Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Deputy Riddle said:
There's no hard proof but with how Billy talks and finds stuff, it's pretty reasonable guess his son is doing this stuff for him and forwarding it to his dad

Good son the man has to be this dedicated to defending his dad. He doesn't have to but it's heart warming to see a kid love his dad that he "goes to war"(lol) for him
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I doubt his son uses the Farms. It's just that lolcow-enjoyers have been giving him a huge engagement boost on Xitter and so he's being exposed to stuff like Idubzz and Kino Casino.
 
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Billy's youtube channel is now posting Karl's approach her now videos.

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*Edit someone already posted the video. Mods delete if necessary.
 
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So, Karl is just wallowing away in his little hugbox of self-pity, filling his gullet full of bad snacks? Truly pitiful. The life of the dramatuber, I guess.

His Discord chats always seem so disjointed. Like, people try to talk to him, but he only ever talks to himself. Don’t know how or why people would want to associate themselves with him. He contributes nothing to anything, except maybe panning a camera down and beating a single level of an old video game quickly.
 
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Looney Troons said:
His Discord chats always seem so disjointed. Like, people try to talk to him, but he only ever talks to himself.
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In all fairness to Karl, I would also not want to talk to the losers in his discord.
 
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Deputy Riddle said:
There's no hard proof but with how Billy talks and finds stuff, it's pretty reasonable guess his son is doing this stuff for him and forwarding it to his dad

Good son the man has to be this dedicated to defending his dad. He doesn't have to but it's heart warming to see a kid love his dad that he "goes to war"(lol) for him
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Will Maximus Wong do the same for Karl? Hmm...
 
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All of his sauces are really mild, even the dragon sauce. Kiwi fruit would make an excellent base for a hot sauce that used reaper or scorpion pepper. Sweet, sour, tangy, and very hot… just like our beloved forum. Do the collab, Josh. Make the official hot sauce of the Kiwi Farms.
 
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Kokenami said:
That depends, while the aim with speedrunning is mainly to lower your own time some people also do compete with others in races or to try the next WR first.
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A kid who beats you at Fortnite can at least do a victory lap and shittalk and brag later that he beat yo ass IN MINECRAFT, or maybe add you to friends list. What is left for a troon who gets a gold trophy on speedrun.com? 3 days before someone goes even faster. Imagine spending 10000 hours for that instead of becoming a doctor or something.
 
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demicolon said:
A kid who beats you at Fortnite can at least do a victory lap and shittalk and brag later that he beat yo ass IN MINECRAFT, or maybe add you to friends list. What is left for a troon who gets a gold trophy on speedrun.com? 3 days before someone goes even faster. Imagine spending 10000 hours for that instead of becoming a doctor or something.
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Is it the 10000 hours that fucks their brain up or do they put in 10000 hours because they're fucked up? I think it's the former. Normal person loses at super mario -> who cares. cosmo loses at super mario -> time to chop my dick off. How many hours does it take to cry over 007?
 
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You know, we have such a great set up here - two adults who are obviously very proud of their gaming achievements, hold a massive grudge and have businesses which can only benefit from more exposure. So why not take it to the console/arcade cabinet and square off? Could actually be a very popular event.
 
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black hole said:
Is it the 10000 hours that fucks their brain up or do they put in 10000 hours because they're fucked up? I think it's the former. Normal person loses at super mario -> who cares. cosmo loses at super mario -> time to chop my dick off. How many hours does it take to cry over 007?
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Nobody sane or normotypical puts 10k hours into doing the same pointless shit over and over. Normal person would try maybe a dozen times before giving up. Cosmo already painted his nails before trooning out and he trooned because his only GF dumped him, John FUCKING Numbers had little to do with it.
 
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DerelictOnion said:
You know, we have such a great set up here - two adults who are obviously very proud of their gaming achievements, hold a massive grudge and have businesses which can only benefit from more exposure. So why not take it to the console/arcade cabinet and square off? Could actually be a very popular event.
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Seems like a good money making opportunity for everyone, and some need it more than others right now. It could just be a lighthearted affair where Billy skullfucks Karl at Pac-man and Donkey Kong, and then Karl can return the favor in Goldeneye or Perfect Dark.
 
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Looney Troons said:
Seems like a good money making opportunity for everyone, and some need it more than others right now. It could just be a lighthearted affair where Billy skullfucks Karl at Pac-man and Donkey Kong, and then Karl can return the favor in Goldeneye or Perfect Dark.
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If they were actual prudent businessmen and not quarreling children, sure. But would that be more entertaining than this?
 
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