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Oliver Onions said:
I really like his new stream thumbnail.
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It's very accurate and definitely what he looks like.
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What you talking about that thumbnail is literally him!
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Otis Mallebrok said:
Was it not @HorseGirlSupremacy that bedsheet-phonebooked the hunchbacks hotel?
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Yes, and it was a hotel in London (Ontario), not in Belfast. We did use it to "learn a lot about" Lucas, in the words of whoever wrote that crap: such as that he is a grifter who doesn't actually mind being doxed, since someone who is afraid and is "forced to flee" wouldn't keep fucking posting photos of their location (or later staying in the home of an already doxed person).

(He later confirmed this by saying he was intentionally trying to bait people in the hopes of getting the Kiwi Farms taken down.)

Oliver Onions said:
I really like his new stream thumbnail.

It's very accurate and definitely what he looks like.
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The image is old, so you're not the first to point it out.
 
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1000001146.webpLol. If I recall correctly, when Keffals "abandoned the internet" and made that whole thread about retiring and so on. I believe that it was stated that the website would be up until June 2025 by White Forest/White Nervosa. I wonder if this is simply due to automation and lack of cancelling the scheduled shut down (I mean it's Keffals, who cares about the pity bucks) or something else.
 
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View attachment 7565497Lol. If I recall correctly, when Keffals "abandoned the internet" and made that whole thread about retiring and so on. I believe that it was stated that the website would be up until June 2025 by White Forest/White Nervosa. I wonder if this is simply due to automation and lack of cancelling the scheduled shut down (I mean it's Keffals, who cares about the pity bucks) or something else.
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The fate of all troon grifters: to fade into obscurity, with only the sound of the laughter of their enemies to soothe them.
 
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ConsentAccidentVictimNo98 said:
hahaha I love when academic books don't actually know what the fuck they're on about.

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(It was Doxbin)
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They didn't even get our actually good one where someone doxed him from a reflection in his eyes.
Something Awful said:
Yes, and it was a hotel in London (Ontario), not in Belfast. We did use it to "learn a lot about" Lucas, in the words of whoever wrote that crap: such as that he is a grifter who doesn't actually mind being doxed, since someone who is afraid and is "forced to flee" wouldn't keep fucking posting photos of their location (or later staying in the home of an already doxed person).
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The doxing this tard was referencing was in fact a doxbin doxing and the site was totally dead at the time. Iirc we weren't even on tor.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
I really like his new stream thumbnail.
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It's very accurate and definitely what he looks like.
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i like how the wigglers just look like he was going around fucking dogs and having a bunch of weird human-dog homunculus children like those parents who willingly have deformed and generally fucked up looking kids on purpose.
 
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*Comes back to streaming*
'I plan on streaming 5 days a week'
*Disappears for 2 weeks*
'I plan on streaming 4 days a week'
*Disappears for a month*
'I plan on streaming 4 days a week'
*Disappears for 2 weeks*
...

The eternal Keffals cycle :story:
Still is raking in $250 a month from the 2 Patreons combined but I'm genuinely curious how they're able to support themself financially
 
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I've been thinking about it recently and I hope Keffals's claims he's too busy living his best life in Ireland with irl friends is true, not because I want him to know a moment's pleasure but because I hope it makes him realise how much more fun he'd be having with his Belfast buds if he still had his cock and hadn't crippled himself with years of drug abuse (pharmaceutical and recreational).

There is no fate more perfect for Luke than realising too late he could have had a normal happy life if he just logged the fuck off 15 years ago instead of falling down the goonhole and irreparably destroying his body.

SUFFAH, LUKE!
 
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Oliver Onions said:
I've been thinking about it recently and I hope Keffals's claims he's too busy living his best life in Ireland with irl friends is true, not because I want him to know a moment's pleasure but because I hope it makes him realise how much more fun he'd be having with his Belfast buds if he still had his cock and hadn't crippled himself with years of drug abuse (pharmaceutical and recreational).
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He's already back in Canada, opening a sex shop named after his dead grandfather and returning to streaming.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
He's already back in Canada, opening a sex shop named after his dead grandfather and returning to streaming.
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Has the shop officially opened yet? I was still under the impression it was his latest grifting scam after the HRT directory blew up in his face.

Either way, amend my previous statement to replace 'Ireland' with 'Canada' and 'Belfast' with 'Toronto' or wherever he's currently hiding and I stand by it.
 
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They didn't even get our actually good one where someone doxed him from a reflection in his eyes.
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well Null DID implement the forum's enhance function around that time
AnOminous said:
The doxing this tard was referencing was in fact a doxbin doxing and the site was totally dead at the time. Iirc we weren't even on tor.
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I have to call bullshit on that. It's a well known TroonFakt ™ that Kiwifarms' evil is boundless and transcends all space and time.
Obviously, we simply gated into the future, got the dox from K-dog's complaints about the dox, and sent it back in time
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I haven't really followed the latest round of Kefflafication. I'll have to catch up on the latest media/retail-degeneracy empire failure
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
That's his plan at least, I didn't say he was going to follow through on any of it between his opiate comas.
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I hope it does happen, because it might be a nice wake up call for Luke that he can't just turn tail and run like he did with the commie party money, the HRT Directory or the GFM grift if this shit goes south.

Then again it's Canada so he'd probably just get a slap on the wrist for business fraud.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
I hope it does happen, because it might be a nice wake up call for Luke that he can't just turn tail and run like he did with the commie party money, the HRT Directory or the GFM grift if this shit goes south.

Then again it's Canada so he'd probably just get a slap on the wrist for business fraud.
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I guess that we will have some news about Surrentum corp by ~October at the latest. The filling period is approaching.
 

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