Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Raven of the Burning God]

Anus explicitly transferred sole ownership of the house to Ian's name only. What did she mean by this?
maybe some kind of immigration related bullshit?

It was over three years ago, late March 2022, shortly before Creator Clash 1.

This may have just been a step to be able to collateralize the property for use to secure business loans/insurance.

The failure of CC3 may explain why the house is empty: whoever owns CC now, also owns the house.

 

[Trans Randy]

Okay, new headcanon unlocked.
Ian is now desperately trying to fight back against Anisa by making her repeatedly think about the one thing she fears most: Having children with him.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

Maybe if they stopped buying shitty tattoos they could afford rent.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

The failure of CC3 may explain why the house is empty: whoever owns CC now, also owns the house.

Mike Leanardi (atleast I assume it was him, they didn't namedrop who was trying to sue them for CC2 during that bog episode) might have lost that battle over CC2 but he stayed in, played the long game and won the war.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Beezle's back, archiving clips
>idubbbz almost shits himself from eating Tim Hortons

>Anisa recoils from idubbbz stinky breath

 

[Shoresy]

ian says the dogs love Canada, Anisa says the dog is an “Alberta boy

phew, at least he fucked off over to 'berta with the rest of the inbred retards where he belongs

 

[Dr. Butt]

cucked, depressed, emasculated

Even without the abuse, even if he was his pre-Anus, boxcutter-wielding, sewer-pickle-eating, freedom-having self, he'd be absolutely fucked in Edmonton by virtue of being far too much of a pussy to survive there.

 

[CTR Operative]

Ian says the first 3-5 years of his life he lived in a trailer park and it was the best time of his life.

But Denims told me it's impossible that he remembers that?

Anisa thinks in the west you should only have two kids max

Oh, shut the fuck up Anisa. "In the west." Fuck off. So in places where a family could actually afford to feed more than 2 kids without sending them off to work in a sweatshop, they shouldn't do it? Doesn't this dipshit have 3 siblings?

 

[McSneaks]

Doesn't this dipshit have 3 siblings?

Doesn't that kind of prove her point? Clearly her parents had at least one too many

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Ian says he kept his eyes opened when he used to get his braces tightened until they told him he could close his eyes

At least he used to listen to advice that ran against his natural autism. Now when we tell him he could just leave Anissa and stop being a faggot he gets defensive.

 

[Godmode]

But Denims told me it's impossible that he remembers that?


Oh, shut the fuck up Anisa. "In the west." Fuck off. So in places where a family could actually afford to feed more than 2 kids without sending them off to work in a sweatshop, they shouldn't do it? Doesn't this dipshit have 3 siblings?

But it's fine for African niggers to shit out infinity kids like human fucking xerox machines. Then the same retards argue for open borders to bring the niggers here.

 

[Journoscum]

So they really did need to move to Canada NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. Your problem now, leafs

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

So they really did need to move to Canada NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. Your problem now, leafs

Foodie Beauty just repatriated to Canada this month, too. Canada has become a prominent haven for retards who must parasite to survive.

 

[Zilch]

Anus explicitly transferred sole ownership of the house to Ian's name only. What did she mean by this?
maybe some kind of immigration related bullshit?
Edit: this also implies that they have separate finances. To what degree I can't say.

If it was acquired after they were married, it wouldn't matter whose name it's in.
They'd still have to split all assets

Okay, new headcanon unlocked.
Ian is now desperately trying to fight back against Anisa by making her repeatedly think about the one thing she fears most: Having children with him.

Or that was the deal for him to agree to moving to Canada, which he clearly hates.
I shudder to think.

Anisa, don't get pregnant. Think of the stretchmarks, the sleepless nights, having to care for another human being 24/7.
And horror above all horrors, passing on Ian's DNA.

On the plus side, antidepressants increase the chances of miscarriage. So hopefully if she does get pregnant, it doesn’t take and she's too traumatized to try again.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

inb4 Aninsia now says they fled to Canada due to "muh fear for muh life fr fr no cap. Sam Hyde is after us fr fr"

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Maybe if they stopped buying shitty tattoos they could afford rent.

You may as well ask them to stop getting boxing training or hairdresser appointments. How is Anissa supposed to goon to other men in front of Ian?!

 

[stupid frog]

KIWI SLUMBER PARTY

It's not like Ian locks the doors.

 

[soulgains]

So Ian thirsts after Asian onlyfans whores and only watches movie reviews made by children? I wont say anything definitive, at the moment, but the picture thats coming together is not good.

 

[Exterminatus]

So wait, they fled the country to avoid potential financial liabilities for the CC fraud?

Weird gambit given that the US and Canada have extradition treaties with each other, assuming it became a big legal thing. Would be funny seeing them drug back across the border though by feds.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Asian onlyfans whores

I swear to God I've been following the Johmas as hard as I can these past few weeks, but I missed this part and can't find a name in the thread. Who is this chick Ian wishes Anus was?