Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 37 31.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 39 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 29 24.4%

  • Total voters
    119
Probably late as fuck but Nick Rekieta's rape anime shit was mentioned on Blind Items which for those who don't know is a celebrity gossip rumor mill that has been running for a long time.

Anisa and Ian showed up in some of last month's Blind Items, but Nick's name came up. blinditem.webp
 
I'd argue that looping on the AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed superchat 8 times in a row over the course of 20-30 minutes, without recognizing what you're doing is far more indicative of brain damage than Mersh's mini-stroke session.
I was wondering about brain damage too! Then I ran across a video that explains it could be just alcohol.

Last week, I was watching the elissa clips video again - the MATI version anime sucks cope and sneed because that Josh Moon laugh makes me happy.

I thought it must be brain damage or the hard drugs. Then I ran across a Joe Rogan video clip with Malcolm Gladwell

According to this guy, Nick's video could be the finest example of someone blackout drunk. Drink enough alcohol, the hippocampus part of your brain shuts off. Without the hippocampus, you can't form new memories. This video of Nick re-reading and answering the same question should be shown to medical students. Nick executes the test to prove he is blackout drunk, solo. amazing

'I could be blackout drunk right now and you wouldnt know it - not like you can tell. I can't tell if you have a headache right now, can I? no clue...
...
except if you ask me the same question - this is how you can do it.
If you are a party and you think someone is blackout drunk, ask the same question over and over again and see if they respond like "why you asking [that again]"
Literally, I would say "wait, did you say you are a quarter Irish?"
And then I would just have to wait, say about 5 seconds. And then I would say "Joe, did you say you are a quarter Irish?"
At some point you would say "Malcolm, stop it! Why are you asking me this again?"
If you don't say that, you are blackout drunk. '


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He really seems to start from a place of denying everything, and then it comes out from third parties and eventually he admits to it himself, acting like he never denied it.
And this is one of his most asshole traits. It's not enough for this slimeball to lie constantly about everything, but he screams and yells at people for calling him out on his lies, only eventually to be forced to admit everything was always true.
 
He defends Nick so hard because he sees himself as Nick

If he can successfully argue that Nick's crimes are ok then he's vindicated himself since he's done the exact same
It all makes perfect sense. I thought balldowashers had an excuse that they weren't doing drugs, but nope they're literally just lesser nicks.
That's why they flock to him.
 
Lmao not only is he a premature ejaculator but he actually admits that to another man? What a fucking homo.
This isn’t even the first time this info has been shared. Aaron also shared this lore on his initial Kino Casino interview. There was one glaring difference though, that was that Nick had done so much cocaine before the actual swinging took place, that he couldn’t even get it up. Not that he “finished quick.” He couldn’t perform, & this was the origin of Nicks worst day ever, having to watch Kayla get fucked for an hour while he sat there shaking, coked to the gills, & limp. So now there are two versions of a similar story, it’s anyone’s guess which is closer to the truth.
ETA: @ ninja’d by @RotPockets
 
What does it profit a man to gain the world but lose his soul?

This. This is what it gets him. "The world" in this sense = pleasures of the flesh. And this is the boon of chasing those pleasures. A miserable life.
He didn´t "lose his soul", he is just an hedonist asshole to which some people were blindsided by because he use to confirm their priors to some inane culture war bullshit. I heard very little of him before the spiral but he always sounded like a condescending, conniving, whining, grifting faggot to me but he was (some of yours) "our" condescending, conniving, whining, grifting midwit faggot.
 
This isn’t even the first time this info has been shared. Aaron also shared this lore on his initial Kino Casino interview. There was one glaring difference though, that was that Nick had done so much cocaine before the actual swinging took place, that he couldn’t even get it up. Not that he “finished quick.” He couldn’t perform, & this was the origin of Nicks worst day ever, having to watch Kayla get fucked for an hour while he sat there shaking, coked to the gills, & limp. So now there are two versions of a similar story, it’s anyone’s guess which is closer to the truth.
The story Aaron claimed Nick told him where the story of their first swinger experience was at Hedonism II where he could not perform due to drug abuse and had to sit and watch. I haven't listened to what YellowFlash said, but in a chat comment posted here earlier, he claimed that Nick told him about being a swinger as early as the Vic case (which was years before Rekieta went to Hedonism II in 2022 and 2023). This makes me wonder if this is just a fantasy he likes to recount with some variations rather than something that actually happened.

Nigga, she performs as much "moral arbitration" as a court stenographer transcribing the criminal's own words.
Nick's original grief with Elissa was that she clipped Nick's Locals streams where he was talking about sex and drug use without the alleged context that his regular YouTube streams were nothing like the Locals streams. Not sure how that turned out.
 
I heard very little of him before the spiral but
Then you don't know nor were you there to see the contrast and change over time.

It is silly to write and give a strong opinion while simultaneously mentioning that you you had little experience with Nick prior to his crashouts.
 
So how long before Christopher shows up as baldo moves to robbery ;) Aaron could not make this monologue work.. Not stopping any one wanting to spend the time making that version of this clip ;)
 
I heard very little of him before the spiral but he always sounded like a condescending, conniving, whining, grifting faggot to me but he was (some of yours) "our" condescending, conniving, whining, grifting midwit faggot.
So are you saying that you disliked him before it was cool?
This makes me wonder if this is just a fantasy he likes to recount with some variations rather than something that actually happened.
That’s the info I’m curious about, too. When did Nick tell Yellowflash that story, versus Aaron’s account? Could also be Nick lying to Aaron, as he already had about how long he & Kayla had been swingers. There was the stuff about how the Rekieta’s sat the Imholte’s down to come clean, telling them they had more swinging experience than they’d previously let on.
 
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