Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Um ackshually, he "never said that" he was ever this supposed "traddad Nick" at any point in time and it's weird and funny that people made up that myth in their own heads. He never even so much as implied any such thing, plus RL never was a law channel, we've always been at war with Eastasia, and there are five lights:

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This isn't even about lies or mistaking someone. Nick could have been a scumbag the entire time and I'd still want him to kill himself just as much

Slight disagreement here. Nick thinks that everything he's done is totally okay, but he also thinks that he should be praised and rewarded for it.

That's fair. He wanted to hide it only because he knew it was wrong and he'd be punished, ideally he'd want it to be able to do it openly. There's also a bit of resentment and narcissism because he thinks every man is as degenerate as he is and secretly doing the same thing and that he's being singled out for no reason.

 

[Captain Manning]

Lmao Mersh's on-stream drug seizures have been hilarious to watch. "Female cop. . .female cop. . .female cop. . ."

You forgot "doggo... doesn't die." That's the funniest part.

For added funny, watch Elb's clip of Metokur watching it.

Normally I wouldn't laugh at something like this, but Mersh sucks. Anybody still defending Rekieta sucks.

 

[AnOminous]

This isn't even about lies or mistaking someone. Nick could have been a scumbag the entire time and I'd still want him to kill himself just as much

Most people on this thread wouldn't even be aware of this worm's existence had he appeared in his current form. The only reason he even had a career was he managed to fake being an actual human and not some repulsive vermin.

 

[AltisticRight]

>There is no evidence that any child in that home used cocaine (despite legal documents and lab tests)
>There is literally 100% more evidence... (100% more of something that's 0 or very low is...?)

This is what dropping out of high school does.


Juju fan is upset.

 

[SigmaBalls]

You forgot "doggo... doesn't die." That's the funniest part.

For added funny, watch Elb's clip of Metokur watching it.

Normally I wouldn't laugh at something like this, but Mersh sucks. Anybody still defending Rekieta sucks.

God please let an on-stream stroke like this happen to rekieta already. How has it not already happened??

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

As an addendum to my last post: I don't think Nick's life is actually like Requiem for a Dream.

I think it's actually much worse.

It can't be Requiem for a Dream bc Jennifer Connelly was actually hot, and no one tangled in this mess is.

 

[AnOminous]

This is what dropping out of high school does.

Nick must be proud to have nothing but literal mental retards as minions at this point. Great jerb Nick. Nice Mongoloid horde you got going there.

It can't be Requiem for a Dream bc Jennifer Connelly was actually hot, and no one tangled in this mess is.

It's Requiem for a Dream but with >9000% less eye candy and >9000% more ass to ass.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick must be proud to have nothing but literal mental retards as minions at this point. Great jerb Nick. Nice Mongoloid horde you got going there.

I wonder how much of Nick's current funds come from tugboats from bottom of the barrel scum?

 

[Gulls on Film]

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He doesn't even deny that the he texted null while taking a seethe shower.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

He doesn't even deny that the he texted null while taking a seethe shower.

Is it ironic that the Iranian literal cock sucker is talking about coming out of the closet??

 

[SaltyFanta]

God please let an on-stream stroke like this happen to rekieta already. How has it not already happened??

If he's on whippets there's a real chance one day he'll take a break from berating women, talking about child rape anime, or pretending to understand the law on stream and just never come back. It's not unlikely he could hit the whippets a little too hard and choke to death.

 

[Father Balldo]

we love rekieta. we give him superchats so he can say our names. "that's my name! rekieta said my name!" hahaahaha and melton too!
nick is a sexual tyrannosaurus and gives lectures. will he do an e-daddy show for us? we all love nick rekieta, he coked up his own daughter. the definition of a bad ass dude. aaron hate his goo, lucky bastard. nick rekieta is an hero and will persevere. he really whips the llama's ass. eat at denny's.

Sent from my Galaxy Gas X.

 

[Vibralldo]

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>There is no evident that any child in that home used cocaine (despite legal documents and lab tests)
>There is literally 100% more evidence... (100% more of something that's 0 or very low is...?)

This is what dropping out of high school does.

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Juju fan is upset.

These niggers constantly say "if Nick dosed his kid why wasn't he charged?" then say "Elissa kidnapped a kid despite there being no charges against her!"
(Funny that the niggers take the side of alleged child abuse on both issues)

 

[RotPockets]

It's Requiem for a Dream but with >9000% less eye candy and >9000% more ass to ass.

Juice by Kayla!
Juice by Kayla!
Nick is such a narcissist he is both the son and his girlfriend, concurrent trajectories.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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YellowFlashGuy alleged on his stream that Nick Rekieta told him that they were "100% swinging" while at Hedonism 2.

He told him a story once "about how Him and Kayla were eachothers firsts, then they swung with another couple, he finished really fast and had to uh...sit around and wait while the other guy fucked his wife for a WHILE".
He then "told FarenBalanced the same shit too, then crashed out on her, right, and made her retract it, and she was going to come out and talk about it again, then he shower called her ass."

It appears MemeCopium's vagueposting was correct and is substantiated.
When Nick and Faren got into a Twitter slap fight, she threatened to embarrass him with new cuck stories, he called her to CRY.

 

[Pentamidine]

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>There is no evidence that any child in that home used cocaine (despite legal documents and lab tests)
>There is literally 100% more evidence... (100% more of something that's 0 or very low is...?)

This is what dropping out of high school does.

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They've changed their argument and verbiage to match Nick's latest argument - none of the kids ever used cocaine. Being poisoned by your father isn't "using", thus there is no evidence that the children used drugs. It's bad enough that Nick is choosing this phrasing so that he can trick people because "he didn't say that" - but the balldoguards echoing that exact verbiage because they are doing the same thing seems even worse to me.

 

[AnOminous]

He told him a story once "about how Him and Kayla were eachothers firsts, then they swung with another couple, he finished really fast and had to uh...sit around and wait while the other guy fucked his wife for a WHILE".

Lmao not only is he a premature ejaculator but he actually admits that to another man? What a fucking homo.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

JRock is/was a mod, I believe. I went back to check and realized Nick's disabled his chat for ALL streams. Did we know he'd done this? Does anyone know when he did this?

I thought the same thing about JRock when I heard it, but when I found it I was able to see it's a different chatter. Maybe a temporary glitch, chat replay worked for me.

 

[Beavis]

Lmao not only is he a premature ejaculator but he actually admits that to another man? What a fucking homo.

HE’S A MINUTE MAN!

 

[SaltyFanta]

YellowFlashGuy alleged on his stream that Nick Rekieta told him that they were "100% swinging" while at Hedonism 2.

He told him a story once "about how Him and Kayla were eachothers firsts, then they swung with another couple, he finished really fast and had to uh...sit around and wait while the other guy fucked his wife for a WHILE".
He then "told FarenBalanced the same shit too, then crashed out on her, right, and made her retract it, and she was going to come out and talk about it again, then he shower called her ass."

Wow so Nick lied once again? Looking forward to the cycle of Nick saying it's all a lie, then gradually admitting it. I think eventually there's going to be a stream where Nick says something like "I never denied my child took cocaine". He really seems to start from a place of denying everything, and then it comes out from third parties and eventually he admits to it himself, acting like he never denied it.