Neo Anderson / The Equestria Goth / Chase Snell - brony, "goth", disney sperg

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An Ghost said:
His insults are less creative than his writing. If he calls us "pathetic cowards" again I'll buy him a thesaurus and mail it to 215 Goldenrod Ave. Victoria, TX 77904
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Whoa, he owns a house and two nice cars. Guess he's a bigger success than you fags thought. Oh wait...
 
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My Little Pony: The American Equestrian
In this story, Neo decides to celebrate Independence Day in Equestria, despite it's an American holiday, and the ponies of Ponyville celebrate along with him.

"Neo took a ride around Ponyville in his solar powered go-cart that was battery powered by a solar powered battery."

Seriously. Read it a few times. Exceptionalism at its finest.

Okay, so all the characters are willing to celebrate with Neo. This is what happens:

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This insanity is hilarious.
 
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Two new fics, one of them caught my eye:

My Little Pony: Fashion Friends.

I did my research and yes, it's a rip-off of an existing episode from the TV series. It's basically the SAME thing. Except for Neo and heavy metal lol

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I know he wants to be edgy but what is exactly "birthday party music"? This is so :autism:


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Mm, yeah. Let's roll with that.
 
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FemalePresident said:
Two new fics, one of them caught my eye:

My Little Pony: Fashion Friends.

I did my research and yes, it's a rip-off of an existing episode from the TV series. It's basically the SAME thing. Except for Neo and heavy metal lol

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I know he wants to be edgy but what is exactly "birthday party music"? This is so :autism:


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Mm, yeah. Let's roll with that.
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I read several of his fics on stream and they are absolute Grade A fanfic material
 
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He can write as many fanfics as he likes, but I doubt he'll ever come close to topping his work on My Little Pony: Childhood Friends.

It's not the fact that he can project images and music with his mind, or that he must protect Equestria from Pinhead off Hellraiser, it's the fact that Neo is apparently good friends with Shirley Temple that gets me. Yes, that 1930's Hollywood child star Shirley Temple. Who used to perform with him in the 1960's. And also apparently didn't die in 2014 and can travel to Equestria on a whim.

I just can't get my fucking mind over how fucking absurd it is. I really can't.
 
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FemalePresident said:
Two new fics, one of them caught my eye:

My Little Pony: Fashion Friends.

I did my research and yes, it's a rip-off of an existing episode from the TV series. It's basically the SAME thing. Except for Neo and heavy metal lol

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I know he wants to be edgy but what is exactly "birthday party music"? This is so :autism:


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Mm, yeah. Let's roll with that.
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Birthday Party music:
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FemalePresident said:
I did my research and yes, it's a rip-off of an existing episode from the TV series. It's basically the SAME thing. Except for Neo and heavy metal lol
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I have to wonder how many of his fanfics are episode rewrites featuring Neo and metal. It's the second most lazy thing a writer can do and Neo openly admits he hates writing.
 
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FemalePresident said:
More fics lately. 60 to go!

Also, autistic Pinhead:

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Mother of fuck... I'd love for Clive Barker to see this image and see his reaction. I would pay $100 for that experience

Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
So he thinks Pinhead is named 'Hellraiser'? Has he even seen a Hellraiser movie?
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2 possibilities on that: 1. He has not ever seen Hellraiser, but has read some stuff about it, which would explain why he knows about the labyrinth of Leviathan (although he just calls it the labyrinth of pain)

2. He has seen all the Hellraiser movies, but doesn't like the Pinhead nickname. Keep in mind, Pinhead is never called Pinhead in the movies (at least not the ones that matter. I think he was referred by that name in that shitty "Hellworld" movie. And the sequel novel "the Scarlet Gospels" by Clive Barker does acknowledge the Pinhead nickname. And according to the book, Pinhead despises the name, and heaven help you if you say it in his presence.) Since the Cenobites don't have names they call each other, and are never addressed formally, it's really up to you to call them as you like. I mean, their names are really only for merchandising purposes

For example. in one of the Hellraiser films (and in the original "Hellbound Heart" novel, he is officially referred to as "The Engineer" (Despite that being a different character in the first Hellraiser movie)

In the "Scarlet Gospels" sequel novel, he goes by the moniker "The Hell Priest".

So to Neo, he might really like "Hellraiser" for a name. I don't know why, because it's really fucking dumb, but then again, I can't imagine ANYONE thinking mixing cartoon ponies with Hellraiser would be "cool"...but there you have it
 
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MysticMisty said:
I have to wonder how many of his fanfics are episode rewrites featuring Neo and metal. It's the second most lazy thing a writer can do and Neo openly admits he hates writing.
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Writing 100 fan fictions he hates to go to Equestria is the second most autistic quest on the Farms after @x86x2's jihad to destroy Barney.

I wonder what Lee Goldson would think of Chase Snell...
 
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