Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

There's this TERF theory that women are both evolutionary and socially conditioned to be more alert to "perceived threats" than men, and troons def trigger a skin walker reaction out of me, so . I dunno, maybe some people are just oblivious.

It is excusable when they can't see them in motion. Especially considering how filtered and carefully curated tranny pics tend to be. Most people don't get the Stinkditch buff (+10 to troonspotting).

The part that makes me wonder is that he not only saw the guy in person but made out with and put his hands on the tranny without knowing. Still horrifying though. This could be the plot of Little Red Riding Hood adapted for modern audiences.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

"7 months post-op"
"We were introduced by a mutual friend, and we hit it off immediately."
"It wasn’t painful, but it was difficult. I hadn't dilated that morning, and it felt very tight — not very deep either."
"He said he had suspicions but thought he was "just imagining things."

He had to have known
Or is this retarded autistic virgin on retarded autistic virgin violence?

I'm imagining a desperate Asian foreign exchange student looking for a tall white woman to have sex with.

 

[gampboonerisms]

@Sean Andalou

Like in my head, the name sounds good. I like it. It feels like it's mine. But when other people say it or start using it, it doesn't feel like my name anymore.

"Hi .../Matilda/... Good to have you come in today" {cant say John can't say John}

 

[Angry New Ager]

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Lil' Pooner has breached containment apparently.

The hilarious thing is that the original Lil' Pooner cartoons were made by actual pooners, as a form of savage self-caricature.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

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I love living because no matter what I‘ll do, no matter how sweaty I am, what I‘m wearing or don’t wearing, I will look like a woman because I am a woman.

I want to say this is fake (going 600 miles but being so much of a pussy that you'll cry if you don't get to paint your nails and wear a crop top? really?) but technically I have nothing to prove it.

Why has no on else commented on the fact that this sasquatch-moder is wandering the Appalachian trail dressed as an indentured prostitute? He's literally appearing before solo female hikers looking exactly like the last thing a solo female hiker sees before she dies.

Also this.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

a regular biological male getting top surgery scars

....someone is gonna have to fill me in on that one.

 

[Mac Monster]

She sure groomed raised a horrifying homunculus.

Archive

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Form at the doctor's office asked me for my "gender identity".

I wrote, "I do not "have" a "gender identity". I am a woman."

On a 'new patient' form at a doctor's practice (old-skool paper and clipboard style), there was a box that asked my sex and then a box that asked my pronouns (it might have been 'preferred pronouns' at the time, before 'preferred pronouns' became a transphobic thing to ask). I drew two black lines through that question.

On a previous intake form at a different practice, there was a question "Are you an elite athlete" to which I responded 'LOL NO'.

I'm also bi and yesterday my friend said "most women prefer tall men" straight to my face at a party and that I should just stick to dating men.

Well, you can date men who are taller than you (every single man in the world basically) but if you fancy yourself a 'top' it ain't gonna happen.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

He’ll be aiite
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So he has a 15.7 BMI?

Bitch, your son should be in a clinic, not on a football pitch.
Unless you’re lying, which, of course you are.

 

[Otterly]

I've been painting my nails which helps a little bit but not much.

Woman is when tits and nail polish.
When you start to think about these things they make less and less sense.
- Nail polish is a predominantly female affection. Now this is true, men can and do wear it but most wearers of nail polish are female. However this small item does not change or alter any other perception of the whole. There are many things that almost only women do and men don’t and if a man does them you don’t think he’s a woman.
It’s like lipstick on a pig, if you will. If you see lipstick on a pig, your thought isn’t ’by golly! this pig is female’ but ‘that’s strange… someone put lipstick on a pig…’
Similarly nail polish on a man will get you a reaction that’s ’this man is wearing nail polish’ with the follow on thought ranging (depending on locale) from utter indifference to a beating. But not a single person looking will think ‘gosh, I thought that was a man, but now I’ve seen the nail polish it’s a woman.’
My theory of prosopagnosia - adjacent category errors in ‘tism and troonism gets more solid. Leaving the provocactive ones who get off on being disgusting and forcing it. There is some kind of inability to see the whole, and in its place, a reliance on small individual features to signify the whole. Like how the face blind recognise Susan from her red glasses.

5''1 / 154.94 cm Pooner is shocked to discover that women don't exactly fall over themselves in their rush to date a "man" that's literally the size of a 12 year old.

I’m about this height. Recently I was at a school thing where I was not early enough to arrive to get a spot at the front and so I spent the whole hour listening and looking at a selection of people’s mid backs. Couldn’t see a thing.
So maybe if you’re six foot and female this isn’t an issue that affects you so much but if you’re a whiff over five foot, you know at a very deep and instinctual level that you are tiny. It’s inescapable how much smaller you are than even a short man. They have to know.
When I meet a man under about five six, which is what I’d class as short (there’s one or two at school) it’s noticeable because everyone else is ginormous (we seem to live in some sort of ethnic giant enclave where everyone’s ginger and six foot three.) and all those short men, who I’m sure worry about their height, those men are taller than me still. Most of the kids at the higher years are taller or as tall as me.
You CANNOT not know this. However pooned out you are. So back to my first point - nobody thinks the pig is a girl because it’s got lippy on, and nobody thinks the five foot one pooner is a bloke because the only men that height have something wrong with them (or are from ethnicities that are far shorter but frankly even that there’s not many my height.) men’s clothes do not outrank the fact you’re a midget. A beard doesn’t turn you into a boy.

