Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Meat Target]

I remember when it happened it was discussed that you could tell his primary emotion in the mugshot wasn’t shame or fear or anything a normal person would feel getting busted for something that big, it was “God damn it, Kiwi Farms is going to laugh at me forever for this.”

And we will.
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Look how angry he is. He's glaring at the audience he knew he had on the Farms and elsewhere.

He knew he'd turned from LawPope to LOLDope.

And he was wearing the hilarious fag cuck Jamaican "I take it up the ass" shirt too. He had to know how hilarious that would be.

It was one of those "where were you when it happened?" moments, like 9/11 or The Merge.

I saw a notification for the Telegram and wondered if Josh was cleaning up more tranny vandalism. I hadn't been paying attention to Nick since the Depp trial, but only vaguely heard about him spiraling downwards. I wasn't aware of the cokestream till after the fact.

I saw the mugshots and ignored the commentary; my jaw was on the floor. And then I couldn't quit laughing.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Hey, squeaky

For someone who throws insults around a lot this is really pathetic. For insult to be effective you need to either know your opponent's insecurities and use them against him or make your insult into a joke that will make people laugh at your opponent.
Even a smart kindergartner would be ashamed to insult people with stuff like "squeaky" or "nerd". Especially when both those insults apply to him more than to his opponent.

 

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

I'm very behind in this thread, but you can tell Nick is a lolcow because if he had even a shred of common sense/decency, he would have responded to Elissa's diagnoses with a simple, "I'm sorry to hear about that. We obviously don't get along but I wish her the best."

If Nick did that then even the strongest of KF alogs would have acknowledged and appreciated that of Nick.

Nick can't even manage that because he's the worst.

The thing is that it comes off as a cunt move because as far as I'm aware Elissa is relatively soft on Nick. The worst thing I know of is dropping her direct messages with Nick and that wasn't even that bad. If it was someone like Josh, Sandwich Sean, or Aaron, then I would totally see where he's coming from. I'm sure almost everyone on this thread has slighted Nick in a way that would cause him to wish death on them, but like I said, I don't think Elissa did anything worthy of having that thrown at her.

 

[Vibralldo]

The thing is that it comes off as a cunt move because as far as I'm aware Elissa is relatively soft on Nick. The worst thing I know of is dropping her direct messages with Nick and that wasn't even that bad. If it was someone like Josh, Sandwich Sean, or Aaron, then I would totally see where he's coming from. I'm sure almost everyone on this thread has slighted Nick in a way that would cause him to wish death on them, but like I said, I don't think Elissa did anything worthy of having that thrown at her.

Elissa does the worst thing Nick can think of:

She puts Nick's own words out there so he can't lie

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I know of a great lawyer that just loves constitutional issues...

No. He has a show with a Canadian lawyer.

You said, "great lawyer" not, "digital ambulance chaser".

I wonder where it all went wrong with him

Those who have never truly suffered a day in their life lack empathy and understanding towards others.
Nick has never had to work a real day in his life.
He has never had to actually worry about ANYTHING until recently in his life. And even then he probably confidently / cockily thought, "the family money will take care of it."
Because of that, he hasn't cared or worried or suffered. He has no empathy for anyone or anything. Absolute entitlement. And his parents only enabled it throughout his life instead of trying to get him to humble himself.
He sees himself as a different class of person than others and the fact you dare to judge him as a lesser angers him. Especially when you point out his hypocrisy.

We need to bring back oaths. Being given the incredible privileges that professions, like doctors, lawyers, and others have, should require oaths to the public. These cocksucking vermin can't be allowed to prey upon the public without taking and being bound by oaths for the public interest.

Don't doctors already have oaths? And they troonify the fuck out of people for sweet cash while also selling out to Rx companies to push pills down their throats instead of telling people harsh truths like "get unfat."
If its not enforced it means nothing. Like you say though guillotines mandatory.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

It was one of those "where were you when it happened?" moments, like 9/11 or The Merge.

It reminds me of that tragedy.

We need a Balldoized version:

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He was still somewhat charismatic

Lol, never.

Maybe this wasn't always the case,

It's quite sad.

I wonder where it all went wrong with him

type of person Rekieta presently is

Good God. Some people are just rotten. Nick is not a tragic, wayward sad case. He is and has always been a garbage, malevolent person. "That boy ain't right."

Astounding to me anyone has this sentimentality about him. What does it take for people to see clearly?

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This legal expert, this titan of the court system, this Adonis with the brain of Solomon, this master manipulator whose subtle strategies bamboozle all who rise to oppose him, this GENIUS if you will, has everything under control. Go back to sleep, youtube audience, everything is fine.
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Just like when he was 15, he will continue to escape all the consequences of his actions, because adult life works exactly like the life of a spoiled child,

Rekieta: being relatively lucky and getting away with shit is not a plan.
Do a flip.

