Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 191 8.1%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 214 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 768 32.8%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 445 19.0%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 468 20.0%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 11.0%

  • Total voters
    2,344
I think the upcoming nuke is related to financial irregularities of Creator Clash. Both Harley & the Boxing Coach hinted at knowing about possible financial shenanigans that went on in Creator Clash 2.

It'd explain why the Johmas fled to Canada - perhaps they're dodging process servers?
Sucks to suck that Canada has a pretty strong extradition treaty with the US.
 
I spoke too soon: Ethan just announced a new series on his Ethan Klein channel over the podcast break: reacting to every Content Cop video. Apparently he re-watched Jinx and was surprised at how much it sucked and was just a bunch of edgy bullshit:

"There was no jokes. My theory, seeing how unfunny and bad he is now, is maybe he was just never funny."

Apparently Dan, the main producer on his show, was a "day 1 iDubbbz hater" and might be participating. He also thought it was funny that Ian made a whole video about how react content is horrible and then fell in with a bunch of people who literally do nothing else, arguably just as bad or worse as Jinx.

He also literally doesn't know what Seandablack does. "Does he stream on Twitch?" no one knows.
 
I find it weird that Ian and Anisa were describing their trip to Edmonton as a move, Ian was talking about getting new passport pictures and they rented a moving van, but now Anisa is referring to it as a vacation?

My guess is that they were staying over at Maureen's and trying to house hunt, it didn't go well because Anisa is probably particular on dumb shit plus nothing being in their budget because Canada's housing market sucks and they're broke, and now they're heading back to Seattle until they can definitively move somewhere, but who knows.
 
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She's getting Mama JF'd
 
I think the upcoming nuke is related to financial irregularities of Creator Clash. Both Harley & the Boxing Coach hinted at knowing about possible financial shenanigans that went on in Creator Clash 2.

It'd explain why the Johmas fled to Canada - perhaps they're dodging process servers?
I'm currently looking into extradition treaties between the US and Canada (source is the Organization of American States' website). There is approximately thirty crimes that can lead to extradition from the US to Canada or vice versa. The following are the most relevant if there were to be a criminal trial over it in the United States. Granted this is an outdated treaty from 1971, but it gives you an idea of the type of crimes the US and Canada will extradite people over. The 1971 Treaty would be superseded by a 1989 treaty between the US and Canada.
- 12. Obtaining property, money or valuable securities by false pretenses or by threat of force or by defrauding the public or any person by deceit or falsehood or other fraudulent means, whether such deceit or falsehood or any fraudulent means would or would not amount to a false pretense.

- 15. Receiving any money, valuable securities or other property knowing the same to have been unlawfully obtained.

- 16. Fraud by a banker, agent, or by a director or officer of any company.


Hypothetically if the Jomhas were to be criminally tried for any of these three crimes, Canada would be obligated to extradite the two. In my eyes, since Ian and Anisa took a large portion of the money from Creator Clash (34% from a supposed charity event) they are likely to have ticked the 12th crime listed in the original 1971 Extradition Treaty in the form of charity fraud (specifically the 12th crime listed). Even though it's been superseded by later treaties, it's still likely they'd be extradited back for financial crimes. Especially if their actions did potentially comprise of charity fraud.
1. Murder; assault with intent to commit murder.
2. Manslaughter.
3. Wounding; maiming; or assault occasioning bodily harm.
4. Unlawful throwing or application of any corrosive substances at or upon the person of another.
5. Rape; indecent assault.
6. Unlawful sexual acts with or upon children under the age specified by the laws of both the requesting and requested States.
7. Willful non-support or willful abandonment of a minor when such minor is or is likely to be injured or his life is or is likely to be endangered.
8. Kidnapping; child stealing; abduction; false imprisonment.
9. Robbery; assault with intent to steal.
10. Burglary; housebreaking.
11. Larceny, theft or embezzlement.
12. Obtaining property, money or valuable securities by false pretenses or by threat of force or by defrauding the public or any person by deceit or falsehood or other fraudulent means, whether such deceit or falsehood or any fraudulent means would or would not amount to a false pretense.
13. Bribery, including soliciting, offering and accepting.
14. Extortion.
15. Receiving any money, valuable securities or other property knowing the same to have been unlawfully obtained.
16. Fraud by a banker, agent, or by a director or officer of any company.
17. Offenses against the laws relating to counterfeiting or forgery.
18. Perjury in any proceeding whatsoever.
19. Making a false affidavit or statutory declaration for any extrajudicial purpose.
20. Arson.
21. Any act done with intent to endanger the safety of any person travelling upon a railway, or in any aircraft or vessel or other means of transportation.
22. Piracy, by statute or by law of nations; mutiny or revolt on board a vessel against the authority of the captain or commander of such vessel.
23. Any unlawful seizure or exercise of control of an aircraft, by force or violence or threat of force or violence, or by any other form of intimidation, on board such aircraft.
24. Willful injury to property.
25. Offenses against the bankruptcy laws.
26. Offenses against the laws relating to the traffic in, production, manufacture, or importation of narcotic drugs, Cannabis sativa L., hallucinogenic drugs, amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine and its derivatives.
27. Use of the mails or other means of communication in connection with schemes devised or intended to deceive or defraud the public or for the purpose of obtaining money or property by false pretenses.
28. Offenses against federal laws relating to the sale or purchase of securities.
29. Making or having in possession any explosive substance with intent to endanger life, or to cause severe damage to property.
30. Obstructing the course of justice in a judicial proceeding, existing or proposed, by:
- a) dissuading or attempting to dissuade a person by threats, bribes, or other corrupt means from giving evidence;
- b) influencing or attempting to influence by threat, bribes, or other corrupt means a person in his conduct as a juror;
- c) accepting a bribe or other corrupt consideration to abstain from giving evidence or to do or to refrain from doing anything as a juror.
 
