Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

"Grey rock" is a thing, at least if you are absolutely forced to deal with such a person,

That's the imperturbable gaze I mentioned. Unbothered deprives them of oxygen. And if one is truly Unbothered but yet still a bit petty (and/ or competitive), it is absolutely hilarious to watch them gasp for air.

and you've probably fucked up if you're in a situation where you have to.

Word.

But where they're impotent and can't do shit to you? I'm going for laughing uproariously while making their faces go red and purple with rage. That shit's hilarious. That's a lolcow.

I've crossed that Rubicon and it can't really be uncrossed.

I don't like being petty, and I do think it is a bit of soul corruption, but on the order of sins, I guess it's about at the level of printing out your résumé at work (kind of dumb and technically arguably misusing company equipment but won't get you fired) as compared to a rager embezzling One Million Dollars, shooting their boss, disabling the fire alarms, and then pouring gasoline and tossing a match on their way out the door, which they lock behind them with coworkers left inside.

Okay so I was totally wrong on the specifics (my search history suggests I herped and derped and mistook Michigan for Minnesota) but I'm pretty sure I was right on the actual results, which is that judges do NOT get unelected, and certainly not for some decision that is absolutely of no concern to people other than Internet weirdoes.

Right, except for the 4 who did (of 9 contested, but 103 overall). Under 10% contested races and 3.8% of sitting officials unseated is low, agreed! Though 4/9 contested races being lost by the incumbent is fairly interesting (if assumptions about order of list of candidates is correct).

And yes, 100%, like I agreed before, these petty squabbles between ex-lovers are not going to get voters excited or turned against a judge for any reason.

Which isn't to say that Nick's deplorable bodycam footage is not of immense public interest, as a felony-level drug possessor in the community who is exposing minor children to drug-filled debauchery and wasting precious public resources, all while failing to pay his debts incurred as a result of his unlawful behavior, is absolutely of public interest, especially when that felony-committer at one point held a regulated license that comes with certain expectations with respect to the public, the legal system, and the profession.

 

[Stiffy]

Anyone who knows Melton's history knows he eventually snakes everyone, he only stays "friends" with someone as long as it is of benefit to him. Last few NLOs I watched there were people literally supertipping asking how much Melton would take to ban Nick for a year from the chat Lol
Nick is dead man walking with the majority of the fed up longtime Onions.
But he still has Citizen M, B.Smiley and a few others Balldowashing in the chats.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Know it's been said several times before, but Minnesota is really making their legal system look like a clown show with these two retards Aaron and Nick.

 

[Vibralldo]

UNHINGED GAY CRIPPLE AND STALKER Nick Rekeita has seemingly been given the results of his bounty for people to comb through his victim Aaron Imholte's Tweets (despite the restraining order), and it's a 2 hour long video

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1939017906655838226

https://archive.is/kMqU9

Can't Nick just move on? Was Aaron's dick just that good?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1939017906655838226 https://archive.is/kMqU9
Can't Nick just move on? Was Aaron's dick just that good?

I'm really curious who put together a two-hour supercut of Aaron Imholte allegedly violating his release conditions—less than 24 hours after Rekieta asked for one.

Edit: Oh, I forgot—he actually asked someone to make a supercut of Aaron talking about him. Sorry about that.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Fun fact: if you're aware of a restraining order and you act in concert with its recipient to violate it, you yourself are also in violation of it.

It makes things really hard when the subject of the protection order (in this case Nick) is fighting allegations of third-party contact

I'm going to have to question this. Do you seriously think anyone is going to give a shit about this in 2031?

Yeah, that's not going to leave a mark if she did it. Still don't see it happening.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

UNHINGED GAY CRIPPLE AND STALKER Nick Rekeita has seemingly been given the results of his bounty for people to comb through his victim Aaron Imholte's Tweets (despite the restraining order), and it's a 2 hour long video

Not at all stalker behavior of someone with a restraining order on him. You know he’s going to be watching it pantsless in the Balldo bunker too.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm really curious who put together a two-hour supercut of Aaron Imholte allegedly violating his release conditions—less than 24 hours after Rekieta asked for one.

Never underestimate the mental illness of Melton fans, a few of em probably pulled an all nighter

They'd miss their own mother's funeral if it meant they could epicly own Aaron

 

[Sneed Force One]

I think that learning the mind and m.o. of someone like Nick to that degree brings with it a little bit of corruption of one's own soul, a small permanent melancholy.

When you stare into the Balldo, take care that the Balldo does not stare back into you.

 

[SkuSucka]

That mug shot is the single perfect piece of media from this whole affair. Everything about it is in place.

It's the pinnacle of Rekieta he has never looked simultaneously better or worse than the mugshot. And unfortunately Goggins is too attractive to achieve such hideous luster

I love this idea, but the state of Minnesota seems to think there's a legitimate and reasonable chance that either Balldo or Aaron Imholte attacks and/or murders one another in the next few months and I think that would be enough to bring home the trophy individually based on the season they are having!

If either goo-eater slays the other I feel we need to honor the fallen by naming them loty, after all how big of a cow must you be to push a Cracktwig to kill you?

It's not true, Nick is incapable of speaking truth.

