Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Man In A Dress]

maybe Claudio has toxoplasmosis from all the cat rape and thats causing him to be a spastic retard

 

[Sperg Spectating]

The FBI itself broke laws in terms of entrapment, buddy. The CIA kidnapped hobos, civilians that were alone and (stupidly) the daughter of a politician FOR YEARS in the previous century.

Do you really think you're special for knowing this? Everyone knows the CIA and FBI are fucked up, retard. The USA is still better then your fucked up spic country.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Clandestine actions of alphabet soup agencies have fuck all to do with taking down a website that does nothing illegal. Just because you don't like it doesn't make it illegal, oh turbo-sperg.

This ain't some dark-web CSAM repository or drug market, it's a discussion forum that discusses and critiques people who make an ass of themselves on the public Interwebs. Like you.

The Farms ain't going anywhere, and YOU are here forever.

Bleedat.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Even after I leave.

Claudio, you could just do that right now. You yourself said that kiwi farms is obscure, right? Even more so in your native Mexico, where there’s a language barrier which makes kiwi farms inherently hard to access. It’s not even like you’re famous like fallen chungus or Chris Chan - I doubt anyone outside this forum knows or cares about ClausMystery. You could just log off, not look back, and it wouldn’t affect your personal life in the slightest.

You could’ve done this at any point. After the op, after your “last round” post, when your pc shit the bed, etc. you get the point. But you didn’t, and the information gleaned for your own responses led to your dox and the infodump about your immediate family.

You can go back a page or two and see that the thread has a noticeable downturn when you’re inactive. There were only a handful of posts over the last couple of days. You coming back singlehandedly brought it back to life.

 

[Tread Miller]

The moment most people read @Sperg Spectating 's OP title they will leave.

I don't know, terms like "Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs," "Bisexual Shapeshifter," and "Tracheal Tube Tard" make for great hooks, so clearly @Sperg Spectating is a great thread titler. Not just my own opinion; looks like at least 124K others thought the title was interesting enough to check it out (Some one get @Sperg Spectating the "Talent Finder" trophy!).

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Do you really think you're special for knowing this? Everyone knows the CIA and FBI are fucked up, retard.

The USA is still better then your fucked up spic country.

Which your government helped economically hurt for at least a century.

Most of the "national" food you eat either derivated from Bri'ish cuisine, or even German or French. Your retarded gringo paisanos can't fucking survive (apparently) without for fucks sake.

Clandestine actions of alphabet soup agencies have fuck all to do with taking down a website that does nothing illegal. Just because you don't like it doesn't make it illegal, oh turbo-sperg.

Missing the point award goes to... @The Un-Clit ! WOOOOOOOO!!

Retard award

This ain't some dark-web CSAM repository or drug market, it's a discussion forum that discusses and critiques people who make an ass of themselves on the public Interwebs. Like you.

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Claudio, you could just do that right now. You yourself said that kiwi farms is obscure, right? Even more so in your native Mexico, where there’s a language barrier which makes kiwi farms inherently hard to access. It’s not even like you’re famous like fallen chungus or Chris Chan - I doubt anyone outside this forum knows or cares about ClausMystery. You could just log off, not look back, and it wouldn’t affect your personal life in the slightest.

You could’ve done this at any point. After the op, after your “last round” post, when your pc shit the bed, etc. you get the point. But you didn’t, and the information gleaned for your own responses led to your dox and the infodump about your immediate family.

You can go back a page or two and see that the thread has a noticeable downturn when you’re inactive. There were only a handful of posts over the last couple of days. You coming back singlehandedly brought it back to life.

Don't act like you give a shit. But what I'm working on will hammer in my point very well.

I don't know, terms like "Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs," "Bisexual Shapeshifter," and "Tracheal Tube Tard" make for great hooks, so clearly @Sperg Spectating is a great thread titler. Not just my own opinion; looks like at least 124K others thought the title was interesting enough to check it out (Some one get @Sperg Spectating the "Talent Finder" trophy!).
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Totally ignoring the N word there, eh? Funny.

 

[aardvark188]

But what I'm working on

Why don't you work on getting a job instead?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I have to say, I’m proud of Claudio for coming back. He can’t win by remaining silent. You go Claudio!!

 

[Tread Miller]

Totally ignoring the N word there, eh? Funny.

