🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Devil's Avocado]

This just in, Angelica's Angelina's audition. It's pretty much what was to be expected, filmed in some random parking lot, two minutes of her rambling off facts about herself that are in no way relevant to the show. Pickings must've been pretty slim or Jet just must've thought he was going to hit that since there is no other logical explanation how this would qualify for the show.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

This whole fly by night way of producing it stopped being cute after the first season

My problem with fishtank is that they can't seem to decide if they want to be a more heavily scripted content house with some vague rules or a reality show. S3 was the closest they've ever gotten to harmonizing these two concepts.
It fluxuates between MDE themed content house where MDE People come in and make the fish do some nasty shit for money or fight over privileges and being a structured reality show with actual challenges that bear actual results(eliminations, big ticket money challenges)

s3 was great because they actually needed to plan events and then they'd sneak one of their buddies into the mix to stir shit up. the reactions to that were golden. it was a reality show until it wasn't. it's funny 'till it ain't funny. the seasons where it's all fans are lackluster because in s2 the fans all worshipped the wiggers and in s4 the fans all low key disdain the wiggers and probably all want to gamejak/markypost/farm simps. aryeh is the only one doing his own thing and all he does is get overstimulated and crash out in between musical segments and debatelord rants.

I get the aversion to wanting normies on the show because they're not into the "heavy shit" and wont poop in a bucket and fling it at a retard, it decidedly cucks the more extreme content, but at some point you gotta bite the bullet and compromise on failed normies and sleazeballs. A tank full of guys like freddy with a couple autists and egirls thrown in would be the perfect balance. with the way the wiggers run things maybe cucking the more extreme content isn't such a bad thing and leads to more money for them and a longer show for us. When I detracted from normietank earlier in this thread I failed to realize the wiggers had ZERO plans to insulate themselves from some asshole with a cell phone that doesn't like the reality show where they say nigger and throw piss in their neighborhood - I expected better of them. Maybe we all deserve Famous House. You get the tank you deserve, not the one you want, and until they stop half-assing the back-end logistical work that prevents things like swattings and condemnations this is the best we can hope for.

 

[Marche]

This just in, Angelica's Angelina's audition. It's pretty much what was to be expected, filmed in some random parking lot, two minutes of her rambling off facts about herself that are in no way relevant to the show. Pickings must've been pretty slim or Jet just must've thought he was going to hit that since there is no other logical explanation how this would qualify for the show.
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Wow Jet really must have a thing for yellow girls

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Wow Jet really must have a thing for yellow girls

they remind him of c*ara

 

[The Tall Man]

I guess this is why they got kicked out.
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Specifically the S2 house in case anybody was wondering or had just been absent the last 27 hours.

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Based on the sign it's condemned for lacking emergency exits in the basement, so people can climb out of the windows in an emergency. As it is the basement does not have those. My understanding is normally these are grandfathered out for old construction like the S2 house, unless perhaps the county/state really doesn't want you there.

These butthurt town council boomer faggots looked at the house for anything wrong sometime after S2, with the plan to fuck them over right when FTL went live again.

Boomers really need to die.
Their baby-brained retard mentality, valuing safety over everything, is the reason for all these overbearing regulations. Their idiotic, careless, overconfident actions led to the accidents that scared them into more and more regulations.

 

[dukekinny]

https://archive.ph/oayPv

 

[Marche]

Ya know, its somewhat refreshing that for once it's not trannies ruining something I enjoy.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Her sister, Briggitte Smyrnos

nice

 

[Big Brother 101]

I honestly have no idea how they are constantly running out of money.
It has to be a gas light, we've seen their back end financials.

I doubt they are ever actually running out of money, I'm sure a lot of it is just to stir up the audience and maybe the fish.

Yeah, didn't someone post recently that on top of owning 3 properties they actually even recently bought a 4th?

Surely they would have enough money to ensure that they own at least one property which is private enough plus meets all the necessary health and safety standards while being properly insured...

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Between what she's said about her Mom and now seeing what her sister looks like, I kinda feel sorry for Ellie.

Ellie is going to be as gorgeous as her sister, don't worry about her. If we wish her well we should wish her to stop farming online simps and go do something normal with her life.

I get the aversion to wanting normies on the show because they're not into the "heavy shit" and wont poop in a bucket and fling it at a retard, it decidedly cucks the more extreme content, but at some point you gotta bite the bullet and compromise on failed normies and sleazeballs.

Normies resort to acting in strange ways if you give them a couple of weeks. Even on Big Brother, which is normiecore and broadcast on regular TV. If anything, I think watching somewhat regular people (S3) is more fun and interesting as they lean into the craziness that is Fishtank.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

I want to pose a question for you guys, do you think this could have all been avoided if Sam was more involved in the actual showrunning?

Sam's shown himself to be conscious of legal traps and boomers in his own projects and personal life, making sure to get proper filming permits and running his actual ship fairly tightly. He never runs into issues with his own projects and half of the advice he doles out in his podcasts and longform content is on how to exist in a world governed by spiteful boomers. He knows how to talk to them and appease them and navigate a situation with persnickety HR Lady types that hate him for being a Heckin Toxic White Male.

