Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Athena Save Us!]

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Tranny left Literally Shaking™ after being told the harsh truth that not every single fucking miniscule thing in the universe revolves around trannies.

You can try your very hardest, but you will never be capable of hating these people enough. It's just not biologically possible.

That's because trannies don't want to be 'seen', they want to be 'centered'.

Pooner's hate being reminded of reality and that people just play along with their fetish.

Yep, and pooners have an easier time passing. At least, they used to before it became so widespread that everyone knows what to look for now.

Isn't it nice when no one plays along with your delusions?

 

[cypocryphy]

If they're shocked that slurs are normal now, they should have gotten a load of the 90's when every other word us boys said was faggot or homo.

 

[Mrs. Sai Moon]

I quickly checked back a few pages so apologies if I'm late but this yt channel called out the cake pop disney demon. He took pictures in disney women's bathrooms which included one woman who is considering suing. He allegedly stood up to pee in a disney woman's bathroom as well. Naturally, since troons are the epitome of consumption, he defended himself by saying that celebrities take pictures of themselves in the bathroom.

 

[Colress]

I quickly checked back a few pages so apologies if I'm late but this yt channel called out the cake pop disney demon. He took pictures in disney women's bathrooms which included one woman who is considering suing. He allegedly stood up to pee in a disney woman's bathroom as well. Naturally, since troons are the epitome of consumption, he defended himself by saying that celebrities take pictures of themselves in the bathroom.

We have a thread on this freak.

 

[Sean Andalou]

The thing about the protests is that organizers are requesting that people only carry American flags, so troons aren't even being singled out. But, everything has to be about troons all the time.

For troons, that's not just an annoying political trope, it is a central requirement of their fetish.
They can't get off without it.

If they're shocked that slurs are normal now, they should have gotten a load of the 90's when every other word us boys said was faggot or homo.

Not quite on topic, but I have seen it seriously advanced that calling someone a "faggot" is genocide.
OK, then. When I was in my early teens I was both perpetrator and victim of genocide many times over.

What a seriously overworked word genocide has become.
This is a peeve of mine, and not just where gays or troons are concerned.

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OK, back on track.


Reddit -- Archive

sorry for being uninformed i just realised I'm trans so everything is very new to me (also sorry for the bad English it isn't my first language) and for the question is that why chasers and transphobes are so obsessed with specifically trans women like i don't get it

Introspection time fellow transphobes.
For me, it's a combination of morbid fascination and uncharitable laughing at retards.
My political degenerophobia is not enough to explain my presence at KF.

Now I will take a step back and let the troons analyze us in the comments.

The next three are the top comment by Reddit upvotes and some back and forth.

Because we represent their worst fear of loosing "manhood" and their secret désire to dominate a "man" who lost "his" manhood...

To be short its all about domination and status...

"MUST MAN HARDER OR THE TRANS WILL UNPENIS ME"

That sounded like what I had been telling myself before my egg cracked

Aha!

Further down, but still with a respectable 40 upvotes so far ...

I think a lot of it has to do with the inner workings of our patriarchal society and its ways of exerting power over women. "Women are weak. Women need protection. Women are dumb and need to be controlled. Women are to be used for your pleasure"

All this crumbles the moment people realize that for some people its so desireable to be a woman that they give up the male privilege for it. (Thats how transphobes see it, not acknowledging that we are women from birth).

It attacks their power. This is not the case with trans men, so they are ignored or ridiculed as little girls that want to be men, because being men is so much better. Ugh. Feels Icky just to write this bullshit.

TBH, I cheated by doing an F3 search on patriarch.
Somehow I knew it would be there.
The patriarchy, am I right? They sure got our number.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Pooner decides to detransition to internet-date a man she met over Discord barely a month ago.

Fellow Pooner recognizes the retardation of the situation, but is angrier about the way her friend chose to stop LARPing as a man rather than worry about her friend being groomed over Discord.

Reddit / Archive

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I’m not sure if I’m more pissed that he would debase himself like this or disappointed that he won’t fight for himself. We have had multiple long, intensive conversations where he has told me how much gender dysphoria he experiences and how he hates being seen as a woman. We bonded over our shared trans experiences. But he thinks transitioning is pointless and that no one will ever respect him as a man, so he just… gave up, I guess. Talking to him was so frustrating because he was constantly expressing how unhappy he was with his new boyfriend because he was forcing himself back into the closet.

