Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Illuminati Order Official]

“Nick CONTINUING to interact with people discussing Aaron AI.”

At this point he should just install one of those AI girlfriend \ boyfriend apps and train it on STMS to be his own virtual Aaron who still loves him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's not just up to Aaron's lawyer, Aaron can drive him that direction if he wants. People urge their lawyers to do things all the time, often against their lawyer's advice.

I don’t believe Aaron caused his lawyer’s incompetence.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1939414876914671903

https://archive.is/GOttk

Nick CONTINUING to interact with people discussing Aaron
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He’s such an unfunny homo it’s unreal.

 

[Soapmore]

I don’t believe Aaron caused his lawyer’s incompetence.

In the case of the unconstitutional wording of the RO he violated, agreed. Aaron's not expected to the expert in that.

But in terms of his lawyer having all the information he needs (that Nick's providing for free right now), I think it's on Aaron to get all of it to the lawyer, unless he just wants to pay the guy or his paralegal to read through epic xitter threads and watch hours of maniac streams. I would be clipping/copying/sending every bit of it to the attorney myself, not praying i'm paying him to do it all and get everything. Then, it's on the lawyer.

 

[woodedbag]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1939414876914671903

https://archive.is/GOttk

Nick CONTINUING to interact with people discussing Aaron
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In the Rekieta house, even the AI eats before those god damn kids!

 

[Folgers Can]

It's almost as if Nick wants to go to jail

Of course he does. If he goes to jail he can be free

I like the theory that Nick wants to escape his domestic life so bad he's breaking laws and trying to intentionally get arrested

I think it's all subconscious of course.

Just take it one step further: if you watch last night's seethestream closely, you'll notice that there are multiple occasions where he abruptly shifts into that oddly contorted voice that was once attributed to nitrous abuse, but nitrous couldn't possibly be the explanation this time around because he didn't take multiple off-camera breaks for nitrous hits like in the Keanu screamstream or that one notorious trial gas-stream weeks prior. Instead, he just up and did it, out of the fucking blue.

There is another pathology, however, that would be consistent with this symptom, whereby the stress of the past year (and/or untold childhood trauma) split off some vestigial remnant of Old Nick™ (a proverbial Dr. Jekyll) locked in a perpetual struggle against some sort of ODD inner child (a proverbial Mr. Hyde) tearing its way out into the world, leaving the latter constantly obsessed with committing a blatant probation violation that would force the former into finding no choice but full commitment to the plea withdrawal, warrant challenge appeal, and resulting freedom from gubmint intrusion that the latter so desperately wants.

I'd have thought the theory crazy until the recent revelation that Nick(s) successfully talked some quack into prescribing 100% probation-compliant "ketamine therapy," introducing a powerful dissociative that would be the worst-case scenario for a patient with previously high-functioning DID pathology already bubbling beneath the surface, which was theretofore concealed by rote intellect cobbling together a tenuous latticework of defense mechanisms sufficient to mimic normalcy, but can no longer be concealed due to extensive demyelination having decimated that intellect. Just rewatch the absolute angriest of his latest streams and you can't unsee it:



Just something to think about.

 

[Gorton Colu]

He’s such an unfunny homo it’s unreal.

Social media truly is the graveyard of wit.

Imagine thinking this, typing this, then posting this. At least catch yourself at step 3 and delete.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

But in terms of his lawyer having all the information he needs (that Nick's providing for free right now), I think it's on Aaron to get all of it to the lawyer, unless he just wants to pay the guy or his paralegal to read through epic xitter threads and watch hours of maniac streams.

He should just run to Hardin and ask if he would agree to represent a retard who can't shut his mouth.

 

[Soapmore]

Just something to think about.

So what you're saying is, Nick's going to try to get out of the 80 hours community service by pleading insanity.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

are all local drive time radio show hosts this faggy I wonder what are they getting up to at 103.7 the cunt or whatever

Aaron's poor decisions make me think there are many men like him employed in a weird little shrinking market

Radio was effectively murdered by the Telecommunications Act of 1996.

