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NGL, I’m actually surprised more of those pooners have actually played the GC Animal Crossing, let alone long enough to have Gracie (who was definitely the Japanese equivalent of a gay stylist stereotype in that era) roll into town.* Especially since Tom Nook basically traffics you in the beginning by making you work to pay off some of the debt he tricked you into getting. They cannot seem to comprehend a non cuddly businessman Tom, or a non completely cuddly Animal Crossing period. No joke, I’ve seen more than a handful unironically state that they wished that Tom Nook was their landlord.

(*Recently saw someone in another thread write of how SJWs in general cannot think beyond the present and must use only that to explain everything in the past. Which is true the more you see it. Above is great example of this in action.)

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The fact that his new self portrait is a bubblegum pink haired little anime girl implies a lot about what he was endlessly watching prior to this news.

Or, you can just look at his accounts. Then the implications become confirmations

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This is what happens when you let them into your communities! It is impossible to interact with them without finding another reason to dislike them.

They make every community they join actively worse. Troons ruin most spaces of my hobbies with their toxicity and purposefully try to become mods to exert power and their stance over things. It's obnoxious how much they infect just everything and make it all about themselves and not the hobby in question.

I had one that went on a crusade to get an niche alt fashion community banned from FB because they refused him modship. So they shut it and moved to a new closed one. Some handmaiden ratted out the new private group and that one also got reported and shut. And on and on. It's the same with the lesbian subreddits. The troons find them, flood them and report and they move somewhere else.

I have never encounter a troon who's made life/space/hobby better and I don't think I ever will. The jumble of undiagnosed mental and social issues alone almost guarantee it at this point.
 
They make every community they join actively worse. Troons ruin most spaces of my hobbies with their toxicity and purposefully try to become mods to exert power and their stance over things. It's obnoxious how much they infect just everything and make it all about themselves and not the hobby in question.

I had one that went on a crusade to get an niche alt fashion community banned from FB because they refused him modship. So they shut it and moved to a new closed one. Some handmaiden ratted out the new private group and that one also got reported and shut. And on and on. It's the same with the lesbian subreddits. The troons find them, flood them and report and they move somewhere else.

I have never encounter a troon who's made life/space/hobby better and I don't think I ever will. The jumble of undiagnosed mental and social issues alone almost guarantee it at this point.
That's the thing, even the rare times they're not bringing up being a tranny 24/7, the way they act as people is just fucking insufferable.

In a niche game discord I was in, this dude showed up, and not after two weeks of being there said "this placed changed my life, I love you guys" + "I had to cut off my previous friendgroup". Those were the first red flags to me, saying that to strangers you've known for not even a month.

It quickly turned into him having bipolar meltdowns in chat, that were completely unwarranted, and acting aggressive towards neutral comments that weren't even arguments. He'd also bring up the fact he was abused as a kid and oher gross oversharing to try and "win" when others pointed out he was wrong about something (or just for no reason at all), and other constant venting in channels. Eventually he would leave the server and rejoin and leave, and it culminated in him threatening to kill himself when people were no longer reacting to it. This was over a period of a couple months lol, before one day he left for good and found some other community to leach off.

The cherry on top is he was never there for the game the discord was about, but lived in off topic and derailed general chat.

I swear, the fastest way to peak someone is to have them actually be around trannies. They are a literal cancer on communities. That "HRT devastating nerd communities like Black neighborhoods and crack in the 80s" tweet reads like a joke, but it's painfully true.
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They make every community they join actively worse. Troons ruin most spaces of my hobbies with their toxicity and purposefully try to become mods to exert power and their stance over things. It's obnoxious how much they infect just everything and make it all about themselves and not the hobby in question.

I had one that went on a crusade to get an niche alt fashion community banned from FB because they refused him modship. So they shut it and moved to a new closed one. Some handmaiden ratted out the new private group and that one also got reported and shut. And on and on. It's the same with the lesbian subreddits. The troons find them, flood them and report and they move somewhere else.