I don’t know why it’s irritating me so much, but I just can’t stand him. I hate that he would complain to me about hating that he’s presenting as a woman to be with his boyfriend but not doing anything about it. Like, you would really throw yourself away to be with a man who doesn’t respect you? A man that you met over Discord, who doesn’t even live on the same continent as you? I ended up blocking him on all platforms because of how much it was bothering me, and I don’t think I’ll unblock him.

ETA: Forgot the archive link.

 

[Syikeblade]

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Pooner decides to detransition to internet-date a man she met over Discord barely a month ago.

Fellow Pooner recognizes the retardation of the situation, but is angrier about the way her friend chose to stop LARPing as a man rather than worry about her friend being groomed over Discord.

Reddit / Archive
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I’m not sure if I’m more pissed that he would debase himself like this or disappointed that he won’t fight for himself. We have had multiple long, intensive conversations where he has told me how much gender dysphoria he experiences and how he hates being seen as a woman. We bonded over our shared trans experiences. But he thinks transitioning is pointless and that no one will ever respect him as a man, so he just… gave up, I guess. Talking to him was so frustrating because he was constantly expressing how unhappy he was with his new boyfriend because he was forcing himself back into the closet.

I don’t know why it’s irritating me so much, but I just can’t stand him. I hate that he would complain to me about hating that he’s presenting as a woman to be with his boyfriend but not doing anything about it. Like, you would really throw yourself away to be with a man who doesn’t respect you? A man that you met over Discord, who doesn’t even live on the same continent as you? I ended up blocking him on all platforms because of how much it was bothering me, and I don’t think I’ll unblock him.

Of course she is. It's another example of how transgenderism is a perverted choice and not an identity that you have to respect no matter what or she'll kill herself.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

The patriarchy, am I right? They sure got our number.

The irony of it is when he types: "Women are weak. Women need protection. Women are dumb and need to be controlled. Women are to be used for your pleasure"

Aren't these the same idiots complaining that estrogen made them so weak, they can't open Pringle cans? I also know I've come across troons complaining that people still expect them to do the heavy lifting and 'be like a man' when all they want is to be protected and coddled.

Also, what do they call wearing their wives'/moms'/sisters' clothes? I'd call it using women for their pleasure.
This line also stood out: All this crumbles the moment people realize that for some people its so desireable to be a woman that they give up the male privilege for it. (Thats how transphobes see it, not acknowledging that we are women from birth).

1. You weren't women from birth, and pooners weren't men from birth.
2. It follows that you were and are viewed as the men and women you really are, you were socialized as such, and so you didn't lose your male privilege when you transitioned and pooners didn't gain it when they decided steroids were cool.

However, I did get a good laugh at the story of the pooner who went to a bar looking for her backpack, shoved the bartender (a lady she claimed she barely touched, just lightly shoved) and then got taken out back by the real male patrons.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Introspection time fellow transphobes.
For me, it's a combination of morbid fascination and uncharitable laughing at retards.
My political degenerophobia is not enough to explain my presence at KF.

It's well known that people love to watch a trainwreck.

Now, imagine if trainwrecks were capable of barging into any and all aspects of your life and demanding you refer to them as beautiful sailboats not crashing into anything.

Perfect combo of bile fascination and not being able to ignore it no matter how hard you try.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Not quite on topic, but I have seen it seriously advanced that calling someone a "faggot" is genocide.

Putting an axe in a faggot is litteral fascism, genocide is what fascists do.

 

[HalTurner]

The next three are the top comment by Reddit upvotes and some back and forth.

The comments there always make me laugh. Theirs and the pooners version. Where we all see men giving up manhood and think "How dare you!" or we see women giving up their ability to procreate and we just cannot take it, we MUST see them reproduce! It's so hilarious to me. In all my years despising these perverts i've never once thought of either of those. In fact i'm actually happy that they both lose the ability to procreate. And as for TiMs giving up "manhood", I don't see it as that at all. They're still men to me and everyone else so it doesn't work out that way either.

 

[Syikeblade]

However, I did get a good laugh at the story of the pooner who went to a bar looking for her backpack, shoved the bartender (a lady she claimed she barely touched, just lightly shoved) and then got taken out back by the real male patrons.

I didn't see that one, are you able to post it?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

The irony of it is when he types: "Women are weak. Women need protection. Women are dumb and need to be controlled. Women are to be used for your pleasure"

Aren't these the same idiots complaining that estrogen made them so weak, they can't open Pringle cans? I also know I've come across troons complaining that people still expect them to do the heavy lifting and 'be like a man' when all they want is to be protected and coddled.

