Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 64 30.3%

  • Total voters
    211
Nick has deluded himself into believing he's protected from prosecution. I'm excited to see where this goes.
Nick is totally right though. If a restraining order is dumb, he should just ignore it and flagrantly violate it. Fuck that dumbass judge. Does that judge think he's his DAD or something? He should just THROW IT ON THE GROUND! He ain't gonna be part of their SYSTEM! DUUUUUH!
 
He ain't gonna be part of their SYSTEM!
Nick should just go full sovereign citizen, he's got the delusions of legal expertise for it.

It's kinda weird how he perks up when Aaron says something you could argue is wrong "That he didn't get a follower from being Nick's friend". It's like he sobered up a little for a second.
 
  • Aaron talks about how "disgusting" the house was, Nick has no reaction to this beyond making a joke about Aaron sleeping on a garbage pile.
  • Aaron talks about how he wanted Nick to go to rehab and go to therapy, he ignores this positive point Aaron made because it doesn't support his harassment narrative, he instead goes on a tangent about how everyone needs therapy.
  • Goes on a detour about how he loves Robert Barnes.
  • UncivilLaw mentioned by Aaron, predicable Pizza Casserole reply.
  • He goes on a weird Aaron impersonation about how to attack a warrant like a dudebro.
  • Nick insists he didn't talk to April between the first time they interacted in 2022 and the standup show in which the Imholtes first began hanging out.
  • Aaron talks about the Jennifer "Pussy Liquor" insult, Nick laughs, clearly still agrees with the concept.
 
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Edit: Nick played a video of Aaron talking about fucking Kayla and he completely blanked it lmao
Is that true? LOL. He’s completely unhinged. He claims that all he wants is for Aaron to stop talking about Kayla—that’s it, that’s his only request!

Meanwhile, he’s streaming to his own audience clips of Aaron talking about boning his wife. LMAO.
 
Based Nick. No Judge with pussy liquor would ever find this a violation. Aaron ATE his GOO. Aaron is a real bitch and would never report this and possible violate Nick’s parole.
Nick has nothing to fear. I'm sure Aaron will take it all without any opposition, like he always does. He knows he needs to be punished.
Actually, this is locals-only stream. Only Nick's friends are present, nobody else will ever see it. Nick should pour himself a nice glass of whisky, for old times' sake. Show everybody that he's calm, confident, unbothered.
 
  • Nick is arguing semantics between emotional language and directed language. He's pretty passionate about it, quite telling.
  • Aaron "societies are smart", Nick: "prove it". Such an edgy little libertarian.
  • Nick is mad that Aaron and others criticised that Kayla acted pro se in her arrest.
  • Side note: Someone in the Locals chat is called "MAP_Hanger". Very ironic
  • Nick downplays his crybaby bitching to Aaron when they broke up via text as "just a text"
  • Nick elaborates texts he sent to Keanu on Instagram which Aaron described as as "cult-like", he states that he encouraged April to text her friends and particularly stresses he never had control of her phone.
  • Aaron made a rhyme "What me and the rackets did was bad, regardless of all the good times we had, Nick did all the drugs, now he can't give kids hugs, it turns out Aaron was a much better dad."
  • Nick is visibly SEETHING at this rhyme.
 
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He really reminds me of a jew on the sabbath. They believe by using little technicalities they can subvert Gods laws. For example they may not carry things outside of their home, so they put a big piece of string around a large chunk of Manhattan and call it their home.
“Oy vey! I’m not talking about Aaron Imholte, kvetching Kiwi-goyim. I’m just chronicling the 6 million hours lost in the Steel Toe Shoah.”
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