Careercow Brendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats

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On the recent episode of Fighter and the Kid #1092 Bryan Callen on camera pulled out his testicles for Brendan and the staff to look at. From Brendan's reaction, you can tell this wasn't the first time he's seen Bryans genitals. Bryan comfortably had his junk out for a couple of minutes while Brendan sat there and gave a detailed overview of a 58 year old mans genitals.

This whole bit doesn't help squash the rumors that Bryan is an aggressive sexual deviant or that Brendan is a closeted homosexual.

 
Beast of a new studio

So things haven't been going to smoothly at the new Thiccc Boy studios. With this weeks podcasts being plagued with echo problems, it almost sounds like their new studio is more of a large storage unit.

Problems came up during the podcast when a loud air conditioner started up and halted the podcast as it distracted everyone and it became clearly audible on the recording. Their producer came up fix for the issue by saying "As long as we acknowledge it" and then continued the podcast with the AC loudly running. They also didn't bother trying to fix the audio before uploading the episode.



Then at another point, the lights in the studio shut themselves off and everyone just continued the podcast while sitting in darkness. Which is great for a video podcast. At some point one of the staff run through the middle set trying to find the light switch. BONUS: Brendan asks their guest if he's ever seen the movie All Quiet On The EASTERN Front.



To top things off, it looks like Brendan decided to build the new studio near an active train line and you can now hear a freight train running near by. Bryan comments how he could feel everything rumble.

 
Brendan is leaning harder into his Dad Life grift by now selling his Diesel Dad shirt range. I have no idea what a Diesel Dad means. As for Rollin' Coal, I guess maybe that means wrestling a black man or something?


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Week two at the new Thiccc Boy Studios and things still aren't going great.

The studio is still having issues with the lighting as the lights are still shutting down halfway through their podcasts and making them sit in darkness while Chin has to the virgin walk to go and fix it.




As for the production value of the studio, The Shaub Show has taken a big in quality from the old studio with terrible lighting and glare and the set design looks like in interior of a fortune teller booth. Also the bottom third framing of the video is taken up with Brendan's fat legs and his tiny shorts.

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(Shaub show set vs Fortune teller room)

For the last week people made jokes that Brendan's new studio looks like it's ran inside of a storage unit. However, after he posted a tour of the new studio, it looks like Brendan's studio is literally ran inside of a storage unit. Brendan has crammed three cars into the studio floor for some reason and has filled out any spare space with boxes of random shit. The actual podcast studio is crammed onto an outdoor balcony where they try and awkwardly fit two studio sets and a production desk while the majority of the space is filled with Brendan's truggs and random junk.




People also noticed the filthy state of Brendan's microphone and how it is some how yellow.

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Brendan has been seething at Bryan because Bryan is going away for two weeks on an annual family vacation and leaving the podcast temporarily. This adds to the narrative that Bryan is quietly trying to leave Brendan completely. Brendan tries to comedically play this off at the start of the podcast but it is quiet obvious he's unhappy with Bryan not being there. Brendan also voices his disdain that Bryan is going on a cruise because Brendan apparently hates cruises and Tesla's. Because he's a big trugg guy. Remember?



Brendan also ruminates on how he misses L.A and claims he's heartbroken. He then tells a totally non fake story how he was talking to another L.A expat living in Texas who tells Brendan it'll take him three years to adjust and that Texas can't compare to L.A. This is weird seeing as Brendan has spent the last few months constantly shitting on L.A and acting like it was living in Nth Korea. But after three weeks, it already seems like he's regretting his decision to move.



A nice bit of retarded Shaub logic. Brendan mentions how he lives near a lake and how there's people on the lake, boating etc. But Brendan says how he's not into boating or anything like that. Bryan tries to relate to him and says how he could see how people could get bored of those water activities after a while. Brendan in his retarded logic then tells Bryan "I'm not like you dude. I enjoy it. Despite five seconds ago telling Bryan how he isn't into water activities.

 
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Bryan has done everything he can to be the shitty boyfriend so that his girlfriend will break up with him but Brendan is incapable of self-reflection. This has created a podcast I can't help but watch even though it has nothing to do with the reason it was originally intended.

Don't worry. Any day now Joe Rogan will invite Brendan to come onto his podcast and hang out at the Mother Ship. That'll make this whole retarded moving to Texas arc totally worth it for Brendan.
 
Brendan has started ANOTHER podcast.

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Brendan has a teamed up with a bottom feeder known as Jessie on Fire (also referred as Methy on Fire) to create The War Report. The podcast is basically the same thing as the Shaub Show where they discuss MMA news and gossip. It is such low effort, they didn't even change the set from the Shaub Show and use the exact thumbnail design as the Shaub show. However, they did drag another chair into the studio. So I guess that's something.

Jessie on Fire is basically a no name podcaster hack who does podcasts about MMA, rightwing grifter talking points and gossip. He is incredibly uninteresting , middle age and cringe. He has been orbiting around Brendan the last few years. He's also a Rogan fan boy and probably sees Brendan as a step up to getting into the Rogansphere.

