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This one's a month old, but we missed it and it's never too late. 8)

He's just a cartoon character, but looking at him can evoke gender envy.
I'm an old fart who never heard of him before, so I had to look him up to get what the problem was.
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Ninety one replies, all of them 100% serious I tell you. :lit:

Edited to add:
Follow up. Did a deep dive into her profile.
This pic is from three years ago and seems to be before transition.
Not bad looking. Definitely female.
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Other discoveries:
Autistic.
Doesn't like capitalism.
Lives in Asheville NC. If you know the place you're not surprised.
 
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I am honestly in shock about how much less dysphoric I feel about my body! I look at myself, smooth like polished stone and think “if a classical sculptor rendered my body out of marble, people would think it were a good looking statue”.

Someone come up with a picture, I want to see just how off this particular delusion is.
 
Nowadays, the libs absolutely would've wanted those episodes, because why would you have black and Asian characters if you aren't going to capitalize on it and just make them normal people? This is why they don't understand why so many normies hate 'the message'. The 90s had diversity, but only a few Very Special Episodes pointed a finger to it; the rest of the time, the diverse characters were just regular characters. They didn't preach at us or anything, just exposed us to different people and ideas.
I'm much more familiar with the 2000s, but even then, I have a vague memory of the diversity themed episodes being a little cringey and somewhat preachy, but nothing obnoxious like what we have now. It was kind of like a "Oh, let's be friends despite our differences" from my poor memory compared to whatever the fuck they are going on with reparations in some cartoons. The 90s weren't hell, but to them, hearing a few slurs like faggot, retard, and tranny makes them want to kill themselves. It made those trashy shows back then more real compared to the preachiness that gets played on shows.
Autistic.
Doesn't like capitalism.
It's always both of those.. I remember Danny Phantom from when I was a kid, makes sense she attaches to him due to Peter Pan syndrome.
 
This one's a month old, but we missed it and it's never too late. 8)

He's just a cartoon character, but looking at him can evoke gender envy.
I'm an old fart who never heard of him before, so I had to look him up to get what the problem was.
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Ninety one replies, all of them 100% serious I tell you. :lit:

Edited to add:
Follow up. Did a deep dive into her profile.
This pic is from three years ago and seems to be before transition.
Not bad looking. Definitely female.
Archive link
Other discoveries:
Autistic.
Doesn't like capitalism.
Lives in Asheville NC. If you know the place you're not surprised.

Danny Phantom as gender goals?

To quote the petunias, oh no, not again.

It's always both of those.. I remember Danny Phantom from when I was a kid, makes sense she attaches to him due to Peter Pan syndrome.

Danny Phantom is very popular with pooners (especially on Tumblr). Or, perhaps more accurately, his civilian identity Danny Fenton. Who is just a 14 year old boy, per the theme song. Their “evidence” is as shaky as you’d expect. If they’re not the ones trying to insist that he’s a pooner himself, then they are the ones trying to skinwalk him. If anything, I’m surprised there hasn’t been a pooner Randy Stair equivalent yet.
 
Enjoy your male genes making it all grow back the next morning, "Jack". :story:
Does that retard think women are all permashaven?
He should take a look at some chicks with arab genes. There's a reason why arabs developed sugar waxing.
Hell I have seen white women that just let their legs go in winter and those sure look more like the legs of an unusually short trucker.
 
Isn't it nice when no one plays along with your delusions?

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They are so sheltered, aren't they? These are the people who claim they are targeted and suffer persecution, violence and genocide.

Introspection time fellow transphobes. :P
I have said it before - perhaps not in these exact words, but I have, and I'll probably say that again; I have never seen a movement that claim to be something they are not while being exactly what they claim they are against, to the extent that the trans movement does it. I have never seen a movement that use abusive husband tactics to this extent - gaslighting, DARVO, emotional manipulation. I have never seen something that is so close to 1948' Orwell - not the aspect of surveillance and the total control of the government over its people, but in the sense of forcing you to believe in lies while you can see with your own eyes the truth right there in front of you in real time (you see that's a man and they tell you that's a woman), and the aspect of Newspeech, changing the definitions of words constantly, the manipulative and contradictory ideology, rewriting history to fit current narrative, etc.