Amazing how much healthier he looked a year ago in his felony arrest mugshot than he does now. And he looked like garbage then. Cheers, Nick.

 

[Nihil Jung]

Desperation to avoid a family annihilation scenario is the most generous motivation I can give to Kandiyohi County running interference like this.

*bang!*
"Fucking Monty..."
*bang!*
"Fucking uncivil..."
*bang!*
"Fucking Null..."
*bang!"
"Fucking Farms.."
*bang!*
"Fucking NULL....!"
*bang*
"FUCKING NULL!
*BANG*

Spoiler

the dog has been dead for months

 

[AnOminous]

That’s the funniest part, he’s not mad at the camera, he’s not mad at the cops, he’s mad at us in this instant.

That's what's so hilarious. He's so easy to read. It would be very profitable to play poker against this bitch. He's so angry. He's so pissed off. And you can tell, in this moment, he was thinking about how everyone on the Internet was watching it, was going to see his facial expression on his mugshot, and then he chose that very specific faggot expression that made him look like a gargantuan homo.

LMAO NICK look what a FAG you look like in your Jamaican fag shirt while you got arrested.

Wow, that was a great idea, such tomfoolery, such jail.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

It reminds me of that tragedy.

We need a Balldoized version:

"Faggot, another female clipper has
started posting clips of you being a
midwit compulsive liar."

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Didn't see this posted already.
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[Niggernerd]

I love how Nick tries to play moral arbiter with null when not even 24 hours he was laughing at Elissa Clips and wishing her death.
Edit: afaik Null has never larped as a trad cath

 

[RAM RANCH]

Does anyone read the gossip entertainment blog "Crazy Days and Nights"?

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I love how Nick tries to play moral arbiter with null when not even 24 hours he was laughing at Elissa Clips and wishing her death.
Edit: afaik Null has never larped as a trad cath

Null finds all the religious stuff lately weird, he said as much on MATI. He is from the Bible belt in the Florida panhandle but other than that he's always been an atheist as far as I know.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Does anyone read the gossip entertainment blog "Crazy Days and Nights"?

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Oh wow a blog owned and run by entertainment lawyers based in Los Angeles and who have in the past been right about every single blind item related to paedophilia. Who could have ever predicted this?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

The thing is that it comes off as a cunt move because as far as I'm aware Elissa is relatively soft on Nick. The worst thing I know of is dropping her direct messages with Nick and that wasn't even that bad. If it was someone like Josh, Sandwich Sean, or Aaron, then I would totally see where he's coming from. I'm sure almost everyone on this thread has slighted Nick in a way that would cause him to wish death on them, but like I said, I don't think Elissa did anything worthy of having that thrown at her.

Nick’s hatred doesn’t come from a place of logic—like weighing who’s been harshest to him over time.

It comes from who’s bruised his narcissistic ego the most.

That’s why his resentment tends to burn hottest toward those who publicly damage his image, especially if the criticism reaches a broader audience—or toward those who once stood in his corner and now don’t.

The latter stings in a particular way. For someone with narcissistic tendencies, rejection isn’t just painful—it’s threatening. People who used to support him and then turn away don’t just represent betrayal; they become walking reminders that admiration is conditional, and that when people truly see him for what he is, they might no longer stay.

And that kind of reminder is intolerable to someone who relies on external validation to hold their identity together.

 

[Nihil Jung]

Null finds all the religious stuff lately weird, he said as much on MATI. He is from the Bible belt in the Florida panhandle but other than that he's always been an atheist as far as I know.

Interesting. I assumed for NULL, like many here, consider Christianity as the first among non-equals if only for inspiring the constituiton, etc. If there's something divinely inspired, it's the constitution...it's better than the sum of its parts, i.e. the selfish values of man. I don't think I've ever had a hint that he was an atheist. The esoterics of personal spiritual belief is like secret lolbertarianism if you wanna know the truth bout it.

 

[chalkyresidue]

Does anyone read the gossip entertainment blog "Crazy Days and Nights"?

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Which one of you fed them this

 

[woc_krava]

The peak justice would be surviving 5 years of probation on nitrous and Adderall and then dying the first day he's off it.

That would really be an interesting way of white knuckling through it.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Which one of you fed them this

I have a feeling it might be Faran or the Fox 9 guy. He was in shithole county the other day and it wasn't for the local cuisine.

ETA
Remember Faran deleted her Rekieta tweets and said she'd take it to another forum.