DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

This retard just loves wasting money on shit he doesn't need. Jeff Bezo will be eating good once he clutters his office with a bunch of shit he will use once for Truck Sim and never again once he drops it. I won't put it past this lazy pigger to not even put them away and just throw them in a corner somewhere.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

This retard just loves wasting money on shit he doesn't need. Jeff Bezo will be eating good once he clutters his office with a bunch of shit he will use once for Truck Sim and never again once he drops it. I won't put it past this lazy pigger to not even put them away and just throw them in a corner somewhere.

We'll get to see them again in 2-3 years when Phil gets desperate enough to trot out another closet cleaning stream to save the business

 

[Pargon]

This retard just loves wasting money on shit he doesn't need. Jeff Bezo will be eating good once he clutters his office with a bunch of shit he will use once for Truck Sim and never again once he drops it. I won't put it past this lazy pigger to not even put them away and just throw them in a corner somewhere.

He sucks so much corpo cock in a day. Amazon should give him a sweetheart discount.

 

[Corpun]

We'll get to see them again in 2-3 years when Phil gets desperate enough to trot out another closet cleaning stream to save the business

"WOAH GUYS LOOK AT THIS!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE ARE!!!!" *Acts like a excited school girl* "Oh my God guiz you won't believe this, I think, I think, These are like the accesories to the Truck game we played a few years ago, remember? They're all gross and covered in dust and mold ewwwwwwww!!!! I'm gonna have to put these back in the closet until I figure out what to do with them."

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

This retard just loves wasting money on shit he doesn't need. Jeff Bezo will be eating good once he clutters his office with a bunch of shit he will use once for Truck Sim and never again once he drops it. I won't put it past this lazy pigger to not even put them away and just throw them in a corner somewhere.

Everyone is clamoring for the Rekeita house tour, but I also want the Phil house tour. It would be like a museum where you get to see all the highlights through the years with all of the junk he's bought and talked about. Just like his closet clean out stream but on a larger and more disgusting scale because lord know it looks like a pigsty.

 

[Comma]

He has put the game settings on automatic shift, while having bought and using a hardware shifter. You can't make this shit up.

How things are going so far:

EDIT: He's already getting fed up with the steering wheel, and blames him having issues setting it up on the PC platform.

Clip:

 

[Pargon]

He has put the game settings on automatic shift, while having bought and using a hardware shifter. You can't make this shit up.

How things are going so far:
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EDIT: He's already getting fed up with the steering wheel, and blames him having issues setting it up on the PC platform.

Clip:
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Five generations of proud Teamsters slapping their foreheads in amazed frustration on realizing they could have skived and bargained so much more effectively if they’d all suddenly acted like they’d just sat down in a vehicle for the first time.

 

[shekelshoah666]

God we all knew this was gonna be good but jesus shit is incredible.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

How is it humanly possible to be this retarded? What are the odds that he didn’t read the instructions for calibrating the wheel for the game?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

This is kino. Whoever convinced him to do this is a genius.

Really, big ups to whoever did. This was a guaranteed disaster. Thank you, at least one entertaining stream watching this dullard.

 

[Julia Chang]

This is absolutely kino
Please Phil, I think you need to try out Forza. You have to get your value back on the wheel. It'll be funny. Maybe you'll wrap your oddly shaped head around shifting eventually and you can actually use that $60 paperweight you bought. It doesn't shake the camera as much as you think my liege, it's very cool and based. Trust me.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Honestly he could have a little fun with the camera shake if he put a little work into it and made it look a bit like a truck cab.

But well, you know, that requires effort.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

DSP got triggered when someone said he treats Jasper like a child and a lot of weirdos do that, lmao.

 

[Guinan's hats]

We'll get to see them again in 2-3 years when Phil gets desperate enough to trot out another closet cleaning stream to save the business

Actually the next closet cleaning stream is going to be in July...for independence day.

Detractors once again felted, I guess.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I'm surprised he hasn't tried to double up on the closet streams. Make a goal for a marathon to watch him throw all this worthless shit he's bought in the last 6 months in the closet, then another one at the end of the year for the cleaning out marathon. Of course knowing him he'd just do them back to back and go extra clown mode to act surprised when he pulls everything out the next day.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Here we go:

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EDIT:

"I'm probably only going to be using the shifter for reversing, right?":

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EDIT:

He plugged in the steering wheel, causing it to rotate to calibrate itself. It does this every time you connect it (or start your PC), and uses a minimal amount of force feedback. Notice the screen shaking heavily from this already:

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He'll probably end up lowering the force feedback heavily, or even disabling it.

maybe he could avoid this embarrassment by doing the bare minimum amount """""""work""""""" of the clock

 

[Lord_Point]

I stand here, a troll felted. Once again DSP has way more cool toys than I do, proving that I am a poor and he is not a poor. My only hope is DSP doesn't not continue to buy cheap chinese crap that he uses once after it makes him look like a buffoon, I couldn't handle any more losses.

maybe he could avoid this embarrassment by doing the bare minimum amount """""""work""""""" of the clock

work is done on the clock stoopid, it just so happens on the clock is 4ish hours of streaming a day, ok!?

 

[Telemeter]

Really, big ups to whoever did. This was a guaranteed disaster. Thank you, at least one entertaining stream watching this dullard.

He needs to get a TrackIR, the ultimate head tracking device for sims for the most meaningful and interactive experience outside of a VR headset.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Weens always come to save the day

 

[Elite Kipchak]

If you have the time, watch the highlights for the first streams he did openly with WWE Champions, it's like you're watching a completely different person.

He's happy, engaged, has more than just surface-level knowledge on everything, and as we recently found out, has a 99.43% win rate, which is wild for any game, made even wilder with him having 55k games played.
Plus, this clip is just incredible, look at him go, all that movement, that joy.

E: A Piece of coal corrected some info.

my favorite part about this is how he knows its gonna be a 5 star before the game itself reveals it. really just highlights how much time and money he's sunk into it lmao.