I have never encounter a troon who's made life/space/hobby better and I don't think I ever will. The jumble of undiagnosed mental and social issues alone almost guarantee it at this point.

That's the thing, even the rare times they're not bringing up being a tranny 24/7, the way they act as people is just fucking insufferable.

I have literally had troons in friend streams or parties I’m in randomly start talking about how much they hate their parents for not being happy at them trooning out, or how trans coded a character is because of what clothing they’re wearing. A couple times they have even asked to watch poorly disguised fetish porn because “it’s really funny, I swear!” I’ve seen your social media, jackass. Couldn’t wait ten minutes to spank it in private right after watching a holiday special? “Insufferable” is an understatement.
 
NGL, I’m actually surprised more of those pooners have actually played the GC Animal Crossing, let alone long enough to have Gracie (who was definitely the Japanese equivalent of a gay stylist stereotype in that era) roll into town.* Especially since Tom Nook basically traffics you in the beginning by making you work to pay off some of the debt he tricked you into getting. They cannot seem to comprehend a non cuddly businessman Tom, or a non completely cuddly Animal Crossing period. No joke, I’ve seen more than a handful unironically state that they wished that Tom Nook was their landlord.

(*Recently saw someone in another thread write of how SJWs in general cannot think beyond the present and must use only that to explain everything in the past. Which is true the more you see it. Above is great example of this in action.)

Thread tax. This is how an artist came out on Tumblr

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The fact that his new self portrait is a bubblegum pink haired little anime girl implies a lot about what he was endlessly watching prior to this news.

Or, you can just look at his accounts. Then the implications become confirmations

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I really missed out, I grew up watching evangelion and cowboy bebop so I just got depression instead of trooning out.
 
This is what happens when you let them into your communities! It is impossible to interact with them without finding another reason to dislike them.
troons make extreme efforts to be offended. that's the hill they will die on.
Attention fetish. :christine:

... they play animal crossing SO MUCH that this has become a level 10 threat for their emotions.
Had to look it up.
A children's game, though I could see fiddling with it a little bit even at my age.
Adult serious fandom is like Bronyism, right?

Hmm. A pretty common male name among religious Jews.
Is there some anime character or something that makes it appeal to pooners?
 
I think it's best to just completely refuse to use tranny terminology all together. When asked for my pronouns, I never say "She/Her", because that feels like complying with their stupid ideology. My response to being asked my pronouns is "I'm a woman". Instead of calling myself a "cis woman", it's more effective to call myself a "real woman".
"Are you a cis woman?"
"No, I was born a real woman."

Form at the doctor's office asked me for my "gender identity".

I wrote, "I do not "have" a "gender identity". I am a woman."
 
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Pooner goes to Mexico for a rotdog that is now possibly necrotizing but definitely separating. Shockingly, her doctor isn't replying to her texts.

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I had surgery 2 weeks ago and experiencing some things that are starting to scare me. Messaged the Drs nurse but she isn't really responding, and cant get back them to anyway. Decided it's time to find a Dr here. My PCP won't see me. Says they're not equipped or knowledgable.

So how do I find a Dr that will look at things?

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So I had the procedure titled above 5 days ago on Monday. Had it done in Guadalajara Mexico by Ivan Aguilar and his team. I wasn't able to find much info on this particular procedure before hand so wanted to share my experience.

1st off, it's a pedicled flap. They take two flaps from either side of the groin and conjoin them. I'm happy with the girth and length and placement. I'm terrible at estimates but partner says it's about 4-4.5 inches long. Right now it looks pretty nasty so I'm not comfortable sharing photos right now but I'm confident I'll be happy with the aesthetics once healed.

Pain has been manageable and tolerable. The day after surgery, the surgeon looked at it and due to swelling and tightness he released a few stitches at the base so I have pretty gross looking open wound on that spot. Looks much like wound separation but it was intentionally created.