In addition, two unbelievable things happen at once - on one hand, they somehow took over the scientific community, medical field, psychology field, sociology field, the media, social media, parts of the internet, managed to change policies and make laws that benefit them and their ideology, basically got to the point that they such a strong hold on society somehow that you can't say anything against them without being a transphobe Nazi who support their genocide. On the other hand, so many people sleep on it all. There are entire demographics that simply don't understand what the big deal is - they are such small minority, live and let live, why do you occupy yourself with this, why do you care about this so much, how much this really effect your life? And I am not talking about TRA who gaslight us here, but about your average boomer or 50 years old person who is busy with kids, elderly parents, work, life, has no time to be on the internet much if at all, and so thinks of trannies as if it's 1999 or something. Very fringe minority, they don't really bother anyone, etc., so why are you so obsessed with it?

I don't know, it's like witnessing a major disaster in real time that is still happening and some people tell you there is no disaster at all, what are you talking about, and other tell you it's just not a big deal, authorities tell you it's all great while only contributing to the disaster more somehow, meanwhile you see thousands and thousands of injured, dead and people who have lost everything. Honestly, it had changed my view on the world so much, and only for the worst. Much much worst. I was a much happier person before.

Welcome relief for dysphoria.
With troons it's always an L, even when they say they feel good. 8)

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Dude gonna have a major dysphoria in the morning.

Does that retard think women are all permashaven?
He should take a look at some chicks with arab genes. There's a reason why arabs developed sugar waxing.
Hell I have seen white women that just let their legs go in winter and those sure look more like the legs of an unusually short trucker.
Body hair was the bane of my existence for many many years. It's only now that I have gone through sufficient laser treatments (I am one of the lucky ones that is eligible for it and can pay the cost at this point of my life) that I can finally let go. The hair doesn't stop growing altogether, but it grows far more slowly and thinly, so I don't have to do so much about it. Before that, it was a constant, daily, painful and annoying battle which I think men can't really understand. Like, you know how you shave your beard? So like this, but all over the body, and you are not allowed to grow it out all, to have beard stubbles, or a 5 o'clock shadow, it has to be completed smooth. Also in some parts it's much more painful and much less easy to remove the hair. Seriously, it's a pain and it's annoying, and god forbid you forgot one morning to shave your armpits, men look at you like you are some disgusting beast and haram.

Anyway, I can go on and on about this lol, but I'll just say this, this is one thing that I can really understand about pooners, how they grow their body hair and relish on it. This is such a freeing feeling not to have to deal with this shit all the fucking time, and I bet there is some pleasurable defiance "fuck you" feeling to society involved as well. However this is stupid because they don't actually say fuck you to society, they still conform to it and adhere its rules, they just "turn" themselves into men, and men can have body hair. You have done nothing but being the biggest slaves to society norms, pooners. Don't poon out, girls. It isn't worth it.
 
Introspection time fellow transphobes. :P
For me, it's a combination of morbid fascination and uncharitable laughing at retards.
My political degenerophobia is not enough to explain my presence at KF.
I think troons just have something in their head that overrides the initial response of laughter at men dressed as women, whether it is horny or just not recognizing it. Maybe it's easier to explain it to them if they were told they were like looking at the Wayon's brothers in White Chicks.

The other reason is because trans women tend to demand to be the center of the converstation. The autistic ones who don't leave the house don't get that, they and their friends on discord try to hide so much - this is because they're autistic and projecting themselves onto all other trans women. The ones that self center are usually in denial since they think they don't get enough attention in the first place. Then they get mad if you put any evidence out that they do, and turn it back on you saying you the transphobe made it all about them by picking on them. There's no winning, just pointing and laughing at non-whiteface white "chicks".
 
Welcome relief for dysphoria.
With troons it's always an L, even when they say they feel good. 8)

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Being obsessed with hair removal isn’t that unusual for troons.
the troon takeover of r/twoxchromosomes would be funny if it wasn't so goddamn sad.
I mean... TWO X Chromosomes should be the requirement to post. The troons have similar requirements in r/trans and r/mtf r/ftm and their other 800 subs; troons and poons and enbys only (depending on which sub.) So why the hell is that a one way street? Why do the women have to tolerate troons in 2X?
 
