Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 22 36.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 21 35.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 4 6.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 13 21.7%

  • Total voters
    60
He should get another one on fat greasy pedophile MAPton. No one but people who already hate him will hate him for it. Killing off Nick and Maptons content would be the easiest W for him
I directly suggested this to @ItsAaronIgnoreMe awhile ago, but I think the snag here is in the fact that Melton is in Nevada, and they have entirely different laws regarding HRO's than Minnesota. But I'm no legal expert. Melton's shit show would revert back to 45 viewers if he couldn't a-log him anymore, and that would be hilarious karma for that fat nonce.
 
I would argue that Keanu's done far more damage to Aaron's life than Nick, it's the old adage 'better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back'. Aaron continuing to befriend her is a dangerous and retarded path to take.

Let's recall that Aaron was paying this bitch and her husband to co-host is show after his wife left him for coke and monkey-branching dreams. He was in a rut and trusted the likes of Keanu to not so much have his back, but just a shoulder to cry on during a period when he was still covering for the other 3 Qover members.

Even after Keanu read out a bunch of creepy DMs Nick sent to her purporting to speak on April's behalf in an obvious attempt to gaslight her, all it took was a call from April, then from the St. Cloud cops to snake Aaron; Keanu was either too dumb to detect the motives for April reaching out (after ignoring her for 4 months btw) to her 'friend' in July about 'something' that was done by Aaron in May, or Keanu is an inherently malicious cunt who seeks notoriety as the 'one who made something innocuous go viral'.

Keanu's still to this day running interference for April, which means she's running interference for Nick; see her obfuscating the topic when a superchatter asks her about her big April text messages reveal she's been teasing since Nick's meltdown at her.
Keanu testified AGAINST Aaron during the first RP case, right? The fact Aaron took her back as a friend after shows he's a moron.

Burying the lede here that Aaron took out a restraining order against Nick.
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Order GRANTING restraining order? So it's already in effect, right? Someone better inform the courts that Rekieta's broken the order.

In a just world, someone going to an event to humiliate someone, says they're gonna ruin their life, helping organize harassment against them at their court trial, and mocking them incessantly every day is worthy of a RO. Unfortunately, Nick and Aaron don't live in a just world. They live in Minnesota.
 
Order GRANTING restraining order?
Seems to be that way if Nick is already being cautious about it online.

Also of note is the date of filing, which was Wednesday. Aaron had his hearing and filed this the next day, which may have been approved by the judge the same day?

Melton has said this is a physical order and not a full HRO, so maybe Aaron fall short and sought a lesser order?
 
Seems to be that way if Nick is already being cautious about it online.

Also of note is the date of filing, which was Wednesday. Aaron had his hearing and filed this the next day, which may have been approved by the judge the same day?

Melton has said this is a physical order and not a full HRO, so maybe Aaron fall short and sought a lesser order?
So, Nick's already broken the order and Aaron should report it immediately, right?

I'm always finding new ways to mess up community posts
 
I'm almost certain at this point they are both just trying to get thrown in jail at the same place at the same time so they can fuck each other in peace without any wives or kiwi farmers potentially stepping in and blowing up their spot.
If they ever get thrown in prison together I promise to buy a bunch of Vaseline or KY for both of them from the prison commissary.
 
I'm almost certain at this point they are both just trying to get thrown in jail at the same place at the same time so they can fuck each other in peace without any wives or kiwi farmers potentially stepping in and blowing up their spot. Imagine the rekieta imholte cell mate arc. Infinite content man. I never in my life thought I'd be this invested in two gay dudes but hey fuck it 2025 here's to progressivism 🍻
HBO to release reimagining of Oz, called Poz, about an alcoholic ex-lawyer and a failed boxing coach, producer quoted as saying: "If you thought Oz was filled with gay sex, you haven't seen shit yet!"
 
Let the games begin
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"Nooo, you can't just stop someone from talking about you online!"
 
Nick putting out a big hit with a itty bitty pay out. If you're broke Nick just say so.
http://archive.today/LtClR (Archive for fags)
Nick: "I will give $1000 to the first person togive me a video compilation of 1 public mention of me per day by any Imholte since April 11, 2024.

I disclaim and condemn any comments or chats to any Imholtes on any social media platform.

what an epiphany"

Can someone help me understand what he is trying to do with this? Is he trying to fight the restraining order somehow?


Also, I understand the concept of 'do not touch the cow'. which would frown upon anyone from the site that would clip videos and twitter links to Nick's parole office. I assume its fine to continue clipping this stuff and posting it here on the KF forum, could we tag the appropriate posts on this thread with something like "AINRRO" or something easy for someone to search and compile, or would that also be frowned upon. (Hi Nick! how's your back feeling? do you need a hug?)
 
So with the talk of mutual restraining orders and Nick's attempts to curb this somehow. My experience in the law is def more limited than others in the thread, but wouldn't this just result in a hearing where a judge informs them that they are both over 40 and neither should talk to or about the other from now on?
 
Nick: "I will give $1000 to the first person togive me a video compilation of 1 public mention of me per day by any Imholte since April 11, 2024.

I disclaim and condemn any comments or chats to any Imholtes on any social media platform.

what an epiphany"

Can someone help me understand what he is trying to do with this? Is he trying to fight the restraining order somehow?


Also, I understand the concept of 'do not touch the cow'. which would frown upon anyone from the site that would clip videos and twitter links to Nick's parole office. I assume its fine to continue clipping this stuff and posting it here on the KF forum, could we tag the appropriate posts on this thread with something like "AINRRO" or something easy for someone to search and compile, or would that also be frowned upon. (Hi Nick! how's your back feeling? do you need a hug?)
Right after Nick's legitimately genius 4D chess move where he'll have Aaron locked into a no win scenario once he files a civil suit, Nick potentially breaks a restraining order and literally pulls the "I disavow any harassment of this guy I've been telling people to harass" card

The duality of man

Aaron has a chance at redemption, and it's reporting Nick's bounty and any use of the AI supertips voice to the courts the same way Nick did to him
 
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The comic stylings of Nicholas “Balldo” Rekieta
Classics such as;

“I’m literally black!”

“I’m Jesus Time now” (feat. April “Ape” Imholte)

and finally,
“I’m black”
 
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