Because of tightness and swelling it wants to stand at a 90 degree angle naturally and it's pretty damn embarrassing lol. Surgeon assured me that it won't stay like that though.

I'll continue to update and may eventually share photos. Feel free to ask any questions.

Edited to add, that while I'm happy with everything, I am experiencing postop depression and anxiety, mostly due to fear of complications. and fear and anxiety about flying back home.

When I was released from the hospital I asked what to look for as far as complications. They said color change and temp change, like if it feels cold or too hot. On day 3 I woke up with purple discoloration on the top left side. I immediately sent a photo to the nurse and she got me back in to see the DR in a couple hours. He assured me that it's just bruising. Ever since then I've had so much fear and anxiety about losing blood flow and flap failure.
 
I'm sorry to jump in off topic, but I'm trying to find the thread about the cafe where a load of Troons wanted to take it over and expected the cafe boss's mum (who had bought the cafe) to just hand it over to them.
I think it was called something like " ^Person's Name^ Place",.

If someone could kindly remind me the name I could do a proper search.

Thanks, KiwiFrens
 
Mismatched sex drive problem.
Not unknown among straight couples, right?
A pooner married to a troon is like that only different. :lit:

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Hi all, so I am in need of a little bit of advice in regards to bedroom related issues with my gf and I. Im a trans man who has been on T continuously for the past 3 years and my gf who is MTF has been transitioned already for the past decade or so. Recently, we've been having issues because I am so damn horny all of the time. Like no joke the second i do my T shot the next three days its erection city. I have a very high sex drive and she doesn't. She typically doesn't want to have sex every night (obviously like any sane person but were talking about me here not a sane person when it comes to being horny). So we had a conversation last night and she suggested I look for the advice of other trans men who might be going through the same situation as I am. I feel sexually frustrated and i dont know what to do about it. Have any of yall had experience in this department and what did you do? Breaking up is not an option because I just don't think this is something breaking up for. Anyways any input would help thanks!
Top comment suggests "nonmonogamy". :christine:
I’m a trans woman who used to have a fairly low sex drive and I was married to a trans guy for almost a decade. I will say over like 2-3 years our unmatched sex drives did contribute to our divorce. However, idk how open to nonmonogamy y’all are but that can be helpful with incongruent libidos (unless it’s just wanting to have sex with her which I understand). I honestly don’t have much more to offer unfortunately. I doubt this is y’all’s situation but it may be worth bringing up and this is 100% over sharing: after some therapy I realized that I didn’t actually have a low sex drive I was just less attracted to my husband bc he was subtly treating me like an emotional punching bag, making me carry the weight in the relationship etc, so it may be worth talking to your girl and making an extra concerted effort to foster a really open, safe space to talk about anything that may arise. That’d turn me the fuck on for sure
 
I'm sorry to jump in off topic, but I'm trying to find the thread about the cafe where a load of Troons wanted to take it over and expected the cafe boss's mum (who had bought the cafe) to just hand it over to them.
I think it was called something like " ^Person's Name^ Place",.

If someone could kindly remind me the name I could do a proper search.

Thanks, KiwiFrens
Mina's World maybe? As far as I remember there was one tranny involved at least. Though I think there also was a race angle to it.
 
I'm sorry to jump in off topic, but I'm trying to find the thread about the cafe where a load of Troons wanted to take it over and expected the cafe boss's mum (who had bought the cafe) to just hand it over to them.
I think it was called something like " ^Person's Name^ Place",.

If someone could kindly remind me the name I could do a proper search.

Thanks, KiwiFrens
Seconding @Der weiße Teufel , I think this may be the thread you're after.

There was another similar one called Cafe Euphoria, I think, but Mina's World was the funniest.
 
Mina's World maybe?
Oh my God! It's the first time I heard about this shitshow.


