Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[slungus22]

Polly arc inbound

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

She's citing the "preferences" of a cartoon horse as a way to back up her argument
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[Schizoid Wife]

Wtf is "mog"?
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[Toji Suzuhara]

Wtf is "mog"?
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It's zoomerspeak. Basically the same as own/beat/defeat

 

[Hitchhiker]

Wtf is "mog"?
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Mogging is being better than someone at something.

Edit:Toji fucking mogged me.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

It's zoomerspeak. Basically the same as own/beat/defeat

At first I thought it could be a misspelling of 'mug', and she meant she was going to mug "the haters". Honestly, I like my interpretation better. On another note, does any normal human being hate her? Not counting other lolcows.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

On another note, does any normal human being hate her? Not counting other lolcows.

That's a matter of perspective: If you see it through the eyes of a normal person, not really. If you see it through her eyes then telling her not to make a shopping cart shrine right next to the apartment building or that eating ice cream for breakfast is unhealthy is literally annudah Shoah and you want her to die

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

At first I thought it could be a misspelling of 'mug', and she meant she was going to mug "the haters". Honestly, I like my interpretation better.

It's way funnier. The idea of Zoey pulling up in a shopping cart, nails brandished, committing a drive-by mugging. Scary shit. (and probably a normal Monday afternoon in Florida)

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Oat milk in coffee is honestly really good. I don’t think the cartoon horse was a good way to prove that point, but here we are.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Oat milk in coffee is honestly really good. I don’t think the cartoon horse was a good way to prove that point, but here we are.

It's because she's gone the way of the brony. Next thing you know she's going to be cuckolding FAT Starlight

 

[Unknown God]

She's just the typical zoomer retard who fell for the tranny propaganda shit and wants to be some sort of genderspecial "bisexual". Zoey is a normal woman and she likes men, regardless of the negative opinions she has of the faggots that her mom dated. Eventually she will realize that there's nothing wrong with this but in the mean time we get to make fun of her for pretending she is a pooner.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Solid take. I like mine to be 20-25% milk as well.

>Not even using real milk in her coffee.
Her milk isn't even real, just like her. SAD!

It's a taste/preference thing, I think tamer milk like almond or oat (and even soy) works better since most of the drink is coffee (like a flat white).
For something like a latte that's 33-40% coffee, then dairy milk works better.

It's also worth noting that barista grade is always required for non-dairy milk. Normal ones will always make the thing taste off and could even ruin the frother.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

(Fujodyke) hoes mad that the fandom they are a part of focuses more on what one of the main antagonists is doing instead of on their weird yaoi shota shipping.
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[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

SHUT UP BEAM

 

[Shine-369]

(Fujodyke) hoes mad that the fandom they are a part of focuses more on what one of the main antagonists is doing instead of on their weird yaoi shota shipping.
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SHUT UP I CAST THE SHUT UP BEAM ON YOU

Wonder if it works on mods ?

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Presented without comment:
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[BinaricHate]

On another note, does any normal human being hate her?

The shopkeepers who run the store she regularly shoplifts from probably aren't very fond of her. If that's what you're asking.

 

[SteinserGate]

These are very hard to find where I'm at as well, so much so that the only times I can reliably pick one up is when I'm out of town for work. I used to like them but ever since I've heavily cut sugar out of my diet, I've come around to thinking they're too sweet. They're not bad if you pour about a third of one into a shitty hotel lobby coffee in the morning though

I actually found one in a local supermarket around me today, Had it on ice. It's prob 2nd best on the list.
As expected, it gave me superpowers for 1-2 hours before my body gave out and felt like shit for the rest of the day.

Wtf is "mog"?

I wouldn't say it is the same as beat/defeat/own. It's more of like complete domination/victory/destruction.

I can explain it in American Sports terms.
A team that wins multiples times to another might "own" them, such as Chiefs vs 49ers.
A team that seemingly never loses to another would "mog" them, such as Packers vs Bears.
To mog someone is to completely humiliate a lesser by pure superiority in xyz. It is a level up from own in my opinion.

Polly arc inbound

She can't possibly objectfuck her theft-mobile shopping cart, right? There's no possible way to be aroused by a fucking shopping cart, right?

 

[Xev]

Maybe it's autistic of me but almond milk and soy milk are not milk. Almond has no titty. Soy has no titty. It's juice. But no one's buying soy juice. Also, pretty sure when I asked Colton who the hottest mlp was he said Twilight. In another timeline these two spergs are bff's swapping soy juice.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Maybe it's autistic of me but almond milk and soy milk are not milk. Almond has no titty. Soy has no titty. It's juice. But no one's buying soy juice. Also, pretty sure when I asked Colton who the hottest mlp was he said Twilight. In another timeline these two spergs are bff's swapping soy juice.

I find that it all tastes weird, and I'm intolerant to (raw) soy to boot, so I don't ever have it and I'll go without if it's all that's on offer.

That being said, despite being a juice it's really not far off milk. Milk is just an emulsion of fat in water, with protein and carbs plus various nutritional/growth/immune agents mixed in. I'm pretty sure fake-milks are the same minus the growth and immune stuff - it certainly imitates milk extremely well with the exception of tasting weird.