Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 21 36.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 21 36.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 4 7.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 11 19.3%

  • Total voters
    57
Apologies if this has already been mentioned (I searched through XenForo and couldn’t find anything related), but Nate the Lawyer was spotted in the comment section of an Elissa Clips video—specifically, one where Rekieta is seen laughing about her health condition:
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Nick's only one bad day from calling Nate the gamer word now.
 
Same as the divorce. Never. Violating probation, accidental overdose, or Kayla suicide are all infinitely more likely than his shitbag parents Bob and Celeste to stop sweeping and taking away the Robert Gaylord Trust/Petrofag money and leaving Nick out to dry.
My favorite ever longshot kill on Rekieta is
Celeste money given to faggot son
Faggot son buys drugs with Celeste money
Faggot transports, distributes and "deals" drugs in exchange for sad sex or clout
At the same time faggot sits on boards of their fake charities
Celeste is popped as bank of a drug distributor, no more "trust fund" handouts

And her pills being in the drug photos makes it remotely possible (I said it is a longshot)

Rainbows away!
 
Nick's only one bad day from calling Nate the gamer word now.
He already did with his 8 hour long Eric July seethestream (Nick voice: I never said that! I never said the hard R!) so it's not that out of the realm of possibility.
My favorite ever longshot kill on Rekieta is
Celeste money given to faggot son
Faggot son buys drugs with Celeste money
Faggot transports, distributes and "deals" drugs in exchange for sad sex or clout
At the same time faggot sits on boards of their fake charities
Celeste is popped as bank of a drug distributor, no more "trust fund" handouts

And her pills being in the drug photos makes it remotely possible (I said it is a longshot)

Rainbows away!
I think Bob and Celeste's actions have indicated they're not above strongarming officials with their petrobucks and likely their own version of shower calls. Bob's already lied under oath about his son's alcohol abuse, why not cover for his drug-gift clout operation too?

Re: Rekieta throwing free coke around like he's Nosy Montana. Narcissists are at face value actually pretty generous people, lovebombing, gift giving, very quick to help when somebody (that they can get something out of) is in need. Then when you don't or can't reciprocate when they want you to, it turns. "Oh, I see who you really are" or "don't you remember all the things I did for you?" start flying. Rekieta doesn't have any actual friends, it sounds like nobody in Spicer really knows him, and those that do hate his guts. He's using the trust fund to buy companionship and then shower calling to get favors. Narcissist behavior is shockingly easy to pin down once you figure them out - they all do the same things. It's almost scary.

Still believe Rekieta is at best demon-influenced as well.
 
He already did with his 8 hour long Eric July seethestream (Nick voice: I never said that! I never said the hard R!) so it's not that out of the realm of possibility.

I think Bob and Celeste's actions have indicated they're not above strongarming officials with their petrobucks and likely their own version of shower calls. Bob's already lied under oath about his son's alcohol abuse, why not cover for his drug-gift clout operation too?

Re: Rekieta throwing free coke around like he's Nosy Montana. Narcissists are at face value actually pretty generous people, lovebombing, gift giving, very quick to help when somebody (that they can get something out of) is in need. Then when you don't or can't reciprocate when they want you to, it turns. "Oh, I see who you really are" or "don't you remember all the things I did for you?" start flying. Rekieta doesn't have any actual friends, it sounds like nobody in Spicer really knows him, and those that do hate his guts. He's using the trust fund to buy companionship and then shower calling to get favors. Narcissist behavior is shockingly easy to pin down once you figure them out - they all do the same things. It's almost scary.

Still believe Rekieta is at best demon-influenced as well.
The frustrating thing to me is knowing actual feds have read Rekieta's utterly cringe sycophantic mail to various lowlife scum, including sending them inappropriate files and info and more or less openly promising drugs, but also knowing that there is nothing certain and too many steps involved to be confident any of it will result in charges let alone convictions. But oh boy oh boy if it did. It's a sign though that all he has left are actual criminals, actual paedophiles and a scattering of mentally ill supporters. It's quite the venn diagram for Rekieta now.
 
