Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 415 9.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.4%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,641 38.3%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,936 45.2%
  • Total voters
    4,286
Ahriman said:
Not sure if already posted, trying to stay up to speed but it's kinda hard to keep up with the thread

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What a clusterfuck. :story:

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Even plebbit, of all places, are roasting this retard. Imagine that.
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Fuck me

Fucking REDDIT of all websites recognized this guy as a douchebag at first glance.

Imagine that. Imagine being a PS fan and having worse douche-detecting skills than reddit. Horrifying.
 
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I need feedback. Which one, and what should be added/subtracted?
 
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Hillbilly Slim said:
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I need feedback. Which one, and what should be added/subtracted?
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I think the second one has a little too much negative space, I think Ross could stand to be big enough to be touching the border in at least one spot to cut some interesting shapes out of the white and guarantee it's a little less empty.

You might be able to get away with having him be as large as he is in the first but maybe fade his lower half out a bit so the text can still speak.
 
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Nothing Is Written said:
MUCH better user of negative space. Sounds too American though. Your target audience are Euro games.
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I agree the negative space was wonky, and it's too American sounding. I was actually referencing that classic uncle sam picture when making the white background version. I tried to stay faithful to DefinitelyNotMe's original. I made a quick correction on the negative space and fucked with the text a bit, but I'm calling it for right now.

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Release the assets so people can make the text in Euro-languages.
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Yeah it's time for me to pass the baton. I've uploaded the PSDs so that the text can be edited into any language necessary (sorry if people don't have photoshop or something comparable). Excuse how messy all the layers and shit are, I had to splice apart DefinitelyNotMe's pngs and i'm certainly no photoshop pro. The borders are on their own layers and are removable. Good luck, have fun. Fuck Maldy!

Edit: Thank you DefinitelyNotMe for the original artwork. Great job!


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Yapping1337 said:
Not looking good for Mald. I don't think he can continue the gifted subs scam to save face much longer.

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Idk if I'm reading that properly, but it looks like he got btfo in February after his WoW incident.

Is that twitch or YouTube? And how'd he go from 13k viewers to 200k?

I wonder what July is going to look like for him. He better spend the rest of his money on a hacksaw and shotgun.
 
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Hillbilly Slim said:
Idk if I'm reading that properly, but it looks like he got btfo in February after his WoW incident.

Is that twitch or YouTube? And how'd he go from 13k viewers to 200k?

I wonder what July is going to look like for him. He better spend the rest of his money on a hacksaw and shotgun.
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Yes it is Twitch, he has halved his average viewership since the WoW incident and never recovered. The peak viewership isn't that relevant, the 200K and 66K peak is likely just some botting, not by him unless he is legit retarded. I don't think he can recover at this point, he is in full bunker mode trying to isolate his community from the rest of the internet while his growth was largely him attaching himself to all sorts of communities as the God-King of gaming and software development.
 
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Yapping1337 said:
Yes it is Twitch, he has halved his average viewership since the WoW incident and never recovered. The peak viewership isn't that relevant, the 200K and 66K peak is likely just some botting, not by him unless he is legit retarded.
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OH NO POOR JASON I HOPE HE DOESN'T HURT HIMSELF.

Seriously though, I think it's hilarious that as soon as it seemed like he was recovering from his blowout with all those streamers in OnlyFangs (cringe name), this massive attack hits him in June. I wish someone would Photoshop Malds face over top LeVar Burtons from that whipping scene in 'Roots', cause this dude is getting dragged right now.

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I don't think he can recover at this point, he is in full bunker mode trying to isolate his community from the rest of the internet
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I did not and do not want to watch that Strife Hayes video where he plays defense for Mald, but if JSH was criticizing the 'mob' for coming after Mald, and not criticizing all the other content creators who basically cannibalized this dude to make money, JSH just lost respect from me.

Most YouTubers suck ass to be frank. God bless Ross.
 
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spedakzm4 morv said:
. I can't think of one more for the first 0 on the top right since it's really late for me but I just need like 5 retarded quotes he's said for the top left, preferably not relating to SKG.

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The 0 one is easy, Mald has 0 mana.

quotes can be like:

"animus is 99% complete, heartbound will be finished too eventually"

"I have 3 defcon badges, puzzles are my life"

"7 years at blizzard, 5 years in QA"

"I banned 2 million bots, This is 100% my wheelhouse."
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