gonna be great!!

 

[vanta pilled]

Highest hope the job isn't real and its a Nasubi 2.0 situation.

Producers saw his brief appearance on TV and they instantly knew they found the perfect person.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Try and speedrun all the paper-based life admin and gaijin-phobic landlords.

I like that jump!

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Run fast Chibisan! The kiwis and the ghost of your grandmother (who we havent heard about since his drama post of KEEP ME IN UR PRAYERS SHE AINT DOING GOOD!) are going to get you!

 

[Wodanaz]

more like Tokyo Goon

 

[Ghostse]

n tokyo no less! not even in the sticks.
mr "you want joker's cock inside your underaged pussy?" is now going to be an english teacher in glorious nippon. Hide your kids

Oh my god oh my god oh my god ahahahahha
ahahahaha
this Dumb motherfucker ahhahahahahaha
This nigga better get ready to fight Japanese bums for a spot in the park.

I cannot describe how absolutely fucked this dude is unless he gets a natural 21 on a d20. Tokyo metro is nearly the size of some counties in the US, and if he is going to have to pay and arrange his own housing in tokyo he will be living out in the sticks unless someone literally dies as he's talking to the real estate agent.

I am super excited to see the hovel this tard winds up in, but also accept that he will likely find someone that will let him crash with them.

From what I've heard from people who actually have spent a few years teaching in Japan, its pretty good as far as working as a foreigner goes. Japanese kids take school pretty seriously and so as long as you're an effective teacher it goes smoothly (as it can being a foreigner) with the rest of the faculty.

Teaching English in Japan is a fairly laid-back, chill, no skill needed job, with the pretext of you being a normal functioning adult and not a mouth breathing, retarded, ex-speedrunner.

It will DEPEND. "Teaching English" runs a wide, wide gamut. There are some places that will have you be a private/cram school tutor and you are expected to know your shit and actually ensure your students learn, there are some that put you in highschools where you teach what the administration wants you to actually teach english. And then there are places that basically put you into middle/elementary schools for "english exposure" where you are essentially just an alien for the locals to gawk at.

It also verys a lot from school to school, and company to company. I knew a girl who did the Foreign English thing and the faculty were just utterly cruel to her, she nearly had a nervous breakdown, and her manager at her company berated her for letting it get so bad "why didn't you tell us sooner?" - so they gave her like two months of paid leave to go back home and put her in another school.
But I guy I knew who had a legit education degree and thought he'd be teaching highschool or at least advanced middle schoolers was turned into "elementary mascot", complained to his handler and was told "tough fucking shit, suck it up or eat your contract termination fee"

The issue is with Japan your work ethic is fucking everything. Chibi has routinely and consistently half assed, cheated, or slacked off entirely. He's gonna make enemies. I have a friend who worked overseas with the Navy and they don't really fuck around. On Mainland Japan, if you aren't efficient, you're a problem and you'll become a fucking pariah. That's to say nothing of the people he met on Okinawa. Seeing a seamen in local pubs was an event to them because of the concept of shore leave. Japanese people work until they fucking drop. My buddy said Japanese people have the work schedule most comparable to medieval peasants.

It depends. Up though 2000 it was very much that, but in the past 25 years Japan has been dialing back their most retarded work practices. I had a friend who was brought to Japan as a "loud American" and he was there to stop the utterly retarded shit like no one being allowed to go home until the big boss left, or expressly dismissed.

But Japan "worker harder not smarter" is the still largely the order of the day.

Also, as a visibly YT, especially around Tokyo, he will get cut some slack on Japanese social niceities because he is clearly a gaijin barbarian and can't be expected to know any better.

I knew a guy who was engaged to a Japanese girl, and she would invite her parents to their place but would always go home for Obon alone. He had to corner her and force her to tell him why - he'd met her parents, they liked him. He had been in japan for several years, and had done japanese cultural training. But according to her she was terrified he would inadvertently offend her parents; anything that happened in their apartment could be explained away as 'Gaijin house, Gaijin rules' but if she took him into her parents' house, he was going to get zero fucking slack from her dad.

As fun of a meme it is, working at a konbini as a foreigner requires actual Japanese skill. If I had to guess, the fact he's not lamenting his fate of being in the rural Japanese countryside, (unironically a great place to be if your goal is to actually enjoy the culture/nature of Japan and learn true Japanese,) Chibi is speaking to a dispatch company or an Eikaiwa about positions in Tokyo or Osaka, maybe even Nagoya or Fukuoka.

He's gonna get the extremely rude awakening of dealing with urban, uncaring, Japanese Landlords. Though I doubt he'll be smart enough to notice it, he will deal with his co-workers commenting on his pathic hygiene and grooming. He'll be making pennies compared to that At&t job, most of which will go towards rent, the rest he'll blow on gatcha and shitty anime slop. He'll be one of the most standout foreigners at a time when Japan is becoming hyper aware of retarded foreigners visiting their country.

He'll get burned out within a year, and become one of the dime-a-dozen jaded English teachers inhabiting the margins of Tokyo and Osaka.

All this being said, it's Chibi, so at the very least it's gonna be extra cringe and many laughs will be had at the inevitable catastrophe of this arc.

Agree on all that. Tokyo, being largely international, is not where you'd get a "true japanese" experience. It will be fun watching him run full tilt into the japanese housing market, especially in Tokyo.

 

[Kokenami]

Chibi's gonna be posted outside of the love hotels with puppy-dog eyes begging for a Jap woman to coom inside.

 

[scotchtape772572]

AT&T Adam texts here's the mega for the screenshots of the past 2 years of dealing with him. If someone wants to take the time to post every single screenshot on here, they can. There are two different managers with two different colors to help keep track and then everything else is colored pretty much the same cuz it's all just people making fun of Chibi except for cases where multiple people are. I also have the stories behind them as well so if any stick out that you want to ask questions or have me explain, don't hesitate to reach out and I'll tell all to the best of my ability

 

[Requiem For A Meme]

AT&T Adam texts here's the mega for the screenshots of the past 2 years of dealing with him. If someone wants to take the time to post every single screenshot on here, they can. There are two different managers with two different colors to help keep track and then everything else is colored pretty much the same cuz it's all just people making fun of Chibi except for cases where multiple people are. I also have the stories behind them as well so if any stick out that you want to ask questions or have me explain, don't hesitate to reach out and I'll tell all to the best of my ability

Bless you for delivering, I look forward to crawling through this later.
Edit: turns out it's some whore's asshole, give me your trash cans

 

[Whaler]

AT&T Adam texts here's the mega for the screenshots of the past 2 years of dealing with him. If someone wants to take the time to post every single screenshot on here, they can. There are two different managers with two different colors to help keep track and then everything else is colored pretty much the same cuz it's all just people making fun of Chibi except for cases where multiple people are. I also have the stories behind them as well so if any stick out that you want to ask questions or have me explain, don't hesitate to reach out and I'll tell all to the best of my ability

1.21 gigs of pure Cheebs cringe going public for the first time, thank you for this. I just hope there's actual gold in it.

Edit: I know Cheebs can be an asshole, but I don't think he's a whores asshole. Might want to correct the link and upload the correct file. Also, please don't tell me you paid money for that ugly cunts censored nudes.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

AT&T Adam texts here's the mega for the screenshots of the past 2 years of dealing with him.

...did you send the wrong link? I don't think "Jade.zip" is the right file lmao

 

[DOORSTUCK]

It's 1.2 gb of some broad showing her ass

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Don't let this be the new Epstein files!