VTuber Sameko Saba 🐟 - Yoho!

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Sameko Saba is the reincarnation of Hololive's greatest shark Gawr Gura, who was the reincarnation of Senzawa:

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(Figured this would be better than using the Gawr Gura Grieving Thread)
 
She quit Hololive and then instead of going back to Senzawa and sticking to it she restarted as the Temu version of Gawr Gura, what was even the point then? She's just going to have the same problems now as she did when she was with Hololive. Outside of not having upper management breathing down her neck and having to do karaoke streams.
 
I wonder how /vt/ reacted to this debut
 
Null's sperg out over Saba's debute is I think the most enraged I've seen him be since I've been on the Kiwi Farms.
Of all the things Null could roast this debut for, he chose to focus on the background crabs uoooohing when there's so much else to dislike.
The Background crabs aren't even uoooohing, that's just a generic idol anime pose.

Honestly the biggest L take anyone's had in all of this, is that v-tuber comes out with a ton of merch depicting her fans as crabs. Crabs in the back ground. Grabs waving glow sticks, crabs on key chains and shit, and then when she suggests calling them the Kani Crew (Kani being Japanese for Crab), the mid wittiest of the obervers are like "This has to be a dog whistle for cunny." instead of the mountain of evidence to the contrary.
 
I watched the first 15 minutes of the debut stream and I have no idea what the fuck this is supposed to be. You people are cringe. "Tee hee I'm literally shaking" followed up with a merch run. This is clearly some weird creepy simulated child stuff. She's raking in a bazillion dollars a second and isn't even trying to be slick about her "uoohhh child belly so erotic" audience.
 
She quit Hololive and then instead of going back to Senzawa and sticking to it she restarted as the Temu version of Gawr Gura, what was even the point then? She's just going to have the same problems now as she did when she was with Hololive. Outside of not having upper management breathing down her neck and having to do karaoke streams.
Why revive a dead channel with dead subs when you can remake a new one and start fresh? Girl has almost 900k subs as of me posting this (new and fresh subs, not dead ones). Yes she might have some of the same problems but one of the bigger ones was all of the red tape. I dont really expect her to do anything innovative now that she's gone from Hololive (if Kson is anyone to go by) but she will probably be in a better headspace when she doesnt have people constantly telling what she can or cant say or what she can or cant play.

This will be her 4th Youtube Gold Play Button.
 
She looks like a chinese mobile game character. Gura at least had the iconic shark hoodie, but this is painfully generic.
She just looks like yellow palette swap gura in a legally distinct non-shark outfit and animal ears. Fucker even still has the tail.
"Tee hee I'm literally shaking"
To put this into perspective. This is someone who just fucking streams vidya with an autistic mocap avatar for a living. One that fucking exploded in popularity during their last channel that was part of one of those streamer network things that own your channel and mocap avatar and slightly control what you can and can't say beyond mere TOS. Imagine going back to normal streaming after that, and then finding out people not only immediately located your new shit but then clickbait article fuckers caused it to blow up even further before you ever streamed ONCE. Anyone would be fucking nervous and slightly shitting themselves over that.
 
I hate that this is the latest of the corpo VTubers deciding to leave their company and immediately starting right back up again as an indie, not even bothering to pretend that they are anyone different or trying any kind of really different direction. It just feels a bit cheap. If they'd all started from zero under a different name, completely different artstyle and even a little change in personality, I would be impressed and actually maybe look into them, but they all just change their virtual skinsuits for something that looks ever-so-slightly different and just chug along as if nothing happened three months later. These relaunches make me think, especially of the Hololive girls, did they really leave because they were honestly being suffocated by their corporate personas/management and not able to change their style or have the experiences they really really really wanted to have, or did they do it because they wanted to ride the wave of adoration that indies get and not have to ever deal with a single hurdle or slowdown in their way of doing literally anything at all? Is being in Hololive honestly that much of a unfair thing for you?

