Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Nuclear Unwarfare said:
How the FUCK do you "become" the Soyjak Wiki? Let alone "becoming" a website to begin with, the idea that one can transform their physical bodies into lines of code that function as a website is fucking absurd and makes zero logical sense. This very post makes me think that OP is just trying to be one of those "random = funny" posters that just post the most retarded and strange edits of gigachad to get people to laugh at the sheer absurdity of it's aberrant appearance. This scenario has no basis in reality whatsoever and doesn't even mock soyboys, let alone mocking anyone in general. This type of "humor" has no place on this website and is proof that we need come up with better ways to make an actually funny and sensible joke.
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I made a horcrux with the Sidty sounds like a skill issue on your part lmao.
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malachite said:
Man, FNF just ain't the same. It's just some Discord game.
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Oh! Oh! I know this one. Banger if you ask me.
"Midwestern Jartycuck Emo"
I may be brown but I'm still blue
I'm obsessed, yes it's true
I was gooning to Soylita but she's been banned and then deleted
FNF just ain't the same
It's just some Discord game
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
When's she gonna get a thread? I known her since she was posting on /r9k/ and she's a doobus "Mister Justin A. Talmud" goobus orbiter.IMG_2251.webpIMG_2250.webp
She's pretty chill doe.
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LarpBait said:
sorry chad but this is real life the fat retard gets the girl.webp[ANTI-NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE THUMBNAIL EMBED]
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I get the appeal of fat guys. It's just that you have to figure out the most common trait shown in the pictures. And it's that they are tall, taller than the girl. If you were a swarthy fat manlet meximutt that has more body width than leg length. Good luck with attracting a mate. Your best bet is to depend on the shitty treatment of women you have in your third world country and have her marry you for her own survival. But other than that, being smothered to asphyxiation by a man's gunt is kinky and also doubles as a warm body pillow that is comforting.
Bubble Bass, while undeniably is 100% an avid redditor and 4channer seems more likely to be a fa/tg/uy than a tranny supporting pedophile.
Keep bulking up kings. Gaining weight as a tall man is harder compared to average height and short men, and if by any chance that fat king starts body building in the future. Then he'll have the foundations to build up for it which is significantly better and easier than starting off skinny.
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