DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[marlimar]

I’d suggest that Phil’s retarded spending isn’t caused by addiction per se, but by retardation. (I know! Very insightful!)

The guy has a future orientation of your average crack smoking nigger.

Anything further out than 24 hours? Welp, that’s future Phil’s problem! Which is why he spends money as soon as he gets it.

I’d like to remind everyone that Phil DOESNT EVEN HAVE SOCIAL SECURITY.

He’ll need to stream as a 70 year old if he wants a roof over his head and fast food slop in his belly.

Now anyone with even half a brain, would probably start flipping burgers OR WHATEVER one day a week, so he’ll at least qualify for social security one day. (Whatever will be left of it, that is.)

Being a starving 60 year old living on the streets? Meh, that’s future Phil’s problem.

(Though I actually wouldn’t be surprised if Phil doesn’t even realize he’s not eligible for SS. And when they tell him, he’ll just go “HUUUUNHN?! Ah been a BUSINESSOWNER for decades! What do you mean I can’t get Social Security!?”)

You don't have the option of not paying Social Security, it's part of your FICA tax withholdings, of which he is responsible for both halves of, as he is a sole proprietor. That's part of what his back taxes payment plan is paying.

 

[Comma]

In the past month or two I've been noticing an increase in "trolls" throwing money at DSP in an attempt to either "own" him or to bait him into reacting. It has gotten to the point that they represent at least 25% of the total contributions on a daily basis. Not to mention the huge amount of small "troll" tips these people have been throwing at him almost every day, lately.

Dipshits like this:

This is from today's pre-stream alone, and we're not even one hour into the stream.

I miss the times where trolls were actually funny and put some effort into it, like by joining him in an online game with a funny name etc. This still happens from time to time, but mostly it's these boring, unfunny, completely effortless dumbasses who probably think they're some kind of puppet master by making DSP dance for them. I suspect it's mostly Zoomers sitting in some circlejerk Discord, giggling together after each SuperChat or troll tip.

I guess they're completely unaware of the fact that DSP is the typical lolcow, meaning he always, without fail, manages to make himself look like an ass without any outside interference whatsoever.

 

[Switch Mongo]

dumb nigger dsp says he’s too old for wearing things like the vest and his hats…proceeds to announce a marathon where he’s gonna wear the hats and vests for money

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

In the past month or two I've been noticing an increase in "trolls" throwing money at DSP in an attempt to either "own" him or to bait him into reacting. It has gotten to the point that they represent at least 25% of the total contributions on a daily basis.

Dipshits like this:
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Not to mention the huge amount of small "troll" tips these people have been throwing at him lately almost every day.

I miss the times where trolls were actually funny and put some effort into it, like by joining him in an online game with a funny name etc. This still happens from time to time, but mostly it's these boring, unfunny, completely effortless dumbasses - I suspect it's mostly Zoomers sitting in some Discord, giggling together - who probably think they're some kind of puppet master by making DSP dance for them.

I guess they're completely unaware of the fact that DSP is the typical lolcow, meaning he will always, without fail, manage to make himself look like an ass without any outside interference whatsoever.

I hate to sound like a broken record, but all his dents are gone and now he have these piss poor trolls. I'm sure they're in the late teens or early 20s and think they can be the next Clyde Cash by throwing DSP 5 bucks and saying some mean words. Phil life is now controlled by some trust fund babies who think they're playing some "4-D" chess move by being his only source of income.
for the "trolls" reading this thread, giving phil money isn't trolling. also, there is no way for you to get a refund from superchat. you're fucked. lol

 

[Iron Hamster]

This faggot called the noise the aircon made 'blood curdling' and said he thought someone broke a window in his house.

Targeted detractor attack, dood.

