Mortal Kombat Thread - GET OVER HERE!!!

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Best Ninja?

  • Yellow Ninja

    Votes: 76 17.6%
  • Blue Ninja

    Votes: 58 13.4%
  • Green Ninja

    Votes: 22 5.1%
  • Purple Ninja

    Votes: 9 2.1%
  • Red Ninja

    Votes: 10 2.3%
  • Smoky Ninja

    Votes: 28 6.5%
  • Robot Ninja

    Votes: 13 3.0%
  • Boobie Ninja

    Votes: 98 22.6%
  • Ninja But Not A Ninja

    Votes: 16 3.7%
  • Kurtis Stryker

    Votes: 103 23.8%

  • Total voters
    433
if they dont get retarded with the price and change-censor shit why not
Annnd i aint buying shit Screenshot_2025-06-07-00-34-13-847_com.facebook.katana-edit.webp
 
It's being done by Digital Eclipse, not NRS. They put out great collections (my fave is their Samurai Shodown collection) so I'd be shocked if it's rushed or sloppy.
Google "digital eclipse input lag" and you should find some of their crimes. Supposedly, their NES Mega Man, TMNT, and certain Atari games have serious lag problems. They get praise for the documentary stuff on their collections, but they're not at all above half-assing the emulation.
 
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Considering that the MCU-isms are said to be one of the things that ruined Mortal Kombat 1's story even among die-hard stans, why would anyone think that more comparisons to the MCU would be a good idea?
 
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My fucking god, the trailer is absolute dogshit, and Karl Urban is a massive faggot. There's barely any point trying to replicate the 80s-90s synthwave aesthetic in a MCU copycat from Warner Jews, aside trying to pandering the very little last of Mortal Kombat consoomers. How come it gets 3,327,620 million views in IGN is just a miracle to me, especially how dry the dead horse is.

And Johnny Cage was worse in MK2 than his already dogwater MK1 counterpart. I'd rather have either Dimitri Vegas or Ronda shout in my ears more than actually taking a piss replica of a 80s commercial. That costs less than his $500 sunglasses that Goro destroyed and had his balls punched.

Here's the actual trailer if you want to suffer. Okay, what the fuck is with Raiden's accent or Baraka's voice? It sounds like a horseshit replica of Lambert's Raiden, and that it's fucking weird to hear Baraka's voice without the influence of being a Tarkatan. And that Raiden with black short hair and beard stubbles is insanely weird and off-looking for Raiden in general; since I'm too used to Lambert Raiden and MKDA Raiden's shoulder length platinum hair. Call me a faggot or what the fuckever you want.

Jesus fucking Christ, Jade looks so goddamn fucking ugly, baldie and being a Shebooniqua is the worst combination similar to the ugly bitch Tanya in MK1. Fuck that, I'm Hara-Kiriing myself. (i am a faggot for putting raiden in there, and bad taste.)
 
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