Jessie has white knighted for Brendan on several occasions and acted like a irrational faggot in order to defend another middle age man.


(Jesse ranting again Luke Thomas and Brian Campbell for teasing Brendan.)


(Jesse describing Brendan's physicality and how Brendan could destroy podcaster Yewneek.)

Jesse is such a pathetic cocksucker, he took a soy photo when he won the prestigious Thiccc Boy Studios 2022 Award lol.

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Now with Bryan Callen dipping out of doing podcasts, Joe Rogan not answering his calls and not having anyone in Texas who would want to work with him, Brendan now has to work with with dingus in making another copy paste podcast that will probably not last five episodes. The irony is Brendan's views are now so low, Jessie On Fire nearly gets more podcast views now than Brendan.

 
looks like in interior of a fortune teller booth.
This killed me.
Texas can't compare to L.A.
True, LA is the worst place on earth, but it’s exactly where he belongs, B.
Who’s going to tell him ‘rolling coal’ is now primarily slang for having sex with black men?
 
He's got a prom


I haven't reviewed all this too deep yet, but here's a rough review.

On June 26th youtuber Podcast Cringe put up a video which he tells how he had received a package to his house which contained documents related to a court case which involved Brendan as the defendant. Podcast Cringe didn't go into too much detail as he wanted to verify everything first.



On June 27th someone on reddit posted a link to a legal website which outlined the new suit that had been lodged.

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Yesterday Podcast Cringe posted an update with some more details about what the case involved and the accusations. Thank you @Capt. Jean Luc Ritard

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June 28th Podcast Cringe drops the details about the court case in a video. Rough summary.

1. Brendan was hired as a spokesman by a CBD company called Pure Spectrum ( the irony of Brendan working for a company called Pure Spectrum). He was there to promote the company, do ads on his podcast, go to events and be a brand ambassador. As part of this deal Brendan gets 10% of the company from the owner Brady Bell and is now a part owner of the business.

2. It's then alleged that Brendan failed to meet his promotional obligations which included missing 88 static posts (I'm guessing social media) and other things he was required to do but never did. Despite this, Brendan has received $370, 000.00 from from Pure Spectrum before breaching his contractual obligations.

3. It's also alleged 2019-2020 that Brendan used the Pure Spectrum customer database list to mass email customers to try and promote his unrelated failed comedy special I Think You'd Be Surprised to help boost its bad ratings. Here's a screenshot someone clipped on reddit of one of these emails which asks customers to give "the kind of review of review Brendan deserves" and in return they'll get 50% off a Pure Spectrum order. People noticed this years back when it happened but assumed it was the company doing it in conjunction with Brendan and not Brendan doing this all himself.

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4. IMDB and Showtime (who funded Brendan's special) threatened Brendan with legal action when they found out about him using improper promotional methods. Brendan denied any knowledge of the promotional campaign and Pure Spectrum got the blame for it.

5. In 2020 - 2021 after Brendan failing to do the promotion he'd agreed to and misusing the company customer lists, Brendan agrees to step down from the company after already earning nearly 400k from the company. Part of this is deal requires Brendan's 10% in the company is dissolved back to the owner and Brendan signs a non compete clause to not promote other CBD companies for 12 months.

6. Two months later Brendan starts promoting another CBD company Direct Hemp who is owned by a guy named Daniel Blake Huerter and breaks the non compete clause he'd signed. Brady Bell allegedly sent cease and desists which Brendan ignored.

7. People within Pure Spectrum want to do a hostile takeover of the company and push owner Brady Bell out and need Brendan's help. They get Brendan to lie and say he still owns his 10% share in Pure Spectrum and forge documents to do this. Brendan is give 100k for doing this and Brendan's false shares in the company is used to help vote Brady Bell out.

8. After this, Brendan allegedly kept doing sketchy business dealings within the company which included lodging false tax returns, using a fake k-1 form to make it look like he still owned his 10% share in the company and was involved in a conspiracy to defraud the IRS.

9. Brendan allegedly resold the 10% in Pure Spectrum which didn't own as it had already been dissolved and he no longer owned it.

 
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Another video has popped up regarding Brendan's lolsuit. It covers the same points as Podcast Cringe but shows some text messages between Brendan and the owner of Full Spectrum CBD that have appeared on Reddit. I didn't include the text messages in my earlier post as I couldn't determine if they're legit and may be fake and gay.

Video is a good breakdown of what happened though.

 
3. It's also alleged 2019-2020 that Brendan used the Pure Spectrum customer database list to mass email customers to try and promote his unrelated failed comedy special I Think You'd Be Surprised to help boost its bad ratings. Here's a screenshot someone clipped on reddit of one of these emails which asks customers to give "the kind of review of review Brendan deserves" and in return they'll get 50% off a Pure Spectrum order.
Fucking hell. Just when you think he can't be any more of an embarrassment and then he does shit like this.
 
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