Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 427 9.8%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,667 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,964 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,353
Total Pirat victory. Suck turds in hell "government mandated server code" guy.


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Also, Ross' 4d chess move was to have Mald completely destroy his reputation just to be the villain for SKG and inspire people to vote for it out of spite #Q.
 
"Upper Echelon's" take on the PirateSoftware situation:
Comments section is goin wild on this one
This video was retarded. Brings up the SaveAFox woman like her situation is even remotely close to what this asshole is. Talks about how he's, "not hurting people" when he actively wanted to fuck over Ross and essentially end his career, going so far as to play a clip of him trying to do it in his fake voice. Goes on about how you can, "get the same thing over and over again" when just today I learned about his poop gnome. Seems like there's plenty of mean things I can say about this nepotistic lying asshole (all on a website he doesn't have to read mind you).

Fuck this shit. Who is this guy? Why were people mad at him back in the day? He mentioned that.
 
Every now and again a libertarian gremlin wakes up in me after I've read through another several thousand pages of regulations. It very quickly falls asleep again once I remember people like that guy exist.
Unironically lolbertarians are the quintessential example of midwit bias. They're often intelligent enough to realize that libertarianism would be beneficial to themselves and wrongfully assume most people are similarly intelligent. They forget that most people are retarded, including themselves. Someone inevitably rises up to crush them under the foot of particularly cruel capitalism. Smarter libertarians eventually swing hard to authoritarianism except in the case of gross governmental overreach; this is why many teenagers go through a libertarian phase before becoming a bog-standard righty or lefty (or straight-up fascist to be frank).

SKG is not governmental overreach. It's literally just giving the freedom to fix something you've bought. Libertarians opposed to policy like that are either too stupid or too duplicitous to realize that.
 
My issue is that begging for the state to decide what is legal and what is illegal is what caused most of the mess in the first place
Even if the state is sane and righteous in declaring what's legal and what is illegal, enforcement of the law is still a state monopoly, you simply have no other legal means of appeal or alternatives
So the people begging for the law to change in a good way are placing their hopes in the same institution that used its legal machinery to criminalize modding, outlaw DRM circumvention tools, enforce software monopolies, punish emulator devs, protect DRM under copyright law, hand publishers the enforcement power to remotely revoke access, and so much more. And all of that in a system where enforcement is carried out through opaque bureaucracies, lopsided court cases, and extrajudicial threats where a multibillion dollar company can get state backing to crush some guy hosting a fan server, and yet no consumer has any realistic way to enforce even basic contract expectations without drowning in legal fees and regulatory indifference.
Do you see my issue with "we need govt to step in and fix this?"
It boils down to "We know the system screws us 100 times over, but there's nowhere else to go, so let's just scream and sob until it fucks us more gently"
"Our enemies use the system to fuck us over, that means we can't use the system to fuck them back, even though they're still using it to fuck us."
 
Unironically lolbertarians are the quintessential example of midwit bias. They're often intelligent enough to realize that libertarianism would be beneficial to themselves and wrongfully assume most people are similarly intelligent. They forget that most people are retarded, including themselves. Someone inevitably rises up to crush them under the foot of particularly cruel capitalism. Smarter libertarians eventually swing hard to authoritarianism except in the case of gross governmental overreach; this is why many teenagers go through a libertarian phase before becoming a bog-standard righty or lefty (or straight-up fascist to be frank).

SKG is not governmental overreach. It's literally just giving the freedom to fix something you've bought. Libertarians opposed to policy like that are either too stupid or too duplicitous to realize that.
Lolbertarianism is a stepping stone, a way to still be sort of conservative on a university campus. There comes a point where you dump it in the trash. I would like to think that SKG is enough to convince a lot of people there's really two ends of the road:

1. Furry gay retard liar.
2. Nice guy that doesn't want to lose what he paid for.

The choice is yours young lolbert.
 
Planned obsolescence is a completely normal business model for software. In fact software as a whole would not be a viable business plan without some form or another of artificial scarcity (I notice none of you are campaigning to make piracy legal)

Planned obsolescence was not a thing until sometime in the 2000s. You obviously don't remember a time when obsolete software wasn't actually planned, it just happened when a major upgrade happened, like Apple's transition to Macintosh in the 1980s (from the Apple II family) and Mac OS X in 2001, and even then, there were tools to help migrate users over—they were just abandoned because it took too much resources to maintain compatibility, in the latter case "Classic Environment" died because Apple didn't want to port 68k code to Intel. It wasn't until around the very late 2000s and following the death of Steve Jobs that they took deliberate measures to block older software from running.

Either way, it's irrelevant when talking about The Crew, because at least with old software you can get an older machine or load up an emulator and party like it's 1999. There IS legal solution to playing The Crew, you can't just put the disc into an Xbone and chill out, it's gone. There is no looking back, there is no playing it again.

Yeah. that's fucking disgusting. The government should not be able to mandate how I code my vidyashit backend. You are a disgrace.

This sounds like a bullshit strawman argument to distract from the issues. This is like responding to something like "I don't want the government to impose excessive regulations on my life and my company" with "OH SO YOU WANT COMPANIES TO GET AWAY WITH PUTTING SAWDUST AND RAT DROPPINGS IN FOOD, CHECKMATE LOLBERT".
 
