Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dimension Sniper]

Nick keeps salivating over the specific dollar amounts he could win in various imaginary lawsuits

6 figures from Kandy Yoshi county, $6k from Hardin/Josh

He also made the interrupt chat price a measley $5

Methinks the superchats, supertips, and his grandparents no longer cover all the bills and he's in trouble

Dead on. This is how financially irresponsible people talk about their future business ventures. He fucked it all up and he knows it's not coming back.

 

[Milkshake Sniffer]

It shouldn't be a violation. It's not a criminal charge.

Presumably the more interesting aspect would be the conduct that led to a restraining order and whether that constitutes a crime with all the caveats about the standard to which that conduct has to be shown to to get a restraining order being far less than that required for a criminal conviction?

It really is wild to see a former attorney being this smug about an ongoing case. He should know as well as anyone that you never really know the outcome until everything is over.

It's been a theme of his since before "the Fall". The Vic Mignogna coverage was full of it.

To be fair I don't doubt that this approach is popular with viewers. It's a cliche that lawyers love using euphemisms when asked, by the paying client, about the likely outcome of a case. You have a case, you have a good case, it's an arguable case, you have a sporting chance, you have a reasonable case, you should win, you're likely to win &c. And clients hate it because of course it's meaningless and often push for something that at least sounds more precise like a percentage. Of course when the case is lost after the lawyer said there was a 90% chance of success the lawyer is not wrong; that client was just in the unlucky 10%. A wiser man than I once told me that you should always add in a fudge factor of between 10% and 25% for "litigation risk" and there was a time in Britbongistan when the Court of Appeal was regarded by the profession as so unpredictable as to justify a 25% fudge factor even on what should be a dead cert.

With Nick he also freely comments in the same way on his own legal woes. It's accepted wisdom not to comment at all on your own ongoing cases but Nick nose better as he does with so many things. Again it's a longstanding thing with him. He declared inevitable victory with his Cuck/Duck Dynasty mini-saga. When it didn't go as predicted Nick just stopped talking about it and, as far as I saw, got away with that one.

One of the big problems is that when a lawyer (or any other expert in a particular field) says what will happen and it doesn't happen, credibility takes a knock. Specific circumstances may make that unfair but patterns are patterns and life ain't fair. If the lawyer declares with absolute certainty what will happen and it doesn't that just makes the impact on credibility all the greater.

 

[Melty Butter]

Rekieta Notables - Karen Read Thoughts, About That Body Cam Footage, We Finish Breakfast?

TL;DR: Top live viewers 900 in a 3.5 hour stream. Weird mix of vitriol at the Farms and, later, humor with Cooking with Kurt. Pretty frayed and tired. New tats was shown and various personal details revealed, including information about his grandfather's trust. Plenty of push back by chats. Nick was not amused.

Note 1: This post does NOT include any coverage of the bodycam drama as that's been excellently clipped and explained upthread by @Sneed on Cloud 9's multiple posts.This is primarily Nick's random remarks, personal details, etc.

Note 2: There was some Supertip news as follows. (@Third World Aristocrat & @daffodils, you may be interested)

• He claims to have made $12K since starting Supertips on "May 1". (He's wrong on the date. He started Supertips on April 19.) I do not know if that gross or net after the 10% for Melton.
• By my calculations that's $12K/38 streams = $315.00/stream. Seems a tad high but mostly in line with Third World Aristocrat's posts with the electronic a-logging.
• For funsies, I manually tracked Supertips for this 3.5 hour stream (shorter than Read). It totaled $171.20 in 26 unique Supertips.

Supertip of Note:

Seems like he's skating pretty close to defamation per se.

Spoiler: Notes and Screencaps Chronologically

- It's his half birthday which he usually celebrates due to his Xmas week real birthday. (Doesn't sound like they did so this year.)

- Lesco Brandon complained about being banned and Nick could not find evidence of it.

- Said his first born was in the NICU for three days; he almost lost his mind; he has a nephew who was in the NICU for 2 months during COVID

- Someone asked about Drex. Nick: "I have no control over that situation at all"

- He has 3 prerecorded videos coming out soon but he "rage quit" when trying to make the thumnails bc ChatGPT wouldn't make a "three panel comic in widescreen format".

- Admits he's bad at doing shorts. He made $8.00 on them last month. He plans to incorporate more into his "work flow" because they're helpful to push longer content.