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I have a job where sometimes i have to go outside and inspect vehicles. Today, right when the lunch rush hit, I had a transaction for which a brief inspection was required. Bit of a walk. Not a big deal. What makes this particular transaction creepy was that during the walk he told me multiple times "you are very beautiful" and once even asked "how old are you?" To which i responded "i'd prefer not to answer" y'know your standard unprovoked comments. I just turned 29 the other day, but i probably look 25 on the right day. I pass most of the time, even with voice, but if you stare at my crotch for long enough you could probably figure things out.

Anyway, once i get to the car and start looking at a few things, his buddy jumps out of the car and says the same creepy comments "oh you are so beautiful" which, whatever I'll handle it until they leave and just ignore it. I noticed they didn't have a particular thing that I needed so I started explaining to them that they need to get a certain certificate before I can go any further. They start arguing with me. There was a bit of a language barrier, I don't speak Spanish. Part way through the arguing his buddy goes "you lady?" And I responded truthfully "yes" then his buddy starts going "no lady" "no lady" i go "yes lady" he says "no lady" and I just got fed up and said "you need the certificate, here's your papers back" and just walked away.

I just don't get how you can go from "you are so beautiful" to "no lady". I didn't ask for either. Shut the fuck up.
What probably happened is that you dress like a prostitute, like every other tranny does, thought you were an easy catch and then realized why that is.
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Idk if this is an uneducated question by why are people so averse to dating trans folks? It can’t simply be preference (bi and pan people are a large group of people, so the genital preference thing kind of makes no sense to me there). Is there an idea that we are more difficult or more effort to date and love? Idk
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You know what doesn't weird out normal men and women? Other normal men and women.
 
Not quite a lady of lavender and lace: this tranny finds that after fucking with his hormonal panel for aesthetics, he's developed quite a notable odor, yet still tries to chalk it up to anxiety instead of, well, messing with what should not be messed with. Ah, troons and smelliness - name a more iconic duo!
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Girlsmell this, girlsmell that. No, I just stink, please help.

I've been on E for 8 months now, and since starting my armpits sweat so much more, and i think they smell significantly worse. I've heard people say their smell changes for the better, or goes away entirely, but so far I've had the opposite effect and I'd really like some help. I've tried antiperspirant but it just makes me sweat more and runs more.
I never sweated like this before E, and I don't know why its started now. I exercise very regularly and am in good shape, maybe even slightly better than I was before E. My diet and sleep are better than they've been in years. My hygiene is also significantly better. Maybe I'm just missing something but I've had no major lifestyle changes within the last year besides starting e.
I would really love some advice on how to sweat less/protect my tops from sweat marks because its getting embarrassing and frustrating, and i'm also curious to know if others have had this happen to them.
edit: come to think about it the other change is the one that comes with being out as trans, which is that I am a lot more anxious when leaving the house. This pre-departure anxiety is often when the sweat really kicks in, and then I have nasty sweat marks on the top I spent half an hour agonizing over, which then makes me more anxious, and then more sweaty, and its a whole vicious cycle.
Bouncer blues: a MTF somehow finds a way to feel sorry for himself and vaguely horny after working security for a roller derby event with lesbians present. Posts like this make me think that there is no job available in a social society that trannies should work, because how fucking creepy is this?
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I'm at my security job, and this roller derby event is making me dysphoric as hell.

So I have a security job and I just began my shift. I'm at a roller derby events and I've never wanted to leave so badly. I see all these beautiful lesbians with their hair, tattoos, etc. and a lot of them are either there with their partner or friends. I see all the competitors having fun and they all just seem like a fun bunch of women. I'm seeing transgender flags and some people expressing support. But I feel just so dysphoric knowing I will never be a lesbian. I can get tattoos and I enjoy coloring my hair and all that, but it won't beat the feeling of being a woman who loves women.
I can imagine these gals making out with each other and having a sleepover after every competition.
I'm not looking for the dopamine. That's just sounds like a human experience that I will never have. I'm just too ugly I don't pass and I've been looking for a cis woman GF just so I can make out with a soft angelic face 😞
Failing to save a princess in her castle: a "stealth" TiF is torn apart inside because instead of taking up the sword for a thieving tranny that her coworkers mocked, she hid in her fox-hole malding about it. Somehow even though she clocked this MTF immediately, she is under the impression she herself remains undetected. Ironic!
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WWYD? Work / Stealth navigating coworkers making transphobic comments