Idealism Leads to Infighting at Mina’s World​

Mina’s World was the first Philadelphia coffee shop owned by queer and trans people of color. Now, the same idealism that created it has resulted in its closure.​


In the middle of June, just a couple blocks away from Malcolm X Park, a little yellow cafe was overcome by allegations of wage theft, anti–Blackness, and manipulation. On July 1st, it closed permanently. The reason, the owners said, was a swift drop in revenue due to the controversy.

Mina’s World, sitting on 52nd Street between Hazel and Larchwood, was founded in February of 2020 on the principles of social justice. The two majority owners, Sonam Parikh and Kate Egghart, define themselves as queer and trans people of color (QTPOC) and strove to make their cafe a safe space for others like them. Mina’s World sold local artists’ goods, covered community members’ meals when they couldn’t afford them, and offered lower–priced coffee in an effort to make often–elitist coffee culture accessible to lower–income customers. Mina’s World also funds and maintains The People’s Fridge, a food bank outside of the cafe.

How, then, could such a progressive business perpetuate malpractice, and be forced so swiftly to close? Oddly enough, the situation at Mina’s is not as unique as it seems. The public “radical accountability process” undertaken by its owners and employees has made their case’s inner workings highly visible, but in reality it is not alone. From other independent Philadelphia shops like Franny Lou’s Porch and Green Line to national corporations like Starbucks, coffee is a major part of the post–pandemic labor reckoning that’s linked to the Great Resignation and Anti–Work movement.

This new labor movement is vindicating and powerful to witness. As individual power feels smaller and smaller in the face of national and international exploitation, it’s inspiring to see Starbucks workers unionize against their giant, unsympathetic bosses. But what happens when this fighting spirit turns against a smaller, well–meaning target? The results aren’t as pretty.

In a now–deleted video, owners Parikh and Egghart first apologized for “harm committed” by themselves and the Mina’s World cafe. They alluded specifically to the cafe’s role in the gentrification of West Philadelphia, but remained vague about other “harms.” Then they announced a plan to cooperatize the cafe, giving equal ownership to each of their four employees to atone for this harm. Their only obstacle was the third partial owner of the cafe, E.J. Egghart—Kate Egghart’s mother—who owned 18% of Mina’s World. E.J. was unsupportive of cooperatization, so the employees and other two owners planned to buy her share of the company. Shortly after the video was posted, the four Mina’s employees formed an Instagram account representing their collective interests and posted a GoFundMe whose stated goal was to purchase both E.J.’s share of Mina’s and the building it occupied.

Both the owners and later the workers received criticism for being vague about the “harms” committed by the cafe—harms so severe that they could only be resolved by the sudden and forcible co–operatization of the business. Confusing, winding trails of subtweets and allusions across social media made it near–impossible to locate the original accusations and judge their truthfulness. Comments on Mina’s World’s Instagram questioned why the co–operatization had begun so quickly, why unionization wasn't an option, and why E.J. could not be negotiated with. They also gestured to the stilted tone of Parikh and Egghart’s initial video, interpreted as a reluctance to record it. Based on this, Instagram users suggested that the owners had been coerced into co–operatizing rapidly by their employees, even though they stated that becoming a co–op had been an eventual goal of the cafe. The owners later confirmed this in an Instagram story detailing Mina’s closing.

There, the owners explained that they intended to co–operatize Mina’s once it became profitable. When their employees brought up co–operatizing earlier, the owners tapped the Black and Brown Workers Cooperative (BBWC) to mediate discussions, and the collective began also pushing for early co–operatization.

Co–operatizing a business, on the whole, is often a good thing. It gives employees the power to protect themselves and reason to favor their workplace’s best interests and can help redistribute wealth. Mina’s co–operatization, though, is more complicated. Coercion is a morally gray approach to restorative justice, especially when the subject of coercion is actively supportive like Parikh and Egghart were. Plus, co–operatization is a complicated approach to running a business. It involves passing decisions through more people and putting more people at financial risk if the business goes under. And in the two years it existed, Mina’s World had never become profitable.