- Joked about strangling your wife. "You just wrap your fingers around that bitch's neck and squeeze!"

- Details of his new tat:


- Also, lots of arm grasping during the steam. Not sure if it was nervousness or something else. Also, cut your nails, Nick. Most feminine hand ever.


- He admits that he's not an expert in coke. @AltisticRight, this might amuse you considering all your science posts.

- Does a "WHOA BUDDY!" in PPP voice.

- VectorMedia sent in a Superchat/Rumblerant calling Nick out for all of his degeneracy. Nick banned him/her. (I didn't catch the chat before it disappeared.) Nick was pissed.

- Ranked his law school vs Kurt's (University of Akron). Kurt's was better.

- He thinks Kurt looks like Last Boss of Rickeo (sp?). (I have no idea what this is.)


- Clarifies that Kurt is 44 yo.

- Denies being a trust fund child; repeats story of growing up middle class. He said his grandfather had a residuary clause and that there were 19 people who were named as recipients. He said it didn't matter anyway because all the money went to his grandmother.

- He shamed Kurt for his dirty, cluttered kitchen. (Uhhhhh.)

- Using Playboard, he compared his recent views (1.2M) with Kurt's (2M) but the dates didn't line up exactly.

- A chat called him out for getting blow jobs on screen from a "married hooker". Nick laughed it off.

- Said he gave advice to Kurt on how to find a partner back when they were friends.

- Mentioned knowing Ryan Long (unrelated to the Sophie Long thing from what I can tell) who is associated with the Diddy trial? (I wasn't following.)

- Open to doing another Big Brain panel.

- Thinks Dax is going to be a great dad.

- He may stream Tuesday (today).

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Aaron is correct here. I never bought the zoolimuniati stuff. I grew up in a small town and he's dead on. I'd rather live in a small town than a big city but they do shit like this all the time. The one I grew up in covered a rape that a prominent member's son committed.

I thought the Zoolumunati was just a meme name for the typical small town cover up bullshit?

 

[Horrified Bystander]

The Big Problem for Josh

"The camera footage never, ever entered the court."

This contemptible faggot is making me wanna fedpost. His OWN fucking lawyer submitted it as ebidance to try and get his crack whore’s charges dropped. Holy shit what world is he living in?

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Even if this nigger went through a divorce, lost the house, the kids and only had double digit viewers remaining, he would still be using any minor victory in court to claim to be the winner in spite of it all.

Sure Nick, you're winning

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Supertip of Note:

Seems like he's skating pretty close to defamation per se.

For his own sanity, Kurt isn't watching any of Nick's stuff. So even if there is defamation, he won't know about it anyway.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Yes, that's new. And yeah it's fucking nuts but it's Nick we're talking about.

We need a running Rekieta "Enemy List" at this point with all the random accusations he's started throwing around. Off the top of my head,

- Aaron
- Null
- Kurt
- Keanu/Geno
- Sean
- Judge Pussy Liquor
- Monty
- The Nanny
- Mystery Court Clerk/MNPR
- Elissa
- Momma K
- Kayla
- Kayla's Family
- His Kids (Especially the one he Chokeslamed)
- The Chiropractor Receptionist
- Yellowflash
- LegalMindset
- LegalBytes & her husband
- Kalea
- Faran

 

[USAroXX]

Dead on. This is how financially irresponsible people talk about their future business ventures. He fucked it all up and he knows it's not coming back.

yeah?
Well my dad works at Microsoft.

Retard Logic

Had the sheriff distributed cell phone data they downloaded addict might have a privacy claim BUT Bodycam is public.
Sorry swinger

 

[RotPockets]

I don’t know why, but Nick’s smugness invokes a kind of nigger rage I didn’t think was possible. It’s his absolute refusal to accept that he did anything wrong and he did NOT fuck up his whole life that just rubs people the wrong way.

I’ve only seen like 2-3 people who invoke this kind of nigger rage. Wings of Redemption is one of them, and DSP is another. They refuse to believe they did anything wrong and they will continue to refuse to accept responsibility for their lives. Add onto that, though, the fact that Nick has 5 kids in the mix whose lives are irreparably damaged by his decisions, and it just brings me to a new level of MATI that I didn’t think possible.

