Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 50 25.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 64 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 22 11.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 59 30.1%

  • Total voters
    196
It really doesn´t matter because you only get to brown a thin layer that the side fond in a large pan would yield anyway. It´s just a waste of time.


Look, I'm not trying to tell you how to cook. If you're happy to keep eating grey mush, then you do you. What I'm telling you is that I used to have the same problems that you have. It didn't matter how much meat I put in the pan, it would pretty quickly start shedding liquid and the meat would start to stew rather than browning properly. Would it cook? Yes, it'd cook. What it wouldn't do is brown. Not in any significant measure.

(Somebody said this was a problem with shitty meat -- it really isn't. It doesn't matter how good the meat is, if the pan and the oil get overwhelmed by the amount of meat you're cooking, the meat will start releasing juices and it stews rather than fries. I've seen YouTube cooks suggest that you can deal with this by evaporating those meat juices and THEN browning the meat. I dunno. I haven't tried doing it this way because my way just works and why fuck with what works?

By doing it the way I do it, you've already thoroughly browned all of the outer surfaces and it hasn't started to shed that liquid that's preventing you from browning properly. Then once you've browned the outer surfaces of the patties, I cut each patty into 6 - 8 slices and brown those slices. It sounds like a lot of fuss. It really isn't. It's just a matter of technique. Once you know what you're doing, it doesn't take any longer than dumping the whole lot in a pan and frying it. But if you want your ground meat properly browned, my technique allows you to control the amount of surface area where the malliard reaction can take place.

But if you don't care about browning your meat -- shit, just stick the whole lot in a microwave and cook it there. Why even bother with a pan at all. Slap it in a microwave and throw in a jar of factory ragu. If you can eat that slop, good luck to you. I envy you. I really wish I wasn't so fussy about food. It makes eating at other people's houses impossible. But if you DO care about what you're eating and you understand that properly browned meat brings a depth of flavour to the dish that you can't get without it, the methodology that I spell out will enable you to do that if you've been struggling with it.

And I struggled with it myself for ages. I had exactly the same problems you're describing. Then I came across a recipe that described doing it with a single, 250 gram patty. That was better until the point where you started to break up the patty to cook the inside. Then I'd get the liquid shedding and the stewing. Reducing the size of the patty and solved that problem for me.

Kenji thinks browning is important. He deals with the issue by doing it in the oven.

Also:

I wished I were kidding, but Nick is re-hashing the shower call. That's right, because Josh would not remove lies about Drexel on Kiwi Farms - and Nick righteously called Josh retarded and autistic for it - that's why Josh wants this bodycam footage.

And of course, all Kiwifarms was doing was taking Drexel at his own word. Posting clips of his talking about how he turning out his friend's daughter and took her to BDSM clubs.

He's doing the same thing in respect of the bodycam footage. He wants the true and accurate material taken down. Why would he be so desperate to ensure that records that accurately reflect the facts? Because it's impossible to lie when you're continually confronted with hard evidence to the contrary. e
 
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woah woah woah hold on there, you forgot the vin
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I both love and hate that this includes the license plate.
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No shit he didn't sell it, would anyone buy a car that was ever associated with this plate?
0–60 mph:
GT-R: 2.9 seconds
GT500: 4.1 seconds

Quarter mile:
GT-R: 11.1 seconds @ 124.1 mph
GT500: 12.4 seconds @ 117.4 mph

Top speed:
GT-R: 196 mph
GT500: 163 mph
5.2L v8 to perform 5% better than a 1.75L budget sports car (alfa 4c) and get mogged by a GT-R. Saaaad! pathetic!
 
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Only fags like Pat Tomlinson and Nick think an automatic Mustang is aspirational.
Patrick drives manual, and he wisely let his daughter be raised by others as opposed to making her live in a crack house. Strange to say it, but he's definitely a better man than Nick.
 
are there any real viewers left? Or only hatewatchers remain?
It makes no goddamned sense why anybody clings to him now. None whatsoever.
In Nick's case, its all weird incel rednecks or weirdos or wine moms who picked Nick as their streamer of choice
It's really only a small portion of his audience who are true supporters now. I'd estimate in a stream with 900 viewers it breaks down roughly like this.
  • 1/4 are die-hard retarded cultists like TUGSIMP and Grifty who will die on the hill for Nick.
  • 1/4 don't know the lore and/or don't care; they're MAGA, Second Amendment political spergers, or Dabbleverse dummies.
  • 1/4 are the old guard who have long since lost patience with him but come back for the community. Say what you will about Nick, but that community was tight. Many friendships, and at least one marriage, came out of it. They can't look away from the train wreck. They actively laugh at him in the chat with each other.
  • 1/4 are hate watchers.
Remember that Nick's audience always made fun of him. It was part of the charm of his old streams. It 'hits different' now because even his fans actively call him out on the lies.
 
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And he still won't stop showing the fucking Kurt videos over and over, that's probably 90% of the reason people are stopping watching, and donating less.
The irony is that Nick's attempts to humiliate Kurt, destroy his reputation, and bait him into a lawsuit have only destroyed Nick's engagement while Kurt's doing better than ever.

What I'm saying is I think he should show the pizza casserole video on stream even more. I'm sure it'll work eventually.
 
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