 

[Deer Warts]

On a 'new patient' form at a doctor's practice (old-skool paper and clipboard style), there was a box that asked my sex and then a box that asked my pronouns (it might have been 'preferred pronouns' at the time, before 'preferred pronouns' became a transphobic thing to ask). I drew two black lines through that question.

Yeah, it was a paper jobbie, not a cool tablet. And wow, preferred pronouns is transphobic now? There really is no pleasing some people.

More than once, I did this ...

Preferred pronouns: NO

Hey, preferred pronouns can be anything you want them to be, right?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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A pooner's father understands that his daughter is just straight.

Spoiler: It's just straight with extra steps

Recently I have tried to tell my parents that I'm gay (they know I'm trans) and my dad's response was "isn't that technically straight" how do I respond to that??? What does that even mean??? What technically could he possibly be referring to I'm very confused
I'm autistic if that makes any difference this is just confusing

And of course everyone in the comments section is saying how dumb or transphobic he is thinking with logic and not mental illness n' emotions.

Yaoi fetish

I’m sorry, but this lil dood knows exactly what her dad means. It’s just funny to me when these pooners act all bewildered about the fact that other people treat them as women, as if just believing hard enough will add a foot to their height.

It is excusable when they can't see them in motion. Especially considering how filtered and carefully curated tranny pics tend to be. Most people don't get the Stinkditch buff (+10 to troonspotting).

The part that makes me wonder is that he not only saw the guy in person but made out with and put his hands on the tranny without knowing. Still horrifying though. This could be the plot of Little Red Riding Hood adapted for modern audiences.

I’m going with virgin and possibly retard. Even the very best passing troons, the ones the left-wing media tries to push on us as SUPER-HOT, look at best like an androgynous woman and then only in photos. I don’t believe this guy was the one flawless beauty.

Maybe the date clocked him but figured he could power through it, because how bad could it be?

Yeah, it was a paper jobbie, not a cool tablet. And wow, preferred pronouns is transphobic now? There really is no pleasing some people.

More than once, I did this ...

Preferred pronouns: NO

Hey, preferred pronouns can be anything you want them to be, right?

I once had a manager who hated the pronouns thing, I said my pronouns were His Majesty/His Majesty/His Majesty’s.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

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A pooner's father understands that his daughter is just straight.

Spoiler: It's just straight with extra steps

Recently I have tried to tell my parents that I'm gay (they know I'm trans) and my dad's response was "isn't that technically straight" how do I respond to that??? What does that even mean??? What technically could he possibly be referring to I'm very confused
I'm autistic if that makes any difference this is just confusing

And of course everyone in the comments section is saying how dumb or transphobic he is thinking with logic and not mental illness n' emotions.

Yaoi fetish

Tranny ex-femboy faggot I know, who was the most gay mfer on earth, is now dating a trans "man".

He's a dude dicking down pussy. As a 100% 'gay' man. Imagination truly can move mountains.

 

[Lovely Kin]

She sure groomed raised a horrifying homunculus.
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Imagine the horror she feels deep down. Many of those accepting parents are in the denial phase, or have resigned that their child will be degenerate for life, and there's nothing they can do.

 

[Stan]

So I looked the good doctor up TIJUANA OFFICE (MAY-JULY) ONLY $1,999 USD FOR BILATERAL ORCHIECTOMY!!!

My aching sides. Who in their right mind would nip on down to Tijuana to get their balls whacked off?
I love the way his advertisements are written out: like a sleazy used car lot sale.

There's a lot of things I might like to see or do in Guadalajara, Mexico, but this isn't one of them.

Woman is when tits and nail polish.
When you start to think about these things they make less and less sense.
- Nail polish is a predominantly female affection. Now this is true, men can and do wear it but most wearers of nail polish are female. However this small item does not change or alter any other perception of the whole. There are many things that almost only women do and men don’t and if a man does them you don’t think he’s a woman.
It’s like lipstick on a pig, if you will. If you see lipstick on a pig, your thought isn’t ’by golly! this pig is female’ but ‘that’s strange… someone put lipstick on a pig…’
Similarly nail polish on a man will get you a reaction that’s ’this man is wearing nail polish’ with the follow on thought ranging (depending on locale) from utter indifference to a beating. But not a single person looking will think ‘gosh, I thought that was a man, but now I’ve seen the nail polish it’s a woman.’
My theory of prosopagnosia - adjacent category errors in ‘tism and troonism gets more solid. Leaving the provocactive ones who get off on being disgusting and forcing it. There is some kind of inability to see the whole, and in its place, a reliance on small individual features to signify the whole. Like how the face blind recognise Susan from her red glasses.

