Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

pedophile

They like to be called the SFWA these days.

I wonder how he reacted over Ade and if it was of a similar or greater reaction. I know the police report exists but I'm laughing at the idea of when she said she didn't love him and was gonna leave with Jon that he violently convulsed and turned into his mom going "nnno, little Ade child, you love me. I have done everything. You. Asked. You're jusT ungrateful."

We actually have Rick here in this massive studio right now, Rick, would you care to fatly comment?

There you have it, right from the pig's snout.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Sorry your boolyball team lost, Pat. Now you're stuck watching a bunch of niggers farting in Nikki's Sarlaac Pit. That's Star Wars, you know. They have something relevant to every discussion. Fat and retarded.

Except how to have stable family environments and healthy adult relationships. Its no wonder he watches everything on repeat.

 

[Triplethreat]

Wrong as always, stalker. It's right here. It's pretty good too, and it was on Amazon before Rick fatly abused the DMCA. I need to clarify that this was not written by Rick at all but by the pests, which you can tell by it being funny.

He sure is fatly conserving all the mass.

If you have not read “A Christmas Carnage”, you absolutely must do so! It’s really quite funny and if you know the lore and cast of characters you might find yourself choking on a french fry by the pool. 10/10, highly recommended.

 

[TheNazgulKing]

Word is it was the fence post he used to argue with. It has since turned its back on him.

Was it this fence post?

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I recommend being cautious about looking at this thread at work. Depending on your job you may have a difficult time avoid the explanation of why your ribs are destroyed.

>he thinks I’m gainfully employed
Oh no no no optimist bros we got too cocky!!!!

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Where did he even get $2500 from? Is he maxing out his credit cards?

He sucked 10,000 hot links at a quarter a piece.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Except for how nuh uh! Notice how @Judge Holden hasn't been posting for a long time now? That's because he's a quitter!

The Judge travels to Wisconsin as we speak. The Man of Pig ignores the inevitable.

 

[Maude Snew]

The Judge travels to Wisconsin as we speak. The Man of Pig ignores the inevitable.

Judge is on the hunt
Commits certain sodomy
Squealing piggy

There once was a man named Rick
Who looked and oinked just like a pig
But judge was committed
To get the bitch-titted
And behold his conquest was big

 

[Gemerson]

I surprised that the brown stuff on Pat's front lawn was actually for a project instead of just being unraked decomposing leaves.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I was watching John Michael Goddier, a small SciFi author who runs an interesting YouTube channel about space and science, with half a million subscribers. It occured to me that a very low amplitude universe exists where Patrick is regarded as a knowledgeable if unsuccessful writer who built a respectable following by making science interesting and science fiction relevant.

Then I'm reminded that in our universe, Patrick is a laughing stock who built his troll-heavy following by spamming Enjoy Prison Stalker so hard that it became a shockingly well known joke.

 

[Gemerson]

I was watching John Michael Goddier, a small SciFi author who runs an interesting YouTube channel about space and science, with half a million subscribers. It occured to me that a very low amplitude universe exists where Patrick is regarded as a knowledgeable if unsuccessful writer who built a respectable following by making science interesting and science fiction relevant.

Then I'm reminded that in our universe, Patrick is a laughing stock who built his troll-heavy following by spamming Enjoy Prison Stalker so hard that it became a shockingly well known joke.

Enjoy the Kepler-90b penal colonies digivisor abuser.

On second thought, Patrick isn't smart enough to actually research outer space.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The craziest part is that he thinks that Reddit caters to the right.

Given the amount of Reddit posts Patrick has had deleted calling out his fans and attacking the Right, I can see why he thinks Reddit is run by the Right and why he doesn't use it anymore. His deleted posts there make him come off as unhinged.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

Enjoy the Kepler-90b penal colonies digivisor abuser.

On second thought, Patrick isn't smart enough to actually research outer space.

Patrick is intellectually lazy, he does not research shit ever, science related or in general.
For example, no normal person would ever install their fence backwards, the would spend 10 minutes googling "Milwaukee fence" before starting.

Compare his interviews about his books or his panels to someone like Douglas Adams who talks about different ideas and scientific concepts constantly in every appearance i have seen him in.

Fatso talking is essensially a coping session trying to convince himself he is not a retarded fat faggot, there is fucking zero scientific thinking or intellectual curiosity going on behind the curtain. Everything he knows about science is outdated information he gathered while growing up and watching television while eating alone in the house.

I bet the happiest day of his life was when he was invited on television to talk about the aTalkers and stupid shit like that. He could maintain the smart guy facade by just saying "i am a sci fi author" and talk about the shit he actually cares about, drama. Look how much more eloquent he becomes when he talks about that compared to science.

The only meat he will ever produce hangs from the ceiling in his basement

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This is just a hilariously transparent cope by Pat to explain why he won't be attending any of FIVE separate protests scheduled for today in the greater MKE area.
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PAT is so FAT his girth allows him to be at all five locations at the same time.

Sorry you're so stupid, child.

 

[Detective Carey]

I figured we'd get a tidal wave of tough guy posts about the various shit going on. Almost feels like a drought.

 

[Something Awful]

Hot fucking take, pigger. Here's another one:

It's "SWAT unit"
Torswats engaged in swatting (not SWATTing, you illiterate fuck).
You swat yourself.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I figured we'd get a tidal wave of tough guy posts about the various shit going on. Almost feels like a drought.

He's waiting to see what the leftist positions are so he can ape them, like any good bien pensant conservative.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Can you imagine what it must feel like being in his head

No, stalker, I can't. All I can imagine is you in prison, which is happening soon. Enjoy it.

 

[Maude Snew]

On second thought, Patrick isn't smart enough to actually research outer space.

And be glad he doesn't. Otherwise he'd notice that space is black and there's lots of gassy celestial bodies out there, which would lead to an event ancient peoples used to refer to as Ricknarogg, where a pig called Fenrick fatly rises from the fart couch to devour all of space and its wife Niggi shoves the sun up her vagina.

 

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Breakfast in the dirty alley behind my wife's duplex. My favorite time of year.