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Okay, Kiwis.
Thought experiment time.
You've taken control of Ian's body/mind and need to fix his life to reach a somewhat good ending.
How do you do it?
Here is what Ian should do:
Call up the Edmonton Zoo.
Give them a small fee
(Can't live their for free)
Zoo keepers will clean up his poo

His enclosure will be so much cleaner
And no one could ever be meaner
Than his shitty wife
(Worst choice of his life)
That zoo grass is looking much greener...
 
Friend in Seattle was passing by idubbbz place, it's totally empty.

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Tbh I'm actually surprised they put in the physical effort to clean their place out (or at least overcame their collective anxiety enough to call a removalist). I would have guessed they'd only taken the 1 van's worth of "essentials" and had packed it really quickly given Ian forgot an ethernet cable.
The face-filter failed and shows her real nose and mouth. She actually looks part Middle Eastern, for once.

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It's jarring how different she looks without her pearhead. If I saw her walking down the street I almost wouldn't recognise her if not for the leashed Ian crawling next to her.
 
Friend in Seattle was passing by idubbbz place, it's totally empty.

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Your friend is a winner.

Anyway, called it!
The "trip" is probably not a trip.

They probably bought a shitty house in Edmonton and are in the process of moving in. Their furniture has not arrived yet so they did a scruffed podcast in their empty basement.

It would make sense really:
  • She can't keep her trap shut and has been talking about how "affordable" real estate is in Canuckistan, especially near Edmonton, in her latest emotional dumping ground of a podcast. They have clearly been looking.
  • This is a perfect way to isolate Ian even more. Now, on top of Anus, he will also be emasculated by her intrusive mother, who may even be worse than her.
  • End game for her is probably to have him move all of his few remaining assets to Canada, and then ultimately RAPE him with a divorce, or even better, by having buck broken him so perfectly that he 41% himself.
If you look at his last pictures, he looks so defeated that he probably knows it himself. This is grime bros.
Imagine being cucked, depressed, emasculated, but living in in California where the weather is honestly great.

Now imagine being cucked, depressed, emasculated, but now living in the fucking Canadian wilderness where it's cold and the weather fucking sucks all the time. Spent most of your life in Cali? Enjoy the winter season depression son (which will last 9 out of 12 months in that shithole).
 
Lolcow thread recaps for the bored (Part 3)

More stream recaps
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This link still works:
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To celebrate the 50k she totally got on her own without help, she asked people for advice on how to celebrate. Chad's sarcastic response was taken seriously by her, apparently.
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Oh, how the turn tables, Ian.
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Anisa's continuous habit of mocking Ian's hygiene (but never forcing him to improve it, for some reason)
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Someone responded with the greatest foreshadowing yet, a Sam Hyde reaction.
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More recaps of now deleted streams. This was after the ricegum cc.
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Anisa, who has definitely never cheated before, gives her take on cheating.
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And immediately after, we see her wishing her potential f-buddy and definite crush a happy birthday.
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Not only does Anisa skinwalk, but she has a boyfriend who does now too.
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Ian continues to stink and be a slob (but he's not the only one, as we'll see soon).
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Anisa used to thirst after Tyler1
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Pewdiepie briefly reacts to an Anisa clip and mocks her homemade painting. She pretends he praised it.
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Wonderful foreshadowing to the iconic "gaining empathy" and "he's just maturing, guys" of future idubbbz (Kailey was Anisa's youtuber friend).
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Anisa's discord leaks confirm that both she and her mom read the lolcow threads (so it stands to reason, they lurk here too).
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Anisa constantly flip-flops between hating her boobs and humble bragging about them.
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It was leaked somewhere that Anisa was salty Pokimane didn't want to go to creator clash. It likely springs from this single interaction they had (and her skinwalking Poki too, as you'll see below). No one is safe from skinwanisa.
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More hypocrisy because she's used the n-word several times. One was in a now deleted stream, another was documented earlier in a tweet.
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She tried to apply to art school, apparently.
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More unconfirmed rumors. This isn't the first person to say stuff like this about her past.
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Skinwalking Pokimane
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She's just as messy as her husband
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A beautiful glow up. I'd love to see an updated version now.
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And skinwalking Tana too.
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More of Anisa being filthy. It takes three seconds to clean your mascara tube before showing it to the world.
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Stream recaps (first one related to something later and the Denims theories today):
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So Anisa's lesbian friend Cecily apparently got a girlfriend and Anisa started acting weird/annoyed by it. This led people to wonder if she's perhaps into women.
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Anisa's lack of style due to never developing her own taste, since she's too focused on mimicking others.
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And, yet again, Anisa is just as gross as Ian when it comes to hygiene. They were made for each other.
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Trans arc when?
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This is extra funny because IIRC, Ethan has never had a cavity and is super OCD about oral hygiene and having fresh breath. He and Hila have talked before about how he will literally brush the whole time they watch an entire episode of a show. So for all the ways Ethan is physically gross, this is one area where he definitely dunks on Ian.
 
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