The kind of person who is willing to go on Kiwi Farms in the first place likely isn't going to be bothered by a "nigger" here and there.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I have to say, I’m proud of Claudio for coming back. He can’t win by remaining silent. You go Claudio!!

It's pretty clear he CANT remain silent. He's got mystery and innuendo to sling.

"OH HE DOSENT KNOW?? HIS ASS BETTER CALL SOMEONE!!"

fucking retard.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This is for retards like @Sparkletor 2.0 who tries to be """funny""" by calling Manuel a chad. Especially since he indirectly caused HER cancerous cells 3 years ago. Which, by the way, I added what he indirectly caused to me, too.

So his mom had a cancerous growth in her womb. The doctor scraped it out and she named it Claudio.
*Source - Origin story of Claudio

You mean the same retard who can't follow basic instructions or (worse) read?

I instructed you to stick a Lego man, mashed potatoes, and a Mexican jumping bean down your neck tube and you have not done any of those things. Claudio is the one unable to follow instructions.

The autism here is that bad, eh? I wouldn't be surprised to learn that @Sparkletor 2.0 IS on the spectrum.

I AM the spectrum, bish.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Don't act like you give a shit. But what I'm working on will hammer in my point very well.

I don’t. I bet @JohnnyGringo and @Sperg Spectating care even less, and they’ve given you the same advice. All I’m saying is that if you really want to kill this thread, that’s how you do it.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

Claudio, you could just do that right now. You yourself said that kiwi farms is obscure, right? Even more so in your native Mexico, where there’s a language barrier which makes kiwi farms inherently hard to access. It’s not even like you’re famous like fallen chungus or Chris Chan - I doubt anyone outside this forum knows or cares about ClausMystery. You could just log off, not look back, and it wouldn’t affect your personal life in the slightest.

You could’ve done this at any point. After the op, after your “last round” post, when your pc shit the bed, etc. you get the point. But you didn’t, and the information gleaned for your own responses led to your dox and the infodump about your immediate family.

You can go back a page or two and see that the thread has a noticeable downturn when you’re inactive. There were only a handful of posts over the last couple of days. You coming back singlehandedly brought it back to life.

I've told him, all in good faith, in private DMs (when he had DMs), that the best thing to do is just leave KF. I think a ton of other people have told him to just leave KF. But did he listen? Of course not. He continued to post. This lead him to get his Google reviews posted, his Phone Booking, and his family InfoDumped.

I think by now, if it wasn't for the fact that he's a complete retard, he would have seen the fact that the thread was barely gaining any activity. But then he posts, and the thread starts to get more active, and the more he posts the more active it gets. A few weeks ago, the thread gained 20 pages in on day. Up until yesterday, the thread only gained a few posts.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Missing the point award goes to... @The Un-Clit ! WOOOOOOOO!!

Retard award


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Don't act like you give a shit. But what I'm working on will hammer in my point very well.

spic

 

[Tread Miller]

But then he posts, and the thread starts to get more active, and the more he posts the more active it gets.

To add to this, a little bit right after I typed up the "@Sperg Spectating is a good titler" post, the Views counter ticked over to 125K:

 

[Internet-Based Lobotomy]

he would have seen the fact that the thread was barely gaining any activity.

He likes the attention however. Good news for him though, Kiwi Farms is the first result when you search his name, at least on DDG.

Most of the "national" food you eat either derivated from Bri'ish cuisine, or even German or French.

The conquerors passed along their cuisine, unsurprisingly. You forget that before the Spanish arrived you beaners had a pretty basic menu. Your food, much like your people, are so mutted that you can't even tell what came from where.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I just got notified that the one helping me salvage the shitty HDD has gotten access to it and is downloading everything somewhere else for me to get it.

 

[aardvark188]

salvage the shitty HDD has gotten access to it

And you're happy about this? You're not concerned about the fact he could run across your gigantic collection of cub porn and report you to the police for zoophilia?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I just got notified that the one helping me salvage the shitty HDD has gotten access to it and is downloading everything somewhere else for me to get it.

Cool story, miho. Why do you look so grumpy in your mom's profile pic?

 

[FOUND YOU!]

What you Kiwichuds don't understand is that Claudio's got you right where he wants you.

> "This better be important."
> "Sir, we've located Johnny Gringo."
> "Very good. Take him out."
> "On it."
> "And agent?"
> "Yes sir?"
> "...no witnesses."