Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Are you talking about what’s between 6 and 11 minutes of this stream? Or did she address it elsewhere? I’d clip it out but I can’t right now, sorry

Keanu: "I've been given full and complete and utter permission to talk about anything that you might like. Anything! I can answer any drama, sassy questions. We can talk about whatever you want, whatever you want. We're just not gonna be anything... um... like channel removing. But if you want to talk about Aaron, drama things, Rekieta. We can even talk about, you know, anything, anything clip worthy. I have full, complete and utter permission. I have, I have, I have the entire... the power I have in my hands right now. The things that I can do with Aaron's entire system. We could have fun. We could post for him if we wanted to. Actually, I don't know if we could do that, but we could do something fun."



Superchat: "Ok now that its over, show us the picture."

Keanu: "What picture? Which? Oh! Eugene, does not --sorry to disappoint you-- Eugene is a gentleman and the picture was deleted. Picture was deleted immediately. I did see it though, not a bad looking gal. And here is another thing about that if you want to know. I guess you all know what I'm talking about... oh the picture, the infamous picture. Posed for, one hundred percent posed for. Kayla walked into Aaron's studio like this --ooo, aaah-- but nude. Also again, I have full permission to talk about anything that I'd like. So you can ask... today is the day, you got any drama, sassy drama, like, girly dramatic questions; you go ahead and ask and I will answer them to the best of my ability. I have full permission to do so!

Posed for! Rekieta would like to tell you that it was not posed for. I saw the damn thing! Also, Rekieta texting us, or you know, messaging us, asking or, having April text Geno and I and say, you know, 'can you tell us anything about the picture we can't figure... ' That's because you didn't know it was taken. It wasn't around you.

She (Kayla) was just- they were, you know... they were lovers, Kayla and Aaron! As fucked up as that is, um, the whole thing. Uh, you know, you (Kayla) do like sassy things. Like, oh no one else can see this, but I'm gonna distract him from his show by just walking in there off camera naked. And he went, oh look at that! *takes the picture*

Some people would like to tell you it wasn't posed for, but I saw the damn thing! It certainly was, certainly was! So sorry Nicholas, sorry!

Bing, bing, bing! I now have brain damage.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Man I love lolsuits. Just think, now they won't mention each other on their shows other than esoteric snipes, but other people will constantly be getting "rumors" that have details. They won't snipe at each other directly, but will be passing messages to other streamers like children in grade school. Melton heard this rumor, Keanu heard that, Kevin Brennan will just go "whaattt did you say?" This is a new exciting arc, and the year will only continue to get better.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

The fact Aaron took her back as a friend after shows he's a moron.

Let's look back at the moment Aaron took her back as a buddy: when 'April' started schizoposting on Twitter, a.k.a. when Keanu's cudgel against Aaron appeared to be malfunctioning, she reached out to her target for help. At no point she ever considered "Hey, this vindictive ex just dragged me and my husband into a revenge porn case, fuck her", she gave April the benefit of the doubt every step of the way. Aaron is an ass for maintaining cordial relations with her, a future snaking is on the horizon the moment April gets REALLY emboldened.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Man I love lolsuits. Just think, now they won't mention each other on their shows other than esoteric snipes, but other people will constantly be getting "rumors" that have details. They won't snipe at each other directly, but will be passing messages to other streamers like children in grade school. Melton heard this rumor, Keanu heard that, Kevin Brennan will just go "whaattt did you say?" This is a new exciting arc, and the year will only continue to get better.

And a bunch of retards will give each of them money for chats to be read to try to screw with them...

As a plea to fellow kiwis, please do not be one of them.

 

[Vibralldo]

Let's look back at the moment Aaron took her back as a buddy: when 'April' started schizoposting on Twitter, a.k.a. when Keanu's cudgel against Aaron appeared to be malfunctioning, she reached out to her target for help. At no point she ever considered "Hey, this vindictive ex just dragged me and my husband into a revenge porn case, fuck her", she gave April the benefit of the doubt every step of the way. Aaron is an ass for maintaining cordial relations with her, a future snaking is on the horizon the moment April gets REALLY emboldened.

Keanu is an "abuse advocate" but then mended the bridge with Ethan Ralph. She's clearly retarded and unstable. The hoffman interview was the first time I really heard her talk outside the 6 v 1 and she's a literal moron making baby noises and funny voices.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Personally I'm going William H. Macy redoing his character from Fargo.

Brad Dourif from the Two Towers

Although Andy Serkis and a few Terraflops of processing power might be a better option for Galaxy Gas Nick

I mean it's gonna be hard to top that as a true to life interpretation of Nick
"Nasty Nasty Null'ses! Steals Nicks Precious!"