Didn't it allegedly die while he was streaming with a mic on? How would the viewers not hear this?
Wait til he finds out he has to dispose of it at a special location since it contains freon.
It's going into the Narnia closet forever.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Didn't it allegedly die while he was streaming with a mic on? How would the viewers not hear this?
Wait til he finds out he has to dispose of it at a special location since it contains freon.

it did, and he even admitted that the mic didn't pick it up. he's trying to hype it up for some cheap donos.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The morbid part is that DSP wouldn't be close to the most pathetic person in an AA meeting

Only because he wouldn’t tell the truth. He’d never set foot in a meeting, to be clear, but if he did I doubt he’d be able to even admit alcoholism when introducing himself. If that were forced out of him, he’d minimize and lie to the point where well-meaning listeners would be confused about what they were hearing.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

his contradictions always gets to me. one moment, he agrees that global warming exist. next, it doesn't. now, he admitted it with Washington summers being hot. he's brain dead.

Phail: WASHINGTON SUMMERS ARE GETTING TOO HOT I JUST GOT HIT BY MUH SEATTLE HEATWAVE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I then check the weather in Renton, it's 24.5 Celsius (76 Farenheit), then I check a bunch of other shit and due to the winds and stuff from the Pacific Ocean, it's a nice pleasant day, it's not like it feels much hotter than it is because it's way too humid or anything.

He needs to be thrown in a padded cell.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

I’d suggest that Phil’s retarded spending isn’t caused by addiction per se, but by retardation. (I know! Very insightful!)

The guy has a future orientation of your average crack smoking nigger.

Anything further out than 24 hours? Welp, that’s future Phil’s problem! Which is why he spends money as soon as he gets it.

I’d like to remind everyone that Phil DOESNT EVEN HAVE SOCIAL SECURITY.

He’ll need to stream as a 70 year old if he wants a roof over his head and fast food slop in his belly.

Now anyone with even half a brain, would probably start flipping burgers OR WHATEVER one day a week, so he’ll at least qualify for social security one day. (Whatever will be left of it, that is.)

Being a starving 60 year old living on the streets? Meh, that’s future Phil’s problem.

(Though I actually wouldn’t be surprised if Phil doesn’t even realize he’s not eligible for SS. And when they tell him, he’ll just go “HUUUUNHN?! Ah been a BUSINESSOWNER for decades! What do you mean I can’t get Social Security!?”)

Bro if for real he doesn't have Social Security paid in he is super super fucked. I doubt he has any savings and even Future Phil won't have savings. I don't see how he can go for even another decade without facing some serious financial issues. No offense but people like Jayde and a few other dents that are actual fans have unfortunately lifespans of Human goldfish. He needs to start looking for a side job at least to have something, fucking anything to update his resume. I don't even give it another 5 years until most of us lose fucking interest. Once we are gone, the glass tappers start fading too.

 

[marlimar]

Bro if for real he doesn't have Social Security paid in he is super super fucked. I doubt he has any savings and even Future Phil won't have savings. I don't see how he can go for even another decade without facing some serious financial issues. No offense but people like Jayde and a few other dents that are actual fans have unfortunately lifespans of Human goldfish. He needs to start looking for a side job at least to have something, fucking anything to update his resume. I don't even give it another 5 years until most of us lose fucking interest. Once we are gone, the glass tappers start fading too.

He pays it with his back tax payment plan, there isn't an option not to.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phail: WASHINGTON SUMMERS ARE GETTING TOO HOT I JUST GOT HIT BY MUH SEATTLE HEATWAVE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I then check the weather in Renton, it's 24.5 Celsius (76 Farenheit), then I check a bunch of other shit and due to the winds and stuff from the Pacific Ocean, it's a nice pleasant day, it's not like it feels much hotter than it is because it's way too humid or anything.

He needs to be thrown in a padded cell.

Proves he never talks to his parents. They just went through 3 days of heat indices of 100+ beginning of last week and not a word of concern about them even though they are 'dying'.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phail: WASHINGTON SUMMERS ARE GETTING TOO HOT I JUST GOT HIT BY MUH SEATTLE HEATWAVE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I then check the weather in Renton, it's 24.5 Celsius (76 Farenheit), then I check a bunch of other shit and due to the winds and stuff from the Pacific Ocean, it's a nice pleasant day, it's not like it feels much hotter than it is because it's way too humid or anything.