Also, what do they call wearing their wives'/moms'/sisters' clothes? I'd call it using women for their pleasure.
This line also stood out: All this crumbles the moment people realize that for some people its so desireable to be a woman that they give up the male privilege for it. (Thats how transphobes see it, not acknowledging that we are women from birth).

1. You weren't women from birth, and pooners weren't men from birth.
2. It follows that you were and are viewed as the men and women you really are, you were socialized as such, and so you didn't lose your male privilege when you transitioned and pooners didn't gain it when they decided steroids were cool.

However, I did get a good laugh at the story of the pooner who went to a bar looking for her backpack, shoved the bartender (a lady she claimed she barely touched, just lightly shoved) and then got taken out back by the real male patrons.

Ain't nobody a misogynist like a tranny. A normal misogynistic male will say things like "Women were made for the kitchen," but a tranny assumes that they surpass women in even that regard.

 

[Pig Cups]

Yet another pooner naming issue.

“I've been trans for 4 years now and no name has stuck with me because as soon as someone says it, it feels tainted for some reason. Like in my head, the name sounds good. I like it. It feels like it's mine. But when other people say it or start using it, it doesn't feel like my name anymore.”

These feelings are being triggered by the fact that, deep in your bones, you know that it’s NOT your name, and everybody else knows it. So (outside of the safe refuge of your deluded head), when someone else uses it, that tainted feeling is the creeping dread from the realization that nobody believes in your fantasy, and that they’re just humoring you out of sympathy/to avoid a scene. Ergo, you’re embarrassed because it’s confirmation that others look at you as some sort of basket case. Stupid pooner.

"7 months post-op"
"We were introduced by a mutual friend, and we hit it off immediately."
"It wasn’t painful, but it was difficult. I hadn't dilated that morning, and it felt very tight — not very deep either."
"He said he had suspicions but thought he was "just imagining things."

He had to have known
Or is this retarded autistic virgin on retarded autistic virgin violence?

On the one hand, any troon that doesn’t disclose, therefore committing rape by deception, deserves whatever they get. Including being beaten to a pulp or straight up murdered.

That being said, a guy who doesn’t clock a troon when they’re fully clothed by the myriad of tells (voice, size, hands, feet, hair, build, facial structure, gait), and then also fails to do so once the troon is naked (skin feel, build, smell, fauxgina look/feel are all blaring tells)…is just a fucking dope.

I’m not saying that a guy like that deserves to be deceptively raped, but let’s just say that my sympathy is in the negatives at that point. Have some situational awareness, for chrissake…

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My aching sides. Who in their right mind would nip on down to Tijuana to get their balls whacked off?
I love the way his advertisements are written out: like a sleazy used car lot sale.

Literally a Dr. Nick situation. Good god.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Troon draws a comic




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[Volcanic Viper]

I would give the troon credit cause the last panel of that comic is kind of funny out of context, but then they ruined it with that euphoria comment. Gross

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Troon draws a comic

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Of all the things that didn't happen, this certainly is one of them.

Tranny gets bonus disability inclusion points for using the dyslexia-friendly font for the normal talking bubbles.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

A real little girl would have just kicked the boy in the balls. Once I realized that was a thing as a kid, it was my go-to for when boys were being gross and pushy to me.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Welcome relief for dysphoria.
With troons it's always an L, even when they say they feel good.


Reddit -- Archive

I am honestly in shock about how much less dysphoric I feel about my body! I look at myself, smooth like polished stone and think “if a classical sculptor rendered my body out of marble, people would think it were a good looking statue”.

This is, admittedly, a wild way to get at body positivity. However, I’m not letting that get in the way of my joy!

 

[Athena Save Us!]

If they're shocked that slurs are normal now, they should have gotten a load of the 90's when every other word us boys said was faggot or homo.

Remember, most of them think the 90s were some kind of dark age rather than the decade where you had diversity, but few pointed to it and said, "You know what we need? An episode of Power Rangers where Zack gets shot by a cop while leaving Earnie's Juice Bar after someone reported a nearby holdup! Or maybe an episode where Trini is coming home from school and gets punched out by some rando so we can talk about racism!"

Nowadays, the libs absolutely would've wanted those episodes, because why would you have black and Asian characters if you aren't going to capitalize on it and just make them normal people? This is why they don't understand why so many normies hate 'the message'. The 90s had diversity, but only a few Very Special Episodes pointed a finger to it; the rest of the time, the diverse characters were just regular characters. They didn't preach at us or anything, just exposed us to different people and ideas.

Also, Kimberly's zord (the pterodactyl one) was OP and I will never cease to use words like 'retard' IRL because someone said actual retards get offended or some such thing.