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

'Your honor, I apologize for indirectly mentioning Kayla, but me and her husband both produce online content and a large portion of our viewers want us to mention the ongoing lawsuit. Since you said I can't talk about the Rekietas, please ban them from harassing me online one sided'

'Yeah sounds fair more or less'

'NOOOOOOO JUDGE YOU NEED TO LET ME HARASS AARON WHILE I PUBLICALLY ATTEMPT TO BAIT HIM INTO BREAKING HIS ORDER NOOOO'


Yeah no wonder the judge approved it. Its the path of least resistance to make Aaron's wildly unfair order "fair" going forward until the judge can fine Aaron and be done with it.

Just make both children shut the fuck up.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's talking on NLO breaking the order RIGHT NOW

Nick just said "I never told people to harass him, that was your idea, Melton! He can't even go to the gym!" Melton replies and says "actually, Aaron can still go there."

Nick sounds frazzled

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nick's talking on NLO breaking the order RIGHT NOW

Its very possible that Nick's order doesn't say he can't even mention Aaron at all, but a stunt like this sure is gonna make upping it until it does easier.

What a retard.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I've been given full and complete and utter permission to talk about anything that you might like.

I am now even more convinced that these complaints are horseshit.

This is not proof that Aaron ‘encouraged’ Keanu to talk about Kayla.

 

[Vibralldo]

"Minnesota has broad application of ROs to protect the victims... I don't think the judge did anything wrong... I just don't think Aaron's arguments will hold up."

All Aaron has to do is show the Hackamania VOD and that'd be enough.

"I never encouraged people to report Aaron... But if you see a crime, report it."

"I was dumbstruck to get this order"

Nick's reassuring that Aaron probably can't get an order against Melton and seems relieved about it.

Nick is VERY nervous. @elb can you reupload the vod or something after.

Nick claims that Aaron referenced Nick uploading his google

Nick pseudo-admits to it "I don't know what financial info I divulged"

Nick says that "you have no idea what can come out in discovery when I fight this" implying he wants to see what Geno and Keanu said to Aaron about this.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

He should get another one on fat greasy pedophile MAPton. No one but people who already hate him will hate him for it. Killing off Nick and Maptons content would be the easiest W for him

That's what I was thinking. Not so much as Nick, but if Pedomelton gets short of KHANTENT will be a great win. I really look forward for fatso to fuck with the wrong person and get what's coming for him.

 

[Vibralldo]

(Melton visibly annoyed, cutting Nick off)
"The chat's saying you're boring, that you should die, that I'm sweeping, so I'm gonna have to let you go."

Lol

 

[elb]

Nick is VERY nervous. @elb can you reupload the vod or something

Melton strikes me so I don’t clip him anymore. So far I have someone available to provide a partial copy, I’d need a member for the full

 

[RodgerDodger]

Let the games begin

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1938773959035474235

https://archive.is/5tbo7

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"Nooo, you can't just stop someone from talking about you online!"

Is Baldo attempting to "Internet Rules Lawyer" a fucking TRO? As soon as he is handed it? I mean there are probably not a lot of Judges that will not consider this "Putting a Bounty on Imolte to spite the order". Judges are not prone to a discreet understanding of Internet Culture. All they will see is Nick offered $1000 to the internet for dirt on his enemy. Nick's ability to self sabotage remains remarkable.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

"I was dumbstruck to get this order"

Excellent.

 

[RodgerDodger]

"I was dumbstruck to get this order"

That might be a net gain in his IQ

 

[Vibralldo]

Melton strikes me so I don’t clip him anymore. So far I have someone available to provide a partial copy, I’d need a member for the full

Thank you for your service.
I'm sure that Nick immediately going on stream to publicly discuss his restraining order he got will help him.

 

[woodedbag]

"Minnesota has broad application of ROs to protect the victims... I don't think the judge did anything wrong... I just don't think Aaron's arguments will hold up."

All Aaron has to do is show the Hackamania VOD and that'd be enough.

"I never encouraged people to report Aaron... But if you see a crime, report it."

"I was dumbstruck to get this order"

Nick's reassuring that Aaron probably can't get an order against Melton and seems relieved about it.

Nick is VERY nervous. @elb can you reupload the vod or something after.

Nick claims that Aaron referenced Nick uploading his google

Nick pseudo-admits to it "I don't know what financial info I divulged"

Nick says that "you have no idea what can come out in discovery when I fight this" implying he wants to see what Geno and Keanu said to Aaron about this.

Imagine being a judge in small town Minnesota and having to sit down with this restraining order and learn that a bunch of chernobyl elephants foot level radiation victims all gathered in a venue in Las Vegas to host an event where they did a show and tell on all the most recent gang stalking proceedings/findings of the life and times of aaron imholte and that balldonia was the PAID guest of honor at said event. It's the type of thing a movie writer wouldn't even be able to come up with.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Eyes on Rekieta pretty much everywhere it seems.
The person who sent me this has already reported it to the appropriate people.
Rekieta has fans everywhere!