So I’ve been working at this job for a few months and actually quite enjoy it and most of everyone I work with. I went in as stealth and so far so good, I’ve told one coworker who I trust and one of them connected the dots because she has a cousin who is a trans man and noticed things most people don’t. I’m sure some people are questioning me but, nobody has asked or made comments about it to me or to the two coworkers who do know.
Fast forward to last night right before closing, some customers came in and were… not sober and had sticky fingers. This isn’t uncommon and typically follows with jokes over the internal comms system which I typically keep my mouth shut about and ignore. But this night was different because, as soon as I saw one of the customers I knew she was trans femme. I hoped, truly hoped nobody would say anything about it because it wasn’t relevant to them taking things or being very visibly under the influence. I hoped they’d just let that go unmentioned but, unfortunately not. One of the guys in the back hopped on the mic and said “[Managers name] I’m not even sure anymore that this one is a chick” and of course I knew immediately what this would lead to. Let’s just say it’s exactly what you would assume, an array of ignorant and transphobic comments made over the comms system by everyone there aside from myself and one of the coworkers who I’m out to.
To make it worse they started saying these comments directly to her face. Calling her “man” and “brother” and “dude” etc while asking her to leave the store (not because she was trans but because at this point the doors were supposed to have been locked and they were keeping us over) and after she left they were gloating about what they were saying to her and hyping each other up about it.
I had my finger on the button. I had my mouth open multiple times because I wanted so badly to say something and call them out on it and tell them to stop and that it wasn’t okay. But, I didn’t because I knew it could lead to me being outed and clearly I am not safe with everyone at work, including some of the management.

I came home and told my partner, and he was understandably livid and told me I need to report it. But, even anonymously, they’d know someone ratted them out and there were only a handful of us there that night, it wouldn’t be hard for them to realize it was me. I was shaking and visibly angry but just kept my mouth shut. I also don’t think reporting them would actually end in any repercussions aside from a slap on the wrist so, the risk likely would be for basically no gain. Best case they just consider me a rat, worst case they realize I’m trans too. One of my coworkers agrees, as does my mom. Telling another manager would also out me, even if it’s a manager I trust to be accepting, I know word would inevitably spread and I’d be outed.
So WWYD? Would you have taken the risk and spoken up in the moment? Would you report it or just move on and report if they do it again? I’m equally mad at myself for not defending her, but I needed to protect myself as well. It’s really eating away at me now and I don’t know if I made the right decision and if it’s worth reporting, knowing I’ll likely be fully outed to my entire team. But I feel so guilty for not defending her 😞
Another case of a poon assuming she passes better than she does: this one writes about how despite going by only her initial, her coworkers seemingly figured out her legal name. Her solution? Simply writing over it with pen! What a transgender solution to a transgender problem!
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What would you do in this situation? (long post)

So my manager usually prints-out the good reviews we get from customers and hangs it with our names on it.
I go by 'D' everywhere in work, name tag, schedule, between co-workers/mangers. However it isn't my legal name and the cashier system takes only the legal name, so if you see the receipt I give you, you will see my legal name on it. I'm fine with that to be honest (I still haven't found a name I feel I belong to, long story lol)
So I had two different reviews/papers one is with 'D' and the other one is with my legal name, so I asked my manger if I can draw a line over it and keep the first letter 'D' only (my legal name starts with D), and she said sure and explained why it's like this etc (I appreciated that from her).
HOWEVER, yesterday I just saw that there is someone who wrote with pen (handwriting) my legal name again! I was so confused, like why? I mean this is no doubt intentional thing... because why would someone change it back? Like there is no reason for that at all.
I'm stealth in work (as far as I know lol), however I think they suspect that I'm either trans or gay because I was asked before by former co-workers if I'm gay,
it was so weird situation. But the point is I never mentioned I'm trans man in any way to anyone/employer.
I'm not sure who did it (I suspect some new co-worker though), I don't want to make it a big deal but in the same time I want to say something about it especially I'm not being treated well in work by co-workers, I want to draw a line. I was thinking to erase the name they wrote.What do you all think?
Easy target: an autistic TiF met some girls at a Pride event only to be roasted severely by one of them as soon as her (likely more trans-positive) friend left them alone. There is sincerely no one worse at determining their own passability than FTMs - wait, no, HSTS "trutrans" MTFs beat them out by a very, very slim margin.
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Was told that everyone know I’m trans at an lgbtq pride event

