DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GodModule]

The retard bought a PC/Xbox wheel instead of considering if he'd want to use it on a PS5. Probably saw the PS5 g923 and thought it wouldn't work with PC. Dented as fuck.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I was hoping to see him rage and struggle changing his settings but apparently he did it off stream... That's a first

Well I guess he got a dent emailing him a detailed list of instructions just like he did with Minecraft.

 

[Switch Mongo]

phil really trying to hit the goal, shouting out guitarplayer so he will respond with superchats and trying to get his truck painted for money.Beg pig beg

Edit: someone in the chat offers 30 to paint the truck a different color and Phil responds by saying “I’m not gonna cheap out on who I owe something, I’m not greedy”
Holy fuck

 

[shekelshoah666]

phil really trying to hit the goal, shouting out guitarplayer so he will respond with superchats and trying to get his truck painted for money.Beg pig beg

Edit: someone in the chat offers 30 to paint the truck a different color and Phil responds by saying “I’m not gonna cheap out on who I owe something, I’m not greedy”
Holy fuck

He wants at least 2 goals tonight or its a failure for sure dents better step it up!

 

[millais]

In telling his drunk driving story, he remembers the exact appetizer (boneless chicken wings with sauce) that he got at TGI Friday's. The pig loves his slop.

 

[Switch Mongo]

He wants at least 2 goals tonight or its a failure for sure dents better step it up!

And then they can do dsp tries it tomorrow cause that’s what Phil wants lol. It fits into his autistic schedule.

 

[Pargon]

In telling his drunk driving story, he remembers the exact appetizer (boneless chicken wings with sauce) that he got at TGI Friday's. The pig loves his slop.

Liking TGIFriday’s chicken wings is the dude equivalent to a lady liking a…shit, well a TGIFriday’s appletini, I guess. Like it transcends mediocrity. It can’t even do “mid” exceptionally well or poorly.

All of Phil’s Phavorites are what normal people eat only when they absolutely cannot be fucked*.

*edit: “PHUCKED”! God dammit, every fucking time. Hit “Post Reply” and then a billisecond later think of a way to make it better, sonofabitch. We need a Wannabe Retard Wrtiting Funnyman warning. “Are you sure you’ve polished this turd enough?”

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I'm starting to think that Guitarplayer and ndo are both in the secret discord. Seems like they've been whaling out like crazy lately on the same days.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Gonna laugh if he just gets whaled the fuck out on driving streams leading him to buy all of the rest of the accessories and all of the dlc's for all of the truck driving games.

I want to see him play a racing game because that table is going to be shaking like Michael J Fox.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He’s at $339 right now. Disgusting.

 

[Grease Fountain]

This stuff is fascinating. Whoever managed to give us this glimpse into DSP's day off in the post-vlog era is a genius.

 

[Yung Dalph]

He’s at $339 right now. Disgusting.

Good? Negative reinforcement is good and makes sure Phil never learns anything or truly improves.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Good? Negative reinforcement is good and makes sure Phil never learns anything or truly improves.

If he’d missed a goal today he would have made the dents send him videos of them self-harming amongst other insane behavior. But I appreciate your perspective. Retards will pay Phil. It will ever be thus.

 

[Burl McMillan]

This stuff is fascinating. Whoever managed to give us this glimpse into DSP's day off in the post-vlog era is a genius.

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Now it all makes sense. Phil's grocery runs take 12 hours because 10 of those are spent fumbling around the driveway being consumed by paranoia and anxiety about getting into a fender bender or driving into the black dangerous part of town.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I'm not gonna lie the only thing I care about is seeing DSP wage quit children's games like Minecraft and Mario Kart if he wasn't playing those kind of games I'd probably fuck off for about 2-3 months DSP is one of those cows where it's a pop in situation he's life is like a miserable Groundhog Day loop, and it's kind of morbidly fascinating but also boring at the same time since its a rinse and repeat cycle.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It amazes me that the dude gets a party game then is upset when there's nothing to do in it but play it with friends or viewers, because he has no friends and refuses to play with his audience because he hates them that much.

That Switch 2 ahnbahksing/Mario Kart debut/Switch 2 accessory showing off stream was like if a sandwich shop organized a local community baseball game but the only person playing on the field is the sandwich shop owner and every other "player" is a cardboard cut-out. The sandwich shop owner also bought the most expensive baseball bat, gloves and cleats. The owner would also put a donation box in the stands and get pissed off at the end of the baseball game when he sees that the spectators not only failed to make him clear a profit, they didn't even donate enough for him to reimburse the cost of organizing the local community baseball game.

Oh, and he also somehow lost the game to the cardboard cut-outs.

 

[The Felted King Real]

I was hoping to see him rage and struggle changing his settings but apparently he did it off stream... That's a first

Well I guess he got a dent emailing him a detailed list of instructions just like he did with Minecraft.

the dragon fucker darziak came crawling back the other day, he was the one who was always helping the cunt out with technical things. so its probably him

 

[Pargon]

The only version of the sandwich shop analogy I’m interested in is the one that involves a gas leak and blocked methods of egress.

 

[Balr0g]

Good? Negative reinforcement is good and makes sure Phil never learns anything or truly improves.

Yup. the next crashout about low income streams is always right around the corner. it's as sure as Phil being a lazy, greedy bitch.

If you want to see Phil do racing games he should try Le Mans Ultimate. no really, it has a component called daily Races (against real players, not CPU) and you get a fixed setup (you can only change the fuel load, brake pressure and brake bias) and your Driver / Safety rating increases or decreases based on your performance. Only downside? The devs require you use your real name as driver's name. i doubt PP Burnell really wants that. I honestly doubt he could even finish one lap without setting his car into the gravel or wall or cutting the corner at one point

 

[Lord_Point]

He would never do it, but I understand some streamers will use odd input devices and peripherals like steering wheels in place of a conventional gamepad or controller to beat Dark Souls as a flex of their gaming prowess and attract viewers due to the novelty of the challenge. Now there's an idea that could help save the business.

In Phil fashion I bet he does it, but completely misses the point. So instead of a game where it would be a challenge to use unorthodox controls he will set up the wheel on a walking sim or turn based RPG so there is virtually no challange. Then he will go full clown mode clapping and acking when his character took one step left when he wanted to take one step right!

We will then get a retail manager lecture about how phil, once again, broke all streaming barriers and proved he was a top gamer by doing a challange any 12 year old could do and gave you what you wanted YET no one showed up and supported his super fun and original idea!