Mina’s World was sustained by funding from E.J. Egghart, Kate Egghart's mother. Amidst accusations lobbed at Mina’s over Parikh and Egghart’s roles as gentrifiers of West Philadelphia, the employees of Mina’s also targeted E.J. for her wealth and her resistance to co–operatization. The owners originally kept E.J.’s identity as the third owner quiet, but Mina’s employees quickly revealed E.J’s identity and called attention to the fact that she is a multimillionaire, currently working as an accountant for multiple Native casinos on the West Coast—businesses predominantly owned by white men who manipulated Native populations, according to employees. The employees portrayed E.J. as an unsympathetic rich mogul with no concern for the wellbeing of Mina’s QTPOC employees.

In a reply posted through a friend’s account to Mina’s Instagram, E.J. showed a different side of the story. As a poor single mother who immigrated to America from Korea in her 20s, she became an accountant to gain financial security. She supported the opening of Mina’s World due to her daughter’s belief in social justice, despite recognizing it was unlikely to be profitable. E.J. gave over $70,000 of free rent, loans, and accounting to Mina’s over its two year lifespan. Based on this, she claimed that Mina’s could not co–operatize profitably, and pushed back against employees “coerc[ing] employers to hand over their 5 years’ work for free” through “postings ridden [sic] with hatred.” When social media attacks against E.J. and the other owners continued, she listed Mina’s World’s building for sale.

Employees sounded the alarm and amplified social media attention toward their GoFundMe, claiming E.J. was threatening their livelihoods. One employee, Diente Celele Franco, went so far as to doxx E.J’s home address and call her a “white Asian,” amongst other insults. Franco later apologized, although discussions on other forums like Reddit pointed out Franco never apologized to E.J. in their video—only to their coworkers. Employees encouraged customers to continue to visit Mina’s and tip employees heavily to support their efforts, but the warring online deterred them instead. The cafe closed a week later.

It’s clear that from the beginning Mina’s World was founded on idealism. E.J. Egghart funded an unsustainable dream for her daughter and daughter’s partner, and the two aimed to use it to better West Philadelphia. However, their efforts and inexperience became Mina's World's downfall.

While restaurants tend to operate at a loss in their first few years, Parikh and Egghart prioritized impact over profitability at their new business’s most vulnerable stage. By funding the Community Fridge, closing their dining area longer at employee request, and underpricing their ethically sourced (expensively produced) coffee to make it more affordable, Mina’s supported its community but could not support itself. This forced the owners to delay their employees' $0.25 raises, which employees say they did without explanation, leading to accusations of wage theft. Additionally, their aspirational tone combined with their lack of business experience to disillusion their employees.

Mina’s employees, too, idealistically portrayed co–operatization as the only adequate response to harm they could not define. Despite being paid $15 an hour and being consulted with about Mina’s business decisions, they chose to enact a hostile takeover against their QTPOC bosses. Additionally, they doxxed E.J. and created a GoFundMe whose use they refused to clearly state; would–be donors offered large sums on Instagram in exchange for budgets that were not provided. Today, the GoFundMe has earned over $11,000 and remains open, despite Mina’s closure. This money will still be received by the employees who have not been publicly held accountable regarding its usage. Commenters on Reddit and Instagram have alleged that the “radical accountability” campaign of Mina’s might have been a grift constructed for employee profit, although this cannot be confirmed.

Fault is not equal in this situation, but no one is faultless. Mina’s might have been better off as a nonprofit from the beginning, focusing on its mission instead of diluting it with cafe aesthetics and tangentially trying to profit. Regardless, now the only queer–owned cafe in Philadelphia has closed, and West Philadelphia has lost a small business striving to be an agent for good.

Mina's World shows us that a dream cannot feed someone, and good intentions cannot fill someone’s wallet. However, it’s still sad to see the lights go down on the sunshine–yellow tiles.

Another hilarious case of go woke, go broke.
 
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