Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Toji Suzuhara]

Until she keeps over from the stomach cramps

Coffee-induced, by the looks of it
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[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Happy pride month, chyat
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New pfp with the Bi flag in the background.
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[Burekbossman]

Happy pride month, chyat
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New pfp with the Bi flag in the background.
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more like Bi-polar

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Is she really so lazy that it takes her a week to acknowledge what month it is?

 

[Miragestallio]

Liar, she's not straight nor bi. She is an objectophile. Remember, she'd rather shove glass up her snatch than be with a man.

Which makes me wonder whether she gets off from doing that or if it's some twisted form of self harm.

 

[Ventrue]

Is she really so lazy that it takes her a week to acknowledge what month it is?

Give Zoey a scratch off ticket break its hard to remember time zones. Good mourning, chyat.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

she'd rather shove glass up her snatch than be with a man.

correction, a knife

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

"I like the chemical taste of zero sugar drinks" FAT
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[Hitchhiker]

"I like the chemical taste of zero sugar drinks" FAT
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Tubby Tiffany might be having her Ethan Ralph arc incoming if she keeps getting fatter and drinking.

Does monster actually taste any good? I don't drink energy drinks.

 

[alphabetnigger]

Tubby Tiffany might be having her Ethan Ralph arc incoming if she keeps getting fatter and drinking.

Does monster actually taste any good? I don't drink energy drinks.

The original monster flavor is okay. I have no idea how anyone drinks white monsters.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Given her recent posts about loving coffee and it's beneficial effects for her mental health and her well documented history of consuming Monster energy drinks, I think that she should combine her two loves and try the Java Monsters:

220 calories, 35g of sugar and 200 mg of caffeine? That's perfect for fat maxxing, unhinged lunatic!

 

[AltisticRight]

I like how she subtly admitted that Kiwifarmsjosh and out_by_16___, both accounts which spammed Josh, were her.

Edit: I guess she's no longer depressed for the time being.
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@mitsuba Josh's favourite "coffee" is latte with like 2 tablespoons of SHUGARR and that's 50% milk.
What's your take?
(I know that sounds like a milkshake but I digress.)

 

[SteinserGate]

Given her recent posts about loving coffee and it's beneficial effects for her mental health and her well documented history of consuming Monster energy drinks, I think that she should combine her two loves and try the Java Monsters:
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220 calories, 35g of sugar and 200 mg of caffeine? That's perfect for fat maxxing, unhinged lunatic!

I've had 3 flavors you are likely to see in your average grocery store. I can give a definite ranking in the ones I've tried. All taste like coffee-milk injected with radioactive isotopes, though.
1. Loca Moca
2. Cafe Latte
3. Mean Bean
There's an Irish Creme I want to try, but I can't find them.

I've seen some of the more extreme variations of the Monster Javas, though.
Triple Shot boasts a 300mg caffeine content, but lacks flavor uniqueness (only French Vanilla and Mocha).
The relatively new Killer Brew line includes the 300mg of caffeine for Loca Moca and Mean Bean.
If people want Zoey's cholesterol-filled, hormone-ravaged heart to give out, or any normal person's, this would do it.

 

[Asian tech support]

There's an Irish Creme I want to try, but I can't find them.

These are very hard to find where I'm at as well, so much so that the only times I can reliably pick one up is when I'm out of town for work. I used to like them but ever since I've heavily cut sugar out of my diet, I've come around to thinking they're too sweet. They're not bad if you pour about a third of one into a shitty hotel lobby coffee in the morning though

 

[Skitarii]

Happy pride month, chyat
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Toji seduced her into into liking men. Now we just need tromb to continue bullying her into not liking women

 

[BinaricHate]

Happy pride month, chyat
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"im terrified of ever getting romantically close with a man because years of unresolved trauma" slight TMI but this kinda reminds me of this one fat, unkempt, acne ridden gayshit chinkpact fan I knew back in highschool who kept telling everyone (we were going through our gymbro Andrew tate sigma grindset arc at the time ok) that he could slim down, looksmax and get some pussy but he REALLY just doesn't feel like it currently, maybe once he gets a car or is done with the finals.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

@mitsuba Josh's favourite "coffee" is latte with like 2 tablespoons of SHUGARR and that's 50% milk.
What's your take?
(I know that sounds like a milkshake but I digress.)

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[Hitchhiker]

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>Not even using real milk in her coffee.
Her milk isn't even real, just like her. SAD!

 

[Rango Dango]

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i dont like coffee, she should make a recipe for hot chocolate instead

>Not even using real milk in her coffee.
Her milk isn't even real, just like her. SAD!

ive had almond milk a few months ago, it tasted like almond water....

 

[Schizoid Wife]

FAT!
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