My favorite ever longshot kill on Rekieta is
Celeste money given to faggot son
Faggot son buys drugs with Celeste money
Faggot transports, distributes and "deals" drugs in exchange for sad sex or clout
At the same time faggot sits on boards of their fake charities
Celeste is popped as bank of a drug distributor, no more "trust fund" handouts

And her pills being in the drug photos makes it remotely possible (I said it is a longshot)

Rainbows away!
Honestly, at this point, anything could happen. Kayla could realize she's trapped and a failure of of mother who is about as guilty as Nick and kill herself with prescription pills. If she left a handwritten note apologizing to the kids, I don't doubt for a second that Nick would throw it out and type out a suicide note directly naming Josh Moon, Momma K, and Kiwifarms. Then he'd go on stream, huff some gas, and pontificate, "My stance on kiwifarms has never changed. I have always believed that they should be allowed to say whatever they want. I still fully support kiwifarms as it WAS. But kiwifarms has changed after Josh Moon decided to make me his Moby Dick because he never had a father to make his penis work. They have BECOME the monster that everyone originally said they were. They killed my wife and left five children without a mother! So, no. I no longer think the site should be allowed to exist if it is directly causing the death of people, and I believe Josh Moon is criminally liable for my wife's death and others!" I guarantee that's how he'd exploit the situation, despite the fact that if Nick ever found that Kayla killed herself, this motherfucker would be so giddy he could jump and click his heels, because he wants that bitch gone so he can be with April, who committed nearly the same crimes as Kayla, who also walked scott free.
 
Unless they got April to talk I don't think it's going to be much beyond allegations and "sources close to Rekieta say he did this thing" -- which makes for fine gossip on a gossip show, but very little in terms of nailing more shit on to Nick.
I disagree, respectfully. "Gossip" is smoke; where there's smoke, there's often fire. Speaking of smoke, many people may need to be smoked out of silence. It sometimes just takes one to burn down the house.

It's shocking how long the list is:
- Nanny
- April
- Keanu (if she has information)
- Drex (if he has information)
- Dan & Shari Sletta
- Matthew Woltjer
- JaymeLee Wright
- Paula Holmen
- Pastor Melin
- The Hatfields (lived in the second house; kids in the same school coop and played with the Rekieta kids)
- Dance instructor who reported the Rekietas the YEAR BEFORE

Side possibilities:
- Faran
- Camelot
- Drug dealers
- Hedonism employees
- "Whores" from Locals/AM conventions/meet-ups
- Plenty of cops and CPS workers who are probably seething and would talk off the record

It's a journalist's dream. Even if Gabe has gotten only 1-2 to talk, it can lead to more.
 
Nick is so blinded by rage and dopamine addiction that he can't see that see why laughing about cancer would alienate him from everyone but retards like grifty
Rekieta is beginning to attract the most dangerous kind of a-logs: those who believe they are morally righteous. And to be fair, they may have a point, considering Rekieta’s recent controversies.

It’s already exhausting to deal with politically zealous a-logs who believe they're in the right—these were the type Rekieta was accustomed to. But given his recent conduct, it's increasingly likely he will attract “normie” a-logs who also think they are morally justified in going after him. In my view, that’s a far more dangerous kind of critic.

Gabe Hoffman may well be a symptom of this phenomenon. And Rekieta, ever his own worst enemy, will likely double down rather than course-correct. He remains a top-tier lolcow, after all.
 
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It should have been him.

Lmao:

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I disagree, respectfully. "Gossip" is smoke; where there's smoke, there's often fire. Speaking of smoke, many people may need to be smoked out of silence. It sometimes just takes one to burn down the house.

It's shocking how long the list is:
- Nanny
- April
- Keanu (if she has information)
- Drex (if he has information)
- Dan & Shari Sletta
- Matthew Woltjer
- JaymeLee Wright
- Paula Holmen
- Pastor Melin
- The Hatfields (lived in the second house; kids in the same school coop and played with the Rekieta kids)
- Dance instructor who reported the Rekietas the YEAR BEFORE

Side possibilities:
- Faran
- Camelot
- Drug dealers
- Hedonism employees
- "Whores" from Locals/AM conventions/meet-ups
- Plenty of cops and CPS workers who are probably seething and would talk off the record

It's a journalist's dream. Even if Gabe has gotten only 1-2 to talk, it can lead to more.
-Gothic Sushi
-Anna The Star Wars Middle Aged Woman
-Chrissie Mayr
-Melton
-Daxipad
-Vito
-David Volz

-Teacher at the church
-Sodomy Barn witnesses
-Gay90s faggots


and so on.