Thankfully Nick isn't smart enough to weaponize his lying nature, won't stop him from trying, so I suspect obvious and incriminating lies like this are him trying to punk us.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

UNHINGED GAY CRIPPLE AND STALKER Nick Rekeita has seemingly been given the results of his bounty for people to comb through his victim Aaron Imholte's Tweets (despite the restraining order), and it's a 2 hour long video

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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1939017906655838226

https://archive.is/kMqU9

Can't Nick just move on? Was Aaron's dick just that good?

do you think 2 hours is long enough for the viagra to kick in?

 

[Sam Losco]

Andrea has Turtleboy interview tomorrow:

 

[Red Dye #5]

do you think 2 hours is long enough for the viagra to kick in?

Can always stimulate the prostate

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

UNHINGED GAY CRIPPLE AND STALKER Nick Rekeita has seemingly been given the results of his bounty for people to comb through his victim Aaron Imholte's Tweets (despite the restraining order), and it's a 2 hour long video

View attachment 7570447

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1939017906655838226

https://archive.is/kMqU9

Can't Nick just move on? Was Aaron's dick just that good?

No, no, Nick is just showing us that he has gigantic balls and can poke at Aaron all he wants and nobody can do anything about it. He's just confirming his status of a ralpha male.
He should absolutely continue doing it, otherwise we may think he's not a super cool legal mastermind.

 

[1NpuLs]

since the date for his challenge is april 11 wouldt the Kino interview be included ?

also can anybody explain the april 11 thing?

 

[RotPockets]

Preventing Melton from mentioning Aaron would snuff out most of his content.

When it comes to qover, it's easy to dust off your hands with "They're both fags." And they are, but Aaron is a lolcow who does a boring show. Nick is an irredeemable degenerate narcissistic crybully. The Aaron alogs' handwaving of Nick's actual crimes with "Yeah but Aaron eats cum!" makes me hope every fan of the Dabbleverse keeps an Israeli pager on them at all times.

Anyone who knows Melton's history knows he eventually snakes everyone, he only stays "friends" with someone as long as it is of benefit to him. Last few NLOs I watched there were people literally supertipping asking how much Melton would take to ban Nick for a year from the chat Lol
Nick is dead man walking with the majority of the fed up longtime Onions.
But he still has Citizen M, B.Smiley and a few others Balldowashing in the chats.

Total Dabbleverse Death

A new nucleus has been chosen, all hail Nick-Chan Rekietachu.

 

[Butwhythough2]

@Potentially Criminal would Nick getting his law license back to file civil charges for Kayla against Aaron be a conflict of interest? We all know that Nick would be doing it out of revenge more than helping his wife.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm trying to remember a time when Nick was talking on twitter about Aaron, and said something about, Aaron should be put in the dirt or in a sane world would be put in the dirt, or something like that (not necessarily "dirt", I might be mixing up times he's talked about his enemies being dead) ... my memory is fucking trash. Doesn't anyone else remember this more clearly so I can search for it?

MKIC, I searched 'dirt' on the @RekietaLaw account, and it came up as the first result in all of 2 jiffs. It was ElissaClips:



L | AI am confused about several things.

Objective of each HRO: Do I have this correct?


Aaron: Objective is tactical related to the RP charge, right? I assume Judge Heidi Shultz will eventually have to read every goo tweet and and vitriolic comment from NLO penned by Nick. Realistically, Aaron's probably not afraid for his safety, right? If he were, he'd have filed an HRO months ago.

It could also be an anger reflex response to his Wednesday hearing. Aaron knows how to make Nick angry, and he enjoys it. The passive-aggressive trolls with alcohol and travelling on holiday without notice being required were proof of that.

This is an internet slapfight between catty and angry homosexual men. (I say with tongue only mildly in cheek)

Outlier Issues:

• Hacking: Aaron's RO against Nick will reflect positively on that case if ever happens.

I will believe it when I see it from the FBI, but this would be (more) ruinous to Nick, and I think Aaron would enjoy having him suffer. Positive that it may involve MAPton. If nothing else, it was content for his show that fuelled much speculation and engagment.

• Breaking Probation: No one seems clear about whether Aaron's RO against Nick could land Nick jail for 28 days but it's a possibility.

Taking the seeming laxity into account of Nick's current probation officer, I will say not likely--unless they are simply giving him rope until August to get a true baseline of his behaviour when he thinks he is 'free'.

Am I missing anything?

Beyond speculation, no.

Will April make a surprise appearance? Will Nick use Kayla in some other way? Will Melton snake Nick soon?

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

It makes things really hard when the subject of the protection order (in this case Nick) is fighting allegations of third-party contact


Yeah, that's not going to leave a mark if she did it. Still don't see it happening.

I hope he can’t get the HRO thrown out b/c of how much reeeing the haters would be doing. I just think what was the purpose him taking Melton to places Aaron frequents? Even if at one point he was still in jail. Perhaps a reminder that he knows how to find Aaron any time he wants?

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Total Dabbleverse Death

A new nucleus has been chosen, all hail Nick-Chan Rekietachu.
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Talking to fucking Ralph as if Aaron's a worse person.
Aaron's biggest crime is being so fucking boring. Ralph's done so much worse.

MKIC, I searched 'dirt' on the @RekietaLaw account, and it came up as the first result in all of 2 jiffs. It was ElissaClips:

Ah, I definitely got his death wishes mixed up then. I know he talked about wanting Aaron dead but damn I can't remember the phrasing so I guess it's lost. Thank you!