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Lakeville High School Class of 2000, Wholesome Rekieta

Spoiler: Drexel jumpscare

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Spoiler: WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEET

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Nick was always a faggot CONFIRMED.

 

[Tin Foil Hatter]

Just watch the absolute angriest of his latest streams and you can't unsee it:

I don't ever want to have a crash and burn like this. This guy turned into yet another example for why you should avoid drugs/limit alcohol consumption. he has a family that depends on him, and he has essentially destroyed his legal career. Nicholas Robert Rekieta is a horror story i will tell children to scare them into behaving. "don't do drugs or you will be a faggot cuck like Nicholas Robert Rekieta" They won't know who i am talking about, so they will ask the AI and get a dose of lolcow horror.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Remember, one of the most common bullshit things in courts is these low key restraining order things for wife beaters and weirdoes in general. Most judges cut their teeth with their first jobs on the bench being assigned to these shitty family court and minor crime dockets. Almost no judges actually like this shit, so they get out of it as soon as they can.

Of those who remain in this field, they're much like public school teachers. Either they're absolute idiots who can't manage to get out of it, or actually altruistic heroes who want to do work for the damned.

In any event, though, while most judges do not WANT to be handling cases like this, pretty much anyone on the bench actually HAS had to handle cases like this. Mental retards like Nickhole don't realize that pretty much any judge on the bench has encountered an absolute faggot like himself, and they know ALL their stupid little tricks.

All these white trash and other colored trash like Nickhole think they've found the one weird trick that makes violating a restraining order completely okay, and they're all wrong.

County jails are full of retards like Nickhole who thought they knew better.

As I said a few pages back, Nick posting his receipt of the HRO in the same post where he offers the $1000 bounty for an info dump on Aaron is probably the most stupid thing he could do. Because it's not just an attack on Aaron. It's a Fuck You to the Judge and the Judges order. It's just like Nicky throwing the Search Warrant on the ground in a tantrum. And Nick is supposedly a local lawyer. Not some trailer dwelling dipshit meth head. He sure as shit knows that he has to obey the order and the spirit of the order until he has the opportunity to challenge it. Going all "Fuck You Judge, I Do What I Want!" Will end badly with even the most jaded of Judges.

 

[3MMA]

They're still dating* so that won't happen... yet.

Funny you mention Nick is still dating April, as there was someone in his Locals chat during this ill-advised tribute to the Toe, who very much appreciated Megan Fox (no, not that one) commiserating with Aaron’s ex, April, for leaving The Pugilist. The suspect April sock goes by RedStorm:

Here, Megan says she understands why April left Aaron.

Here, some minutes later (Nicks chat was slow, as less than 100 people don’t tend to make a chat fly) a user, RedStorm, sends a simple heart emoji back to Megan to honor her commiserations on leaving the Toe. Nothing conclusive though it raises the question of possible underqover Valkyrie involvement. Time will tell.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Just take it one step further: if you watch last night's seethestream closely, you'll notice that there are multiple occasions where he abruptly shifts into that oddly contorted voice that was once attributed to nitrous abuse, but nitrous couldn't possibly be the explanation this time around because he didn't take multiple off-camera breaks for nitrous hits like in the Keanu screamstream or that one notorious trial gas-stream weeks prior. Instead, he just up and did it, out of the fucking blue.

It seemed to align with him talking over the video he was playing, if I am being fair in my observations.

 

[Soapmore]

I don't ever want to have a crash and burn like this. This guy turned into yet another example for why you should avoid drugs/limit alcohol consumption. he has a family that depends on him, and he has essentially destroyed his legal career. Nicholas Robert Rekieta is a horror story i will tell children to scare them into behaving. "don't do drugs or you will be a faggot cuck like Nicholas Robert Rekieta" They won't know who i am talking about, so they will ask the AI and get a dose of lolcow horror.

You HOPE they won't know who you're talking about. The night is young, so to speak. Plenty of time for Nick to end up in headlines of the funny papers.

