DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ShiningBrightly]

Holy fuck, Phil really is a toddler when it comes to object permanence.

lmao this is one thing i've noticed as i've started watching some of his older stuff, he is ALWAYS blaming his terrible camera control for dying. enemies always "came out of nowhere" because of the angle of his camera, or he'll be hyper-focused on one enemy and another attacks him and ofc its "bullshit", because how could he have known the enemy he just saw would still be there even if he looks away?? he was literally running by enemies in the callisto protocol then being shocked they hit him from behind.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I am fully convinced at this point that these $150 anonymous tips during the prestream are Dave tipping himself.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I feel like the whole fake tip argument is gonna be made until the Snortex explodes. I lean more towards the fact that Phil has prearraigned tips that come in at the beginning middle or end of the stream a lot of the times he doesn't look worried when the stream is close to ending and the goal is in danger of not being met. maybe just maybe he either fake tips 5$ or 10$ as a way to motivate his dents to donate or those streams where he actually looks pissed off because the money didn't come in and he goes to "stretch his legs" and a tip magically appears. I feel like well never know for sure what's true and what's not true because I don't see another bank leaks happening nor would I encourage it to happen either.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Well you gotta remember that DSP is both incredibly retarded and incredibly autistic, like almost to the level of someone like Chris Chan (but with different aspects of the TISM). Anytime he's tried to mimic some sort of subculture (WRASSIN, Kino, Corporations, etc), he's only mimicked the bare minimum surface-level aspects of those subcultures, without understanding what makes those subcultures actually PERTTTTINNETTTT or MEANINGFUL. Then, after mimicking those things he makes them integral aspects of his personality and then freaks the fuck out whenever someone criticizes him or laughs at him over it. Absolutely none of his personality was independently developed (I'd say even his love for the X-Men is the result of him desperately trying to seem cool as a kid to someone other kid in his neighborhood), and every little bit of it was mimicked because he saw someone more important than him doing something or liking a certain subculture.

Never forget he said “when I was a kid people called me a retard. It was a different time” not people said retard, no, HE was called retard

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I am fully convinced at this point that these $150 anonymous tips during the prestream are Dave tipping himself.

There's no reason to be anon tip himself early. If he was gonna do it he'd do it last minute. This shit is just some super dent. Really wish we could phone book these faggots.

People are talking about a bank leaks 2.0 being a holy grail. The real holy grail would be a paypal leak.

 

[Sampi]

How come dsp have never been swatted btw ?

 

[Balr0g]

How come dsp have never been swatted btw ?

You must be new around here

Though it only happened once and this was more like a polite swatting not the hardcore, doorbusting kind

And I just want to add: did he get anew whale or is that just a sock? 2 goals in a Mario Kart stream sounds like some whale business. Though maybe they just want to see him suffer. Plus there are now "stalkers2 in Mario Kart too with PandaLee17 and DSPsfatwifekhet

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

You must be new around here

Though it only happened once and this was more like a polite swatting not the hardcore, doorbusting kind

And I just want to add: did he get anew whale or is that just a sock? 2 goals in a Mario Kart stream sounds like some whale business. Though maybe they just want to see him suffer. Plus there are now "stalkers2 in Mario Kart too with PandaLee17 and DSPsfatwifekhet

People want him to keep at it with MKW so weens/dentractors will support…but 2 goals? Do weens go that hard?

They also need to understand that he will quit a game if it becomes too painful to his ego, no matter the support, unless he’s getting money nowhere else in the schedule, which is not the case right now.

EVERGREEN: Never give Phil money!! No matter what!!!

 

[Iron Father]

How does he manage to make Mario Kart into a struggle session!? Holy fuck.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

You must be new around here

Though it only happened once and this was more like a polite swatting not the hardcore, doorbusting kind

And I just want to add: did he get anew whale or is that just a sock? 2 goals in a Mario Kart stream sounds like some whale business. Though maybe they just want to see him suffer. Plus there are now "stalkers2 in Mario Kart too with PandaLee17 and DSPsfatwifekhet

For both streams today there was a anon top guy who came in and promised to hit the goal. 102 first stream, 150 2nd stream.

As for the 2nd goal on mk. Mk is dents play, so you better believe they're dumping money to pick carts and racers.

 

[depth tester]

How does his head shape keep getting worse? What's next, a peanut head style evolution like Cobra??

 

[Comma]

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How does his head shape keep getting worse?

Maybe Kat rolled over on his head.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Maybe Kat rolled over on his head.

Immediately, I thought of that Family Guy episode explaining Stewie’s football head.

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How does he manage to make Mario Kart into a struggle session!? Holy fuck.

Odds that Phil was “that kid” who even when playing pretend, had to be the most popular character, couldn’t be hurt, had the best superpowers, etc.?

You really do have to wonder if he got the shit kicked out of him in grade school, but kissed ass to avoid it?

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil himself said "You don't know if I really get tips or not." I think he fakes them when he needs to keep whatever autistic schedule he set in his head to eat fast food, but trying to figure out when a proven liar is lying is a waste of energy.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

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How does his head shape keep getting worse? What's next, a peanut head style evolution like Cobra??

It's just his terrible green screen setup literally poking dents into his head.
King of Dents indeed.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

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How does his head shape keep getting worse? What's next, a peanut head style evolution like Cobra??

Look up cranial stenosis and tell me that poc doesn't fit the archetype of a potato head.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I feel like the whole fake tip argument is gonna be made until the Snortex explodes. I lean more towards the fact that Phil has prearraigned tips that come in at the beginning middle or end of the stream a lot of the times he doesn't look worried when the stream is close to ending and the goal is in danger of not being met. maybe just maybe he either fake tips 5$ or 10$ as a way to motivate his dents to donate or those streams where he actually looks pissed off because the money didn't come in and he goes to "stretch his legs" and a tip magically appears. I feel like well never know for sure what's true and what's not true because I don't see another bank leaks happening nor would I encourage it to happen either.

Phil tells on himself so often that you would have to not be paying attention to let it slide by(I don't blame you because he blabbles all the fuckin time about NOTHING to get to a point, that never gets to the point).

He throws the word and phrases like MOMENTUM around so much because he actively believes it and pignotises it on a daily. These big anonymous tips that come in have the same tone as a cartoon character being slid money under the table. No excitement or sudden surprise. He's the worst actor I've ever seen.

He is so figured out at this point that you really don't need a forensic body language expert to pin point everything for you because he has over 15+ years of his actions being documented that you just naturally put the pieces together just observing him for 5 minutes.

There's really no point arguing or debating if something is faked or arranged anymore for me because I have become so blackbilled nihilistic just watching this dude to realize shit like the money he gets does not matter one bit because it gets sucked through paypal to scopely in such a deliberate and habitual fashion after every single stream. You know as soon as he is done doing the rigmarole of "Wow thanks anonymous for the anonymous tip whoever that is thank you for that" is done, he's going to boot up a racing party game and start being a miserable whining tryhard about it because his insane driving skills aren't matched for Timmy and his golden mushrooms and blue shells.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

phail lectures a dent about why he cant get a dog because his cat acts just like him hates sharing attention
but he would really like a dog because the dog park is right around from the snort fort and thats khanvenient. he wouldnt have to expend too much energy on the dog.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I tuned in to WPIG and PigNigga is dressed like a faggot version of an 80’s cop show.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Phail definitely nailing the midlife crisis look