So basically last night I went to an event for lgbtq teens and it was like a nice dinner a few performances and dancing so basically when I got there I met these two girls and they were extremely nice to me fast forward I little farther into the night and one of the girls put her hand on my back to move me out of the way dive I didn't see that some kids were walking by behind us and she felt that I had a binder under my shirt and then she said "it's ok barely anybody can tell" so I was pretty happy so the other girl who I'm gonna call girl number two wasn't there she was in the bathroom when that happened and I was like ok that's good cause at least she doesn't know yet. I thought that the girls were just super nice and I was happy because I struggle to make friends and then later everything kinda fell apart girl number two left and the one that found out I was trans stayed with me then she proceeded to start misgendering everyone calling trans people an it and saying everyone could tell I was trans and started also saying mean things to me because I was wearing earplugs (I have sensory processing disorder)
A "gay trans guy" (read: heterosexual female), despite having a body covered in self-harm scars, autism and other social disabilities, doesn't know why she keeps striking out on Grindr. She might have more luck if she bit the bullet and dated other FTMs, but even she states she's "not really interested in T4T" (trans4trans).
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loneliness

Using a throwaway for this because I frankly find it quite embarrassing. I'm sure this sort of thing gets posted fairly frequently.
I'm almost 30 and I've never been in a relationship nor do I have avenues to find one. I transitioned in my mid-twenties, and while a few people showed interest in me before I transitioned, it was very few and since transitioning it's dropped to zero. I'm also autistic; I've put a lot of work into developing my social skills to make up for my social disabilities. I have really strong friendships, which I'm grateful for, as well as a wide social network. I'm considered pretty likeable and popular, and I'm very involved in my community. I've had pretty serious mental illness for my entire life, and I put a lot of effort into managing those with professional support. It does however mean that I have quite intense scarring on a lot of my body.
All the advice on this stuff says to focus on other things, like career and friends and hobbies. I've done all these things - I got my PhD last year, I have strong friendships, and I have a lot of hobbies at varying skill levels. Again, I'm very grateful for all these things.

I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do at this point. I meet new people fairly frequently and none of them are romantically interested in me. I've tried the apps only to swipe through every available option and get absolutely no matches. I'll occasionally have grindr hookups but they never evolve into anything. I've been on a couple of dates from grindr but they invariably end with explicit rejection or being ghosted. If I'm honest it's pretty devastating and demoralising. I'm gay but also not really interested in T4T, which I feel guilty about on its own.
I'm not really sure what I'm meant to do at this point. Despite having a lot of friendships I'm really lonely and it's only getting worse as I get older. Even my ftm friends with similar experiences to me can't relate because they're in relationships. Where I live people tend to settle down pretty young so the dating pool is pretty small, even though it's a big city, and it's only going to keep getting smaller. I've done everything I can think of but it can't fix the fundamental problem that no one is interested in me.
 
It made those trashy shows back then more real compared to the preachiness that gets played on shows.
I think this is why so much TV is terrible nowadays. Studios are willing to throw much more money at the turds they blast into living rooms (or basements) in the hopes that it makes up for the terrible way any messages are presented. The shows nowadays are stale, and everyone can tell that the characters' interactions are fake and gay. A prime (movie) example is the Home Alone remake. The McCallister family was awful, but they felt real. The new family that Disney gave us felt manufactured. The characters aren't allowed to let loose and be truly awful people because they might go too far.
If they’re not the ones trying to insist that he’s a pooner himself, then they are the ones trying to skinwalk him.
I've noticed that all trannies, but especially pooners, latch onto whatever their headcanon is and won't tolerate anyone reminding them that their fantasy is an internal fanfiction only. I think we all have headcanons, but only the truly autistic insist that their headcanon is actually a hidden truth that they're revealing for the world.

And, yeah, the skinwalking thing is weird. They all do it, though.
 
Why don't these people ever consider that their movement will always be dead because the average person simply does not want it? We have made great leaps in equality in regards to stuff like race and sexuality because most people recognize that those things either aren't choices or can be easily ignored. They have to "justify" their identity because most people don't believe it and don't want to put up with the disaster troons are trying to create. This recent attempt to force representation into politics and media was done because there was no other way to get a platform that they are quickly losing.

The trans movement will always be DoA because most people don't want mentally deranged perverts leeching off of healthcare programs.
 
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