Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

The hot tub shit. The face licking. Nick's obsession with goo. The acting like a scorned (gay) lover.

You just reminded me that, well over a year ago, I posted a quote from Nick about how much he enjoys touching people to make them uncomfortable. That boast hits different now that we know Nick’s young daughter was dosed with Nick’s cocaine.

Beyond just having zero use for normative boundaries between humans, Nick gets off on the dominance he feels when interacting with other people’s bodies without consent. The fact that he insisted on doing it on camera, with a live audience, is even more twisted.

Celeste and Bob, you fucked this one up real good.

 

[Swole McPole]

He's Ralph in every way that matters

Especially in his weight. If anything, Rekieta might be fatter than Ralph nowadays. How in God's name will he manage to squeeze a Hot Topics belt around that enormous swollen gut?

He needs to lose somewhere between 20 and 40 lb to get down to the kind of weight that will attract a man like Aaron Imholte again. Exercise and diet won't be enough though, He needs to go the pharmacology route.

Nick, I understand that cocaine has worked for you in the past? I'll prescribe a gram a day to start with, increasing the dose as necessary.

If your probation officer asks, just tell her it's medicstion, prescribed for your ED by an unlicenced physicians on Kiwifarms. (It's a bit like taking legal advice from an unlicenced lawyer. The quality of the practice isn't necessarily related to the licence. You can get terrible advice from somebody with a licence and vice versa.)

Anyway, I'll write you a script:

Rx Cocaine, 1000mg (One Thousand Milligrams) daily.
Twenty eight days supply. 28,000,g (Twenty eight grams.)
Use as directed
Signed: Dr Swole McPole

Just present this prescription to your local unlicenced pharmacist, along with a big fat wedge of cash. He might want to check you aren't wearing a wire, but you'll enjoy being frisked by those big nigger hands.

Congratulations on taking that first step towards a better life. That'll be $500.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick in this Literal Who's chat at 3:30am, he "just woke up"

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Vindictive Nick dealing with his forced sobriety in a healthy way.

Who's life? Keanu?

 

[Lurking9e9]

"NICK HAS ALREADY WON!" & "His nose is fine!"
And yes, I checked. This isn't a troll account.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

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"NICK HAS ALREADY WON!" & "His nose is fine!"
And yes, I checked. This isn't a troll account.

Nick *should* be embarrassed by how incredibly stupid his fans are, but I know he likes them that way.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick *should* be embarrassed by how incredibly stupid his fans are, but I know he likes them that way.

What matters to Nick more than anything is being perceived as cool. He knows his remaining supporters are all loser morons and I’m positive he resents them for it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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"NICK HAS ALREADY WON!" & "His nose is fine!"
And yes, I checked. This isn't a troll account.

"Nick is sober" doubtful
"Avoided all jail time" No. He's still on the hook.
"Kept his wife and kids" Much to his irritation
"Kept his dream job" Streams to 1% of his former viewerbase, his reputation is shattered.
"Stopped the bodycam footage" Lol no

This is some extreme level of copium.

 

[Captain Manning]

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"NICK HAS ALREADY WON!" & "His nose is fine!"
And yes, I checked. This isn't a troll account.

What I don't understand, and will likely never understand, is why people watch him for Karen Read coverage when they could be watching Emily Baker, or somebody like that.

When he had the panel coverage during Depp and Rittenhouse, okay. His channel was a hot item then. It was like a one stop shop. But now?

It makes no goddamned sense why anybody clings to him now. None whatsoever.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

What I don't understand, and will likely never understand, is why people watch him for Karen Read coverage when they could be watching Emily Baker, or somebody like that.

When he had the panel coverage during Depp and Rittenhouse, okay. He channel was a hot item then. But now?

It makes no goddamned sense why anybody clings to him now. None whatsoever.

Well... why does DSP still have any people who unironically watch him?

I guess it's more on their level of intelligence.

 

[PrestonHolt]

What I don't understand, and will likely never understand, is why people watch him for Karen Read coverage when they could be watching Emily Baker, or somebody like that.

A lot of people left around him hate's women and fat guys as much as Nick does (hence selfhate, he's a fat woman). But for real, I do belive most of people who are still by his side are literally retarded woman haters, so they rather listen to Nick being wrong than someone they hate being right,

 

[TertiaryObjective]

What I don't understand, and will likely never understand, is why people watch him for Karen Read coverage when they could be watching Emily Baker, or somebody like that.

When he had the panel coverage during Depp and Rittenhouse, okay. Hid channel was a hot item then. It was like a one stop shop. But now?

It makes no goddamned sense why anybody clings to him now. None whatsoever.

Horny wine moms who think psychos are hot.

 

[Captain Manning]

Well... why does DSP still have any people who unironically watch him?

I don't get that either.

Or Ralph.
Or Spoony.
Or <insert name here>

I suppose no streamer ever truly dies, until they just outright stop streaming, but I always find the remnants that stick around fascinating.

 

[AltisticRight]

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"NICK HAS ALREADY WON!" & "His nose is fine!"
And yes, I checked. This isn't a troll account.

This is the same illiterate retard that posted a study which debunked skelly's glove fantasy.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Well... why does DSP still have any people who unironically watch him?

In DSP's case it's because they are literally actually seriously retarded.

In Nick's case, its all weird incel rednecks or weirdos or wine moms who picked Nick as their streamer of choice when he was a traddad and now simply lack the motivation to find a new streamer to follow because they can fix him and he's just misunderstood.

But anybody who was normal abandoned him, so you can't think too hard about it. You're only dealing with the most subhuman dregs of his initial fan base. The true bottom 0.02% of his subscribers.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Nick *should* be embarrassed by how incredibly stupid his fans are, but I know he likes them that way.

If you check his most recent vid, every single comment is carefully curated to only be ass-sucking praise. He's moderating his comment section more aggressively than DSP or Chantal during even their most narcissistic story arcs.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Since Keanu and Gabe are now fighting over Ethan Ralph, I decided to check in on Keanu's stream for any updates, instead I was greeted with this:

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Why'd she bother with Gabe Hoffman when she can get a name like Michael Richards on the show?

 

[daffodils]

Who's life? Keanu?

Someone named Ashley that KarmicX seems to have a love-hate relationship with. Nick is pretending to be an unstoppable womanizer again.

Nick in this Literal Who's chat at 3:30am, he "just woke up"

He's not a literal who, he's a supertips superstar. Unlike some people.

 

[Briareus]

Or Spoony.

I imagine the cope with Spoony's fans runs close to the cope Rekieta fans have: that he might someday see the light, turn around his dumb ways and go back to that which made them fans in the first place.

Spoony at least has somewhat of a new lease, he regularly streams (or did anyway) with the actor who played the main guy from Phantasmagoria 2, they play old games together and his witty riffy nature shines through at times.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Someone named Ashley that KarmicX seems to have a love-hate relationship with. Nick is pretending to be an unstoppable womanizer again.


He's not a literal who, he's a supertips superstar. Unlike some people.
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Nick probably has more subs than everyone on Supertips combined but can't even reach top 5 on donos

 

[Gorton Colu]

He's exploring uncharted territories of polysubstance abuse. Mixing booze with cocaine creates cocaethylene which no doubt he tested positive for. It's highly toxic and bad for all the vital organs, but what's wrong with a little fun?
Cocaine is a stimulant, an upper. (+)
Alcohol is a depressant, a downer. (-)

This sounds like you prudes are just envious of this explorer in the further regions of experience. Mad you can't handle a little mix and mismatch?