They cannot gestalt, they're surprised that others perceive them as a whole and solely by the number of female-signified bits and bobs they tacked on, and somehow it's society's problem that they're (accurately) perceived as men with tits and nail polish, not super-tall, super-hairy, deep-voiced bearded women hiking the AT alone.

Yeah, it was a paper jobbie, not a cool tablet. And wow, preferred pronouns is transphobic now? There really is no pleasing some people.

More than once, I did this ...

Preferred pronouns: NO

Hey, preferred pronouns can be anything you want them to be, right?

I once got this question on a medical questionnaire and answered:
Preferred pronouns: is woke brainrot

 

[Amaro]

the immediate
>doubt
that flashed in my mind upon reading this post title

Spoiler: unclockable M4M relationship woes

it's incredible how obvious it is from just the content of the first couple sentences (not to mention the writing style) that this M4M relationship contains exactly 0 males.

to satisfy my curiosity I clicked on the profile, and, yep. bonus points for post history about Will Wood, Gravity Falls and Mutual Aid, as well as the fact that she was raped.

Spoiler: profile avatar and posts

somewhat interesting scrolling back over the past couple years of posting to watch this person go from "genderfluid" LGBT student who identifies themselves freely as female and has a realistic grasp of the impact fact that has on their life, to posting under the delusion that they come off as male and that their sex provides no meaningful context to their situation.

 

[Uzumaki]

It's always Aiden, Noah, Quinn, Oliver , Caleb etc.

It’s always from the list of “names that demonstrate you were raised by a single mother” because it’s women choosing the names. Those are the kind of males names women like.

Does anyone else find it somewhat eerie how casually TiFs will talk about sexual assault/physical violence from male coworkers

Pro tip:

If someone says “X hit me” you should be inclined to believe them. If someone says “X ____ly abused me” you should be disinclined to believe them.

People don’t talk in legalistic terms like that about things that happened, only consequences they hope to inflict. Even worse sign of bs is when it’s a litany.

“I was abused physically, emotionally, financially, spiritually…” a big ol’ list lacking only any specifics whatsoever,

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

I once had a manager who hated the pronouns thing, I said my pronouns were His Majesty/His Majesty/His Majesty’s.

This makes more sense than their gender nonsense. Hypothetically, if you got enough people to start viewing you as a king, there's no difference between you and someone born into it. Royalty actually is a social construct.

But everyone on Earth could call a man "she" and a woman "he" and it wouldn't change anything.

 

[Fart Huffer]

(Link / Archive)

The man behind the anime girl avatar:

Seth Travis "Maevis" Sharlach who works as an IT consultant for Whole Foods in Austin, TX

Spoiler: Social media

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LinkedIn
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ArtStation (A)
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Two empty TikToks: 1 (A), 2 (A)
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Github (A)

 

[Knoppers]

Look up the history of trannies in weimar germany. Hitler held back the tide for 75 years when he sacked the institute for sexual research. If youve ever seen the infamous clip of the SS dancing around burning books, those were manuals for performing SRS.

Sorry for necroimg, but the "Yransvestitenschrin" (legal document to be a pervert) was issued due to Hirschfeld in 1919 and the law was never abandoned, despite having been influenced by an openly gay Jew.

Homosexuality was illegal, being a trans pervert not.

Case in point to keep this law: just like Iran, the Nazis saw it as a form of conversion therapy, to keep people in line with strict fascist gender roles.

Troons claim having been persecuted by the Nazis, but the fact is, that they head been legalized by Nayi law (kept the old gay Jewish law, for that matter)

It would have been nothing to drop that bullshit within the blink of an eye, even simply based on the fact, that a gay jew helped to invent it, but they DID NOT! WHY? HOMOPHOBY AND SEXISM!

Like, they closed Hirschfelds "Institute", burned his books, but kept HIS/THIS law?

One of the guys helping Hirschfeld with the first gender butchery was Martin Gobrbandt, who later conducted human experiments in Dachau.... I think you get the picture here......

While Hirschfeld tried to normize same sex attraction, he was also a severe degenerate inventing sex fluidity, be abuse he was to fucking stupid to understand basic human I traction and personality traits, a massive gooner with a 30 years younger Chinese twink, who made every human interaction about sex, be abuse he was born into a bourgoise society, with massive financial privileges, despite being a Jew in anti-Semite Germany and helped to invent a law even the Nazis kept.

Trans history isine a massive conglomerate of LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL's from the beginning.

Best part: His so called "trans bible" is originally titled:,

Transvestitism, or the erotic urge to crossdress

ITS A FUCKING AGP BIBLE FOR FUCKS SAKE!

https://www.amazon.de/Die-Transvestiten-Verkleidungstrieb-Umfangreichem-Casuistischen/dp/0366808079

German Version, to proof the translation.