He needs to be thrown in a padded cell.

honestly, I'm surprised he knows anything about that state. first, he said it's a crime hell hole which he dears not go outside since he could be killed. however, a shit ton of people said it's not bad. hell, I've looked into it and Washington doesn't have a high murder rate. southern states have the highest with Louisiana having one of the highest in the country. you know what's funny? his reaction from getting called out. him demanding to know when and what time these people were in Washington was both sad and funny. I hate to ask, but why did he move? Connecticut isn't a bad state. I think he's just a little bitch that is never happy with anything in his life. He was a spoiled child and now is an insufferable adult


edit: he moved across the county to live next to an airport. lmao

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

honestly, I'm surprised he knows anything about that state.

Just last week he said that there are no active volcanoes in his area. He lives near Mt. Rainier, considered one of the 16 most dangerous volcanoes on Earth.

first, he said it's a crime hell hole which he dears not go outside since he could be killed. however, a shit ton of people said it's not bad. hell, I've looked into it and Washington doesn't have a high murder rate. southern states have the highest with Louisiana having one of the highest in the country. you know what's funny? his reaction from getting called out. him demanding to know when and what time these people were in Washington was both sad and funny.

Yeah, Seattle and Renton have high property crime rates but their violent crime rates are relatively low. That one spergout he had over someone visiting the touristy parts of Seattle was funny, yeah. He really thinks that Seattle is a warzone. There could be DETRACTORS everywhere! Also, have you seen in your research how Renton's crime rate suddenly started spiking the same year he moved in, after a decade of crime drastically lowering? I personally don't believe in coincidences, piggy is the human Sonichu medallion.

I hate to ask, but why did he move? Connecticut isn't a bad state. I think he's just a little bitch that is never happy with anything in his life. He was a spoiled child and now is an insufferable adult

There's a few theories, I think it's a mix of him wanting to get away from everyone because he pissed off too many people back in CT and the fact that the WAKhando was the only property he could find that was in a gated community.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Years ago, did Phil ever say why he moved to Renton? Usually you only move 3000 miles away for work, family, or to retire. It's like he just picked a random spot on the map.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Years ago, did Phil ever say why he moved to Renton? Usually you only move 3000 miles away for work, family, or to retire. It's like he just picked a random spot on the map.

Apparently the plan was to pick one of the 3 states he thought he'd pay the least amount of taxes in; Texas, Florida, and Washington. Pretty sure Florida was Panda's choice, but they went to Washington first and Phil just picked the first place they looked at which became the Snort Fort he's still in today.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

It's like he just picked a random spot on the map.

he basically did because he's retarded. i think he also said something about being able to walk in and get a high level executive job at microsoft when he quits streaming

 

[Comma]

Years ago, did Phil ever say why he moved to Renton? Usually you only move 3000 miles away for work, family, or to retire. It's like he just picked a random spot on the map.

Because the climate was supposed to be better for his nasal drip (didn't work, obviously), and because he thought the Washington revenue taxes were in his favor as apposed to how it's done in Connecticut. Well, we all know how that turned out...

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

There's a few theories, I think it's a mix of him wanting to get away from everyone because he pissed off too many people back in CT and the fact that the WAKhando was the only property he could find that was in a gated community.

it does seem like his parents hate him. if your own mom and dad hate you, there's something wrong with you. also, since he admitted he live next to an airport and said he wouldn't pick up his parents from it, this shows how selfish he is. he doesn't care if he sees his dying mother since he would have to pick her up...from the airport...which he lives close by...
I can see him having the whole state of Connecticut against him

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

What proof is there that Panda is pregnant?

Super low quality because her IG is private but that definitely looks like maternity clothing to me along with the hand placement. Might be autistic reasoning but she seems pregnant to me haha.

 

[Fapcop]

He pays it with his back tax payment plan, there isn't an option not to.

Nope.

Now I could be wrong here, but I’m pretty sure I’m not.

Business owners/sole proprietors are eligible for SS through the wages they pay themselves.

PHIL DOESNT DO THAT. His “business” is basically him deducting all expenses, since he thinks HE is a business or some shit like that.

But he doesn’t pay himself, hence he can’t get SS.