It's obvious based on context but I would love to see proofs
I don't think there's anything solidly to prove it, it's just how I personally see it, but my (admittedly biased) observation of Offbrand has been:

Ludwig started Offbrand Productions; intended to promote smaller streamers, helping them to grow
Jerma, wanting to retire from streaming, was convinced to financially and professionally invest in Offbrand Productions, to provide him with a much lower stress job to make ends meet and comfortably live his life
Offbrand Productions utterly fails to do anything profitable, wastes a ton of Jerma (and others)'s money, with Offbrand's financial viability having been a deception from Ludwig putting his personal streaming profits into its accounting to make it look profitable
Jerma leaves because it's not working, while out enough money that he has to start streaming again

And then to top it off, Ludwig spins into full Mald-sucking mode:

Offbrand adds a game publishing division, headed by Mald to publish Rivals of Aether 2
Ludwig and his GF host another installment of their yearly Streamer Awards event, giving Mald the award of being the streamer in a "League of their Own" of the year
Offbrand Productions shuts down, but Offbrand Games (the publishing division) sticks around

All that money burnt just to give Mald a fancy publisher job and a narcissism-feeding award!
 
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I am trying to catch up on the recent 30 pages from where I left off a month or so ago (you all are savage)

Wouldn't it be neat if someone convinced the Democrats that SKG was the way to connect to young male voters and they followed through or even mentioned it.

Can you imagine how Irate would explode?

Ok, back to page 537 so I can try to get back here.
 
Unironically lolbertarians are the quintessential example of midwit bias. They're often intelligent enough to realize that libertarianism would be beneficial to themselves and wrongfully assume most people are similarly intelligent. They forget that most people are retarded, including themselves. Someone inevitably rises up to crush them under the foot of particularly cruel capitalism. Smarter libertarians eventually swing hard to authoritarianism except in the case of gross governmental overreach; this is why many teenagers go through a libertarian phase before becoming a bog-standard righty or lefty (or straight-up fascist to be frank).

SKG is not governmental overreach. It's literally just giving the freedom to fix something you've bought. Libertarians opposed to policy like that are either too stupid or too duplicitous to realize that.
I'd give them even less credit. It's an incomplete system of beliefs, which usually stems from the idea "I want to be left alone". At some point they hopefully realize the government isn't going to leave them alone, society isn't going to leave them alone, and if you care at all about leaving a good country behind, you realize that a system of contracts where you're always looking behind your back to see who is going to fuck you isn't an ideal way to live. Then there's the other set of libertarians who are just straight up degenerates and want to be able to openly do anything they want. There's also the classic tech giants who recognize that having no regulation helps them personally.
 
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We should Totaly get Chris Bores involed. Maybe He can speak to the Ghost of Gamer Gate and ask how humans avoid misinformation campains from Sex PEST that are trying to obfuscate the truth... Like our FerretFag. Maybe the Resurfaceing of Zoe Quinn is having knock on effects.

I trust Chris , He knew Floyd was gonna get his neck snap, the night before the Valient Hero Floyd Passed in to our Lord and Savoir Arms.
 
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We should Totaly get Chris Bores involed. Maybe He can speak to the Ghost of Gamer Gate and ask how humans avoid misinformation campains
Go back to raising your wife's children Soygon. This initiative should be bereft of partisan politics in order to have the widest possible reach and even if it wasn't, this is about Europe not fucking America. In America the consumer is treated like niggercattle.
Speaking of niggercattle: @lightbringga You are a fucking retarded nigger. You are the lowest of the low scumfuck inbred mongoloids that should be executed in the streets. Nobody gives a shit about your hypothetical code, everyone gives a shit about having had enough of being jewed by shitty fucking game developers and publishers that rape your wallet and then leave you holding your dick out. Kill yourself
 
He brought up the lady that killed herself. Which I kind of predicted happening but I thought Mald would do it.
Pretty much. If you can't handle it you shouldn't be the face of it.

The thing about this is. Pirate software has brought all of this upon himself.
There's no reason to be sympathetic. He fucked this guy over. This is the consequences of fucking that guy over.
Ross extended an olive branch day 1 to work it out. he could have been a hero and made something - but he didn't want that. he wanted this shit to burn.
So fuck em.
Yeah, these are not the same situation at all. Pirate Software brought all this shit into himself, and get he still refuses to acknowledge any part in it, continuing to disparage Ross who has done nothing to warrant it. Where was the video from UE when Jason was the one bitching about Ross? What if Ross killed himself because of the harassment that he received after the furfag shat all over a project that was at least a decade in the making, that Ross poured so much time and thought into?
I don't really feel like any escalation on the part of the people shitting on the furfag has been outsized, and upper echelon is a retard for believing the fucker in the first place. He acted the same way, sobbing about death threats after he roached in WoW, while he absolved himself of any responsibility. This is the same shit all over again, and we know the guy is terminally not worthy of trust. The real flood of people hating on Mald are giving him exactly what he has put out so far.
 
He brought up the lady that killed herself. Which I kind of predicted happening but I thought Mald would do it.
Pretty much. If you can't handle it you shouldn't be the face of it.

The thing about this is. Pirate software has brought all of this upon himself.
There's no reason to be sympathetic. He fucked this guy over. This is the consequences of fucking that guy over.
Ross extended an olive branch day 1 to work it out. he could have been a hero and made something - but he didn't want that. he wanted this shit to burn.
So fuck em.

Good post but I'm autistic if you want to type on a new line, type on a new I thought you were posting a complex haiku or someshit.
 
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I've seen gay cyclists that were less smug than this fucker.

Also, if this SKG initiative succeeds🌈, I'm expecting Jason to take the credit. le h4x0r l33t social engineering skillz.
 
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