If Rekieta’s father had any testosterone left he would have beat Nick to death the moment Balldo entered puberty, just like Nick failed at attempting to do to his own kids but without the limp wrists and noodle arms.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Did Rekieta become a mouth-breather after abusing so many different intranasal drugs? He huffs into the microphone constantly — this is just a short highlight of this:

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Did Rekieta become a mouth-breather after abusing so many different intranasal drugs? He huffs into the microphone constantly — this is just a short highlight of this:
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You made a video of him that's actually less annoying to watch than hearing his nasally voice.
But yes, he is now a mouth breather in reality as well as metaphorically.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Look, whether Nick’s reasoning for us not getting the cam footage is accurate, I don’t think we are getting that footage. I think the judge will side with the county.

We expect the county to do that. It likely will be an appellate case and possibly a Minnesota Supreme Court case if and only if Nick shuts up or nuts up.

Iirc regardless of if you believe them correcting the record was correct, they didn’t consult the third party Mr. Moon represented by Mr. Hardin. It’s a procedural thing, but I am not a lawyer. Null effectively was acting like a journalist during the Jodie Arias trial or the Duke Lacrosse false rape allegations. On behalf of public interest Mudraker Moon intervened. It’s literally the consent meme, but Null and Hardin unironically have to be heard before shit happens. I might be wrong, but I am not sure if just flat out wrong or only slightly retarded wrong. @AnOminous @waffle @Potentially Criminal would likely be able to correct me.

 

[Vibralldo]

Did Rekieta become a mouth-breather after abusing so many different intranasal drugs? He huffs into the microphone constantly — this is just a short highlight of this:
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Remember:
Cocaine is awesome and has no negative side effects

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

We need a running Rekieta "Enemy List" at this point with all the random accusations he's started throwing around. Off the top of my head,

- Aaron
- Null
- Kurt
- Keanu/Geno
- Sean
- Judge Pussy Liquor
- Monty
- The Nanny
- Mystery Court Clerk/MNPR
- Elissa
- Momma K
- Kayla
- Kayla's Family
- His Kids (Especially the one he Chokeslamed)
- The Chiropractor Receptionist

You forgot the Ceiling Cats.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Hold the fuck up, this narcissistic faggot really has people celebrate his HALF birthday? Of all the stupid and horrifying things this man as admitted to, that honestly might take the cake (ba'dum'tss) in terms of how pathetic of a person he is to me.

 

[Melty Butter]

We need a running Rekieta "Enemy List" at this point with all the random accusations he's started throwing around. Off the top of my head,

Add:
- Yellowflash
- LegalMindset
- LegalBytes & her husband
- Kalea
- Faran

 

[RotPockets]

We expect the county to do that. It likely will be an appellate case and possibly a Minnesota Supreme Court case if and only if Nick shuts up or nuts up.

The first appeal was just asking the same exact judge “are you sure?”. It would be less likely for him to immediately say he was wrong than for him to say he was in the right. The judge was only reaffirming his own decision that he just made. It’s the least meaningful and most expected outcome possible at this stage. As a judge even if he knows he is wrong, he still has to be wrong with conviction.

 

[AnOminous]

This doesn't make a lick of sense, why would Hardin pursue this pro bono & under his own name rather than Nulls if it's just Josh's' demand for "frivolous action", surely he'd put Nulls name on it and make him pay through the nose for such action - Nicks saying that Hardin is willfully damaging his own reputation on a case he knows he cannot win.

Nick is a weak faggot who tries to bully, cajole and bribe (usually with cocaine) other people to do his dirty work all the time, so he assumes everyone else operates that way. He can't conceive of anyone not being the absolute piece of shit he is, because he'd fall to pieces otherwise, realizing he is the lowest of the low and should take his Rustang out for a spin and crash head-on into a bridge abutment.

 

[Vibralldo]

I thought the Zoolumunati was just a meme name for the typical small town cover up bullshit?

The theory is that Rekieta's family donated a lot of money for a zoo in Kandy Yoshi county that became a major source of tourism revenue (this part I think is true) and that because of it Nick is an untouchable (I don't think that's true)

I think it's far more likely that the court either did an off the record deal with Nick to seal the bodycam footage if he cooperated, the county thinks it'd be a major embarrassment to have a drug den like Rekieta's get out there, or general small town sheriff's office laziness. Possibly a combination of the 3.