She already streamed like once every two months for the past year+ as Gura before the graduation, and I'm not convinced personally that there's a legitimate reason for that rarity. I'd heard "oh, she's scared being the frontrunner of Cover and having so many people to impress" and then she puts all this effort into a rebrand, lets the hype build up, and goes off with 200k viewers on her debut stream with a personality that seems almost deliberately designed to maximize reachability for the Vtuber niche. I'm not sympathetic. This gives me the vibe of a spoiled rich girl being upset because she got the wrong-color of car for her 16th birthday. Being a VTuber, even a corpo one, will usually be one of the most free jobs that you could possibly have, you get to stream pretty much whenever, do pretty much whatever, not many deadlines or forced shit on your plate, but yet that's still too much hassle.

And nu-Gura being a loli specifically, I'm with Null on this one, it disappoints me. Not just because a segment of the fanbase is gonna be ultra-annoying UOOOOOOH CUNNY, but also because, honestly, for me she's not really any different from every other VTuber that is being pushed recently. I can't shake the feeling that instead of being actual women who are showing off their actual personality, they are just playing up being a tropey anime girlfailure just to catch all those lonely desperate men and gobble up their superchats/Twitch donos. They all feel like caricatures and not people, and maybe that's just my brand of autism not reacting well with the whole VTuber concept, but I just don't vibe with her or Doki or Dooby or all the other ones.

There are some VTubers that don't give off this feeling as badly (Tenma from Phase that comes to mind) but man I was really hoping that the biggest VTuber to ever be would actually try something original for a new rebirth, get a look that wasn't the 10,000th anime cute-machine, and for god's sake, stop jumping onto every goddamn flavor of the month. Ugh.
 
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If they'd all started from zero under a different name, completely different artstyle and even a little change in personality, I would be impressed and actually maybe look into them, but they all just change their virtual skinsuits for something that looks ever-so-slightly different and just chug along as if nothing happened three months later.
Gee, it's almost like... these are just different accounts for people that stream video games and not some schizo facade!
Gura’s design was cool because she kinda just came off as a derpy little sister type-character. I’m not even some hardcore anti-loli guy but yeah her design is leaning way too far in that direction for me to like it more than the past one.
It looks basically the same to me, but yeah the "kani crew" thing is a bit closer to the hell.
 
I've only seen most vtubers though clips gura including and she seemed fine, I mainly enjoyed her interactions with Watson. Gura worked as a cute character, I've since seen some of her clips with "cute and funny" shit but during her hololive run as an outsider she didn't feel like a sexualized loli. The very first thing I saw of saba was a toddler with her shirt open cropped in a way that looked like she didn't Have pants on, when she did show here pants they had panty strings poking out of short shorts. It doesn't fucking matter which cry meme she referencing or if the crab thing is a dogwhistle or not when her design makes her intentions clear as fucking day. I've watched anime most of my life and believe in the difference between a young character ment to just look cute and one ment to appeal to the dredges of society and this is some of the most overt pedobait I've seen.
 
(Anybody saying there's no difference is fucked in the head.)
HOMOSEXUAL WOLF ACTIVITY DETECTED.
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NIGGA DON'T VAGUEPOST LITERALLY 2 POSTS DOWN FROM MY POST WHERE I SAID IT LOOKED THE SAME BUT YELLOW.

That shit's gayer than the fact youtube kept spamming me with "react" streams to the return stream yesterday with people soy-pogging in the thumbnail.
 
Being a VTuber, even a corpo one, will usually be one of the most free jobs that you could possibly have, you get to stream pretty much whenever, do pretty much whatever, not many deadlines or forced shit on your plate, but yet that's still too much hassle.
Nah they put them on a bizarrely packed schedule full of dance rehearsals and meetings because it's a Japanese company, but also because concerts are the main way they make money which is why you can't sit them out.
I'm not convinced personally that there's a legitimate reason for that rarity.
She's always seemed depressed to me. She seems to mask her real personality harder than any other streamer I've seen.
 
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