Doesn't even have to be someone hostile to Rekieta, if the heat increases enough or is judicially applied over they will flip. Also the bad optics are increasing around Rekieta, it isn't funny and weird to tolerate him or have him on their worthless shows.
 
The British News Megathread in the Articles and News section of the forums was created almost two months earlier on January 3rd 2019 and presently runs to 1095 pages.
He surpassed the vtuber thread.

Honestly, at this point, anything could happen. Kayla could realize she's trapped and a failure of of mother who is about as guilty as Nick and kill herself with prescription pills.
Kayla is less sentient than my friend's coral aquarium.

Hedonism employees
I'm still hoping for the day that "Energii_King" or "Romaine 12 actions" joins the forum to dump deets on this skelly freak.

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It should have been him.
Heh. Isn't it weird that he wished death upon Elissa and God takes away one of his? Maybe if he didn't run his Aaroncocklicker and spew shit out of his Aaronspinksock, I'd feel a little sorry.

Should have been him instead.
 
Rekieta is beginning to attract the most dangerous kind of a-logs: those who believe they are morally righteous. And to be fair, they may have a point, considering Rekieta’s recent controversies.
He's bringing it on himself by being so shit. He's becoming less of a lolcow in that it's less fun to laugh at his retardation the darker he makes things.

Those of us in it for the lolz are slowly leaving because children testing positive for cocaine, the constant reminder of how fucked up of a home environment his children are living in, and his growing sadism is less fun so those left to alog are people who are more invested on a moral level and who want to see justice done.

It doesn't bode well for him winning lolcow of the year. I don't like his chances, he needs to make an ass out of himself in a way that's funny and not just miserable and pathetic fast.
 
Alright so remember when A A RON said he had a private investigator looking into his data breach? What if Gabe was the one funding the investigation into said data breach? Its a hell of a stretch so puzzle piece me. I would just think it'd be incredibly funny if it was a culmination of many things. I don't think we ever found out who took the picture of April's car at crack shack 2.0.
 
The absolute motherfucking shameless unbelievable chutzpah of this fucking nigger to announce this and fish for sympathy right now. Zero shame or self awareness. At this point, I don't even believe that someone died unless he says who, because all this man does is lie, manipulate, abuse his children, and huff nitrous.
And eat single dorito sassily
 
The absolute motherfucking shameless unbelievable chutzpah of this fucking nigger to announce this and fish for sympathy right now. Zero shame or self awareness. At this point, I don't even believe that someone died unless he says who, because all this man does is lie, manipulate, abuse his children, and huff nitrous.
He's using this fake grief to nope out of social media as much as he is able to because the water is up around his neck, the fire is rising, and there are too many scopes zeroed in on this fucking faggot for his manchild mind to deal with. Nothing more. He's run this exact scenario before too. He has no empathy at all so the concept he would feel sad about something outside himself ever is absurd on its face.
 
FYI, PPP and Gabe Hoffman have tweeted specifically about the choice to do this big reveal on Keanu’s show and not the Kasino:

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I do like that Gabe is doing his best to make Nick seethe as much as possible
Rekieta is beginning to attract the most dangerous kind of a-logs: those who believe they are morally righteous. And to be fair, they may have a point, considering Rekieta’s recent controversies.

It’s already exhausting to deal with politically zealous a-logs who believe they're in the right—these were the type Rekieta was accustomed to. But given his recent conduct, it's increasingly likely he will attract “normie” a-logs who also think they are morally justified in going after him. In my view, that’s a far more dangerous kind of critic.

Gabe Hoffman may well be a symptom of this phenomenon. And Rekieta, ever his own worst enemy, will likely double down rather than course-correct. He remains a top-tier lolcow, after all.
Nick had countless chances to pull up and avoid real a-logs, but he refused

He deserves people that are near dabbleverse level insane (minus the pedophilia) like people willing to pay to go to a Hackamania type event but to troll Nick
 
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