Sam also had more involvement in S3 playing a persistent character the whole time that was integral to the show. It's almost certain he had more involvement in the back end of things. When things actually went to shit he was also supposedly the one who pressured Jet into doing the RV and had it all planned out and running within a day(even though he has no idea how to IRL stream or rig an RV for it, but that can be forgiven - it's not their forte)

Do you think the colossal fumbling of s4 was because Jet is squarely in the drivers seat now and has much less experience dealing with legal issues and spiteful boomers that hate him just for being a grungey white guy with based opinions? Do you think it could've been saved if Sam had been the one running interference with the police and city instead of Junior Varsity Wiggers like Ben and Jet?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

she went by the name Gigi Angelini Moon for her modelling. and was a twitch titty streamer.
her and ellie went viral on korean social media a few years ago for a lilo and stitch cosplay.

Gigi/Briggitte was on a podcast a few years ago and mentions Ellie at 34:16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbiQMu7-BbQ

https://www.madlightmedia.com/models/model-shoot-sweet-jeezus-its-gigi-angelini/19529

https://www.twitch.tv/ygmoon/videos?filter=clips&range=all

https://www.reddit.com/r/asianamerican/comments/tbwgju/gigi_angelini_moon_a_koreanitalian_model_with_her/

Ohana means your mom's a pedocuck

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I want to pose a question for you guys, do you think this could have all been avoided if Sam was more involved in the actual showrunning?

Sam's shown himself to be conscious of legal traps and boomers in his own projects and personal life, making sure to get proper filming permits and running his actual ship fairly tightly. He never runs into issues with his own projects and half of the advice he doles out in his podcasts and longform content is on how to exist in a world governed by spiteful boomers. He knows how to talk to them and appease them and navigate a situation with persnickety HR Lady types that hate him for being a Heckin Toxic White Male.

Sam also had more involvement in S3 playing a persistent character the whole time that was integral to the show. It's almost certain he had more involvement in the back end of things. When things actually went to shit he was also supposedly the one who pressured Jet into doing the RV and had it all planned out and running within a day(even though he has no idea how to IRL stream or rig an RV for it, but that can be forgiven - it's not their forte)

Do you think the colossal fumbling of s4 was because Jet is squarely in the drivers seat now and has much less experience dealing with legal issues and spiteful boomers that hate him just for being a grungey white guy with based opinions? Do you think it could've been saved if Sam had been the one running interference with the police and city instead of Junior Varsity Wiggers like Ben and Jet?

No. He is not as smart as you think. None of them are. You'd think they would check local laws and whatnot after 4 years of running this show and encountering various issues along the way.

Plus, he is involved. He is right there with Jet. If he understood something was wrong he could have said something along the way.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

maybe it’s me but i enjoy watching the fish dance in edits because it reminds me why i love this show

it’s retarded, gay, and maybe neptunian but it’s my gay show

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

You'd think they would check local laws and whatnot after 4 years of running this show and encountering various issues along the way.

Fishtank didn't start until 2023. It's just over two years old.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Plus, he is involved. He is right there with Jet. If he understood something was wrong he could have said something along the way.

part of sam's practical stupidity is relying on others to do things "his way" and then crashing out when they don't - this could all be because he put jet in the drivers seat after S3 and told him to "handle it" without telling him how to handle it. we see this in practically every work-related and personal dispute the guy gets into. he seemed aggressively checked out this season.

 

[Big Brother 101]

his show gets taken down by a boomer, then the next day he uploads an hour long video of him shitting on boomers. coincidence?

I don't think so.

I think it still ties up all too perfectly for Sam to slip a guy from a different state a bit of dough to be his ideal scapegoat and post that video.

As much as you guys all say "the wiggers are so incompetent", you're over-estimating them etc. etc., they still pulled off the Season 3 Famous House psych-out and rug-pull very well. That would have required a decent amount of thought and planning.

 

[R9K Insurgent]

https://www.madlightmedia.com/models/model-shoot-sweet-jeezus-its-gigi-angelini/19529

Somewhat interesting, in that article Briggitte is asked about and talks about being engaged to Clark Gracie, who is a member of the BJJ Gracie family. A quick look at Gracie's instagram, it looks like he's with someone else now so I guess it didn't work out.

Further proof linking her model name with her real name, they had some Disneyland honeymoon registry set up that uses her legal name with Gracie's. Link

 

[CRINGETOP1A]

Somewhat interesting, in that article Briggitte is asked about and talks about being engaged to Clark Gracie, who is a member of the BJJ Gracie family. A quick look at Gracie's instagram, it looks like he's with someone else now so I guess it didn't work out.

Further proof linking her model name with her real name, they had some Disneyland honeymoon registry set up that uses her legal name with Gracie's. Link

from Ellie's moms instagram

 

[dukekinny]

from Ellie's moms instagram

They looked happy