Believe me I have a MyNick in my life and watching him flame out is a ghastly sight and even worse to deal with. And the damage to his children is ... I can't even say. Threats of Dylan Klebold type shit, so on top of everything else MyNick is going through, addiction and legal and melting down and threats, he is trying to trans his kid as if to estrogen the shooter out of him. It's all going to end in a horror, sooner or later, and all involved can see it coming like a train that is too heavy to stop, even if dad wasn't stoking it's fires with his lunacy. I know it's going to end in public infamy.

At a certain point all you can do is prepare as best you can, and eat popcorn. And hope you're outside the blast radius when it happens.

 

[Pentamidine]

It seemed to align with him talking over the video he was playing, if I am being fair in my observations.

I think that's Nick's natural voice at this point. I think he has to intentionally deepen his voice and speak softer to sound sort-of normal, but whenever he stops concentrating on that the Whippits voice comes out. A few times during Karen Read the Whippits voice snuck out when he got angry or excited then you could tell he realized he was doing it so he lowered his voice to compensate.

The thing about his Whippits voice is it isn't just the voice itself, it's how he emphasizes words and intonates. It's bizarre. And the voice lacks "volume", not like how loud it is but like there's no depth to his voice, I don't know how to explain it. He gets a weird rise/fall, his voice gets shakey like a really old person, and the voice loses all its depth.

 

[Folgers Can]

It seemed to align with him talking over the video he was playing, if I am being fair in my observations.

At first yes, but it gradually got more and more pronounced toward the end of the stream for some strange reason that nitrous breaks cannot explain in this instance. YMMV.

 

[john marston]

They're still dating* so that won't happen... yet.

*Yes, I know, it's a euphemism.

I have a bit of a pet theory that he actually isn't seeing April. Basically, I wonder if he bought/paid for that house for April and then she ghosted him afterwards. I don't believe April ever "loved" Nick. I believe that she tolerated Nick for the drugs that he supplied her. I don't believe Nick is any drugs other than nitrous and Adderall, so I don't believe April has any reason to continue tolerating him. Nick accidentally revealed that she was so dry, that the chaffing caused her to bleed, not really a sign of "love" or even sexual interest.

 

[Something Awful]

Just take it one step further: if you watch last night's seethestream closely, you'll notice that there are multiple occasions where he abruptly shifts into that oddly contorted voice that was once attributed to nitrous abuse, but nitrous couldn't possibly be the explanation this time around because he didn't take multiple off-camera breaks for nitrous hits like in the Keanu screamstream or that one notorious trial gas-stream weeks prior. Instead, he just up and did it, out of the fucking blue.

I only watched the stream for a few minutes, but I noticed it too. I think he may be doing it intentionally. "No, that's just how my voice IS. It just changes randomly like that, just watch my streams. Have you heard people say it's because I abuse nitrous? Ha ha, they're CRAZY!"

 

[Soapmore]

I think that's Nick's natural voice at this point. I think he has to intentionally deepen his voice and speak softer to sound sort-of normal, but whenever he stops concentrating on that the Whippits voice comes out. A few times during Karen Read the Whippits voice snuck out when he got angry or excited then you could tell he realized he was doing it so he lowered his voice to compensate.

The thing about his Whippits voice is it isn't just the voice itself, it's how he emphasizes words and intonates. It's bizarre. And the voice lacks "volume", not like how loud it is but like there's no depth to his voice, I don't know how to explain it. He gets a weird rise/fall, his voice gets shakey like a really old person, and the voice loses all its depth.

I think what you're trying to put words to is the phenomenon of his voice moving from his mouth to his nose... when we're stressed the vocal cords can tighten and lead to a higher pitch, and your sinus is a resonant space. Like when he was screaming at Keanu, he was positively squealing. So he worked himself into a tizzy and by the end of this Aaron stream he was all squeal. That it seems to be becoming his default voice now speaks to constant stress.

It's not good for your health, Nick. Keep it up, Nick.