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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 328 32.0%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 519 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 178 17.4%

  • Total voters
    1,025
If you go to the site under games you can now play three terrible Season 3 themed Unity Plugin games, "Ball Brothers Bounce" (for which Blacksmith made the music), "Payton Punch", and "Luke Defense", which is the only one that's even sort of funny. There's a "coming soon" game for Bloodgames with the subtitle "y3k online", no idea what that means.
To be that guy... these have been in since around mid January this year or so. The Bloodgames one had a different background pic initially but has always been "comming soon".

Related to that: Jimmy Craft and the upcoming "Fishtank: Reality TV Simulator" have been updated recently but I'm not sure a cached version exists to see what's changed.
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Going along with tweets from their Twitter the latter might be launching soon:
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As for new stalking tools... Grizzway recently released his "Fishtank Log" tool to the public: https://www.grizzway.dev/fishtank/logs
It allows to search for chat messages by everyone as well as their TTS/SFX history and other stuff you can find on a user's profile.
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He also has his Stox tool ready for S4. https://www.grizzway.dev/fishtank/stocks
It's useful since things like sell and buy orders are going to be public in the API but only referring to the user id which you get resolved to a name on his page. Test stox already had bad actors intentionally crashing every one of them so this can help against that.
 
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Screenshot courtesy of @fishtank lurk 9, from around the time of ADL
Remember how Jon apparently got a girl pregnant? Well it might have already gone to shit. He tweeted out a poorly censored pic of some family attorney that got then found so he might have 18 years of child support coming up.
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Bish how do you let a gay, retarded man impregnate you
 
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lol cole posted this to his youtube yesterday. (nvm its just some restreamer)

Man these people took my dignity
Then they post my home address
I got so much anger in me
Think that I'm a lolcow
Think I'm stuck in the matrix
Where the fucks my Coors Light
Yes I am a cuck I like when people fuck on 4chan
The shit I be postin on /tv/ they tellin me Cole don't say that
How niggas can't see me in public I'm wearin a face mask and a hat
With all of the money and fame I still can't get JC back
With all of the money and fame I still don't get to have a girlfriend
Niggas see me on /tv/ but they don't know how I be feelin
So I became a Nazi, yeah
Bitch I'm the villain

Nigga Heil Nina (Wooo)
Nigga Heil Nina
They don't understand the things I say on /tv/
All my niggas Nazis nigga heil Nina
Nigga Heil Nina
Nigga Heil Nina
All my niggas Nazis nigga heil Nina
Nigga Heil Nina
Nigga Heil Nina
All my niggas Nazis nigga heil Nina

Claire wanna fuck in Kansas
I put the drone on Iran

Nigga Heil Nina
Claire reaching down in my pants
She got the world in her hands
Nigga Heil Nina
Nigga Heil Nina
Nigga Heil Nina
All my niggas Nazis nigga heil Nina
Nigga Heil Nina
Nigga Heil Nina
All my niggas Nazis nigga heil Nina

Wooo

(Instrumental)

Yeah

NINA: You guys know Cole was supposed to be here but he declined?
JIMMY: Yeah, I'm sad about that actually. Because once I heard it was all a joke- I mean shit, I fuckin love Cole. Cole's nice.
NINA: Yeah, heh.
JIMMY: I've actually been talking to him, he- poor guy thinks that we all hate him (unintelligible) I swear to you like-
TAYLEIGH: It was just hard to tell, bro.
JIMMY: Well, no, it's, it's like-
TAYLEIGH: And we were all puttin on a fuckin character the first days, like...
JIMMY: Especially him and it was like, him, he did it so well though that we all fuckin believed it.
JON: Believed what?
JIMMY: That he was actually like that when he was just, he was- he was playing it up.
JON: Playing what up?
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If I'm not mistaken, I think they wanted that for some reason. Jet joked about spending very little time editing the trailer, and the trailer itself was clearly a deliberately half-assed parody of S1's trailer. I still think that Bloodgames 2 is somehow going to be involved in some way, and that there's a very big audience gaslight coming with S4. No clue what it is, but I just don't see them being this non-chalant about S4 otherwise. That or we're seeing the full effects of production-wide nitrous withdrawals on display.

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I don't really want them to do a Bloodgames reveal halfway through the season, I just want a simple 2 week long Bloodgames again. Not that the Bloodgames always has to be the exact same as the first one but it's nice to have a Fishtank event that doesn't last 4-8 weeks. I was just hoping for 2 weeks of Bloodgames this summer and then a full s4 near the end of fall, a schedule like that I can work with, but Jet's new plan of making as much Fishtank content as possible with little time between is going to end up pushing me out of the Fishtank audience.

And I know Jet was lying when he said in the investor stream that they are done trying to recreate the wheel every season of Fishtank and that Jet was doing that out of a lack of confidence in the show. It's clearly supposed to be a gaslight especially since Sam couldn't keep his mouth shut and confirmed "a REALLY big twist is coming two weeks into s4"
 
Screenshot courtesy of @fishtank lurk 9, from around the time of ADL
Remember how Jon apparently got a girl pregnant? Well it might have already gone to shit. He tweeted out a poorly censored pic of some family attorney that got then found so he might have 18 years of child support coming up.
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Bish how do you let a gay, retarded man impregnate you
The censor job he did is retarded, but also, I still don't believe Jon has anything to do with a pregnant girl.
 
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He posted a legit video of a pregnancy ultrasound, it's somewhere back in the thread. Until that it wasn't believed much but how could he have faked that?

I can believe that one of the ADL retards helped him fake an already existing ultrasound was for his own kid. Hell he has at least one sister, I can see him being invited to see the ultrasound then thinking it would be a great idea to record it and pretend it's his kid
 
Screenshot courtesy of @fishtank lurk 9, from around the time of ADL
Remember how Jon apparently got a girl pregnant? Well it might have already gone to shit. He tweeted out a poorly censored pic of some family attorney that got then found so he might have 18 years of child support coming up.
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Bish how do you let a gay, retarded man impregnate you
Firm and Attorney. Thanks for making this easy on me, Jon.
 
With all the talk about Jon's potential super retard baby... No one seems to remember that Jon has, or at least had, a fiance, who production was sending money back to to cover his travel day one of season one. It was right before he set off the smoke alarms with his autism (burnt the shit out of a steak) at like 3 AM. He may have dropped a name, but I don't recall.

He may be a habitual liar, but only when trying to impress people. I doubt the baby isn't real.
 
With all the talk about Jon's potential super retard baby... No one seems to remember that Jon has, or at least had, a fiance, who production was sending money back to to cover his travel day one of season one. It was right before he set off the smoke alarms with his autism (burnt the shit out of a steak) at like 3 AM. He may have dropped a name, but I don't recall.

He may be a habitual liar, but only when trying to impress people. I doubt the baby isn't real.
Jon talked all kinds of crazy shit in s1, he claimed he had multiple kids from multiple swut women which lead to a great debate session with Letty about why Jon needs to respect women more.
 
Jon talked all kinds of crazy shit in s1, he claimed he had multiple kids from multiple swut women which lead to a great debate session with Letty about why Jon needs to respect women more.
Sure, but that again had some motive (to upset Letty) and was in the setting of the show. This was to production as soon as he came into the tank. They were sending someone he trusted money.
 
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