Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Toilet Duck]

I'd argue that Nick isn't super low intelligence, but his high id, low empathy is similar to those guys that will walk up to one of those "take what you need" food booths and just clear it out for no reason.

The guy checks every psychopathy box available last time I looked.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

At what point will Nick try to convert to Mormonism and have multiple wives? After Kayla leaves him? I just have a feeling he's gonna do some shit like that and cloak himself in religion to justify his hedonism. I see guys like him do that a lot.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"My ego isnt' mythical; it's very real and monsterous!"

Nobody sane says this. Well meaning, good people do not consciously brag about their ego and it's extreme easiness to trigger it.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

At what point will Nick try to convert to Mormonism and have multiple wives? After Kayla leaves him? I just have a feeling he's gonna do some shit like that and cloak himself in religion to justify his hedonism. I see guys like him do that a lot.

Or he'll head down the path of starting his own religion. Certainly has the fucking ego for it.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Reuniting Huntress Apirel and Matron Qayla in the way of Drow Women while Cuck Male Rackets has to be in jail would be Prime Balldoberranzan.

It's off-topic but I want to take a moment to salute your commitment to this bit. It's had to have been months at this point. You powered through the neg-ratings and the future is coming up Randy, as randy as Nick Rekieta in a room full of oiled-up Jamaican studs.

 

[Vibralldo]

At what point will Nick try to convert to Mormonism and have multiple wives? After Kayla leaves him? I just have a feeling he's gonna do some shit like that and cloak himself in religion to justify his hedonism

"King David" (Nick) would sooner create his own cult

 

[Dropa5pack]

Or he'll head down the path of starting his own religion. Certainly has the fucking ego for it.

Balldonetics is going to be a hell of a read.

 

[Toilet Duck]

At what point will Nick try to convert to Mormonism and have multiple wives? After Kayla leaves him? I just have a feeling he's gonna do some shit like that and cloak himself in religion to justify his hedonism

Kayla is still relatively unknown, but in terms of behavior she has has exhibited a lot of similarities to Pantsoo, I think If/when they ever separate Nick will do the same thing as Ralph, 1. Target any orbiters willing to meet him IRL and gloat about it. 2. Target weaker willed individuals who are more susceptible to manipulation. as an example, when Ralph thought he had an easy in with a broken mess like Grace Thrope until she proved to strong willed and told him off, he abandoned pursuit.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'd argue that Nick isn't super low intelligence, but his high id, low empathy is similar to those guys that will walk up to one of those "take what you need" food booths and just clear it out for no reason.

In Nick's specific case, I think he started as an above-average IQ arse (105-110), and his childish nature that drive him to use that advantage in the ways he did. Now, I think he is drug-impaired at average or slightly sub-average IQ with the issues of addiction and more acute personality dysfunction that cannot grasp that his mental ability and environment has changed.

Or he'll head down the path of starting his own religion. Certainly has the fucking ego for it.

He already picks and chooses what he wants from religion for the façade he puts up for the family. It is tantamount to the same thing.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

I think it is funny that Nick provided at least 20 minutes or more of content and Meme instead chose to talk about old news like the TikTokker who sprayed pesticide on Walmart produce. Is Aaron and Nick irrelevant to most people unless one of them gets arrested?

 

[Soapmore]

"King David" (Nick) would sooner create his own cult

Mindfucking the two women in his life recently (while playing others in the field) seems like he's of that mindset.

Balldonetics is going to be a hell of a read.

I bet he wants to write his own UNBREADED, complete with the hate-kill list.

He already picks and chooses what he wants from religion for the façade he puts up for the family. It is tantamount to the same thing.

Indeed he does, the guy already calls himself a pope, and judging by the way he cultivates his group of willing parasocials, he'll probably craft some monstrosity for them. He'll need the downtime of prison to really focus (lol) and write one that will help him emerge with some street cred.

 

[Memento Malum]

Is Aaron and Nick irrelevant to most people unless one of them gets arrested?

Yeah, most normal people don't care much about the breakup saga of two gays.

Nick has lost everyone except the hatewatchers and the cult members. To be honest, the best thing for his viewership would probably be a prison arc. The comeback stream would do numbers, and if he could ride that wave, he could  maybe pull out a comeback.

Unfortunately for Nick, that requires brains and effort, and he has zero of both.

Have a drink, Nick, it'll take the edge off.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

It's off-topic but I want to take a moment to salute your commitment to this bit. It's had to have been months at this point. You powered through the neg-ratings and the future is coming up Randy, as randy as Nick Rekieta in a room full of oiled-up Jamaican studs.

Such Is Life in Balldoberranzan; Matron Qayla rules from the Benzo Throne, watching Star Trek while the Male schemes from his streamer basement.

 

[SigmaBalls]

I think it is funny that Nick provided at least 20 minutes or more of content and Meme instead chose to talk about old news like the TikTokker who sprayed pesticide on Walmart produce. Is Aaron and Nick irrelevant to most people unless one of them gets arrested?

I mean, Andrew Legal Mindset gave up on Nick MONTHS ago because the money stream from Somali isn't worth giving up for this sad case of a story that should've wrapped up like last year. Most just don't need to care, and there's not exactly a big audience clammering to hear about Nick's latest sperg out either. I think we're kinda the only people on the internet that care to any real extent lol.
It's poetic, watching Nick struggle to even gain 1k concurrent live viewers anymore, while the people he burned bridges with thrive and only grow in viewership and money. I think even Aaron is starting to gain a bit of an audience boost too.
Worst case scenario, this whole thing wraps up in a big nothingburger of nothing ever happens, except Nick falling into irrelevancy, forever screaming into the void about goo eating while everyone he hates succeeds. Either way, we win.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

There's too much fucking lore for most people to care about all of this stuff. I tried explaining some of it to someone recently and I realised, it would take me ages to really convey to them how stupid it all is.

 

[Briareus]

Last year I was at my friends and started talking about Nick Rekieta as we were playing some videogames. He was completely captivated. This stuff, if condensed correctly, is like catnip to normies. It has everything true crime enjoyers creams their pants over.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think it is funny that Nick provided at least 20 minutes or more of content and Meme instead chose to talk about old news like the TikTokker who sprayed pesticide on Walmart produce. Is Aaron and Nick irrelevant to most people unless one of them gets arrested?

Not everyone cares enough to Super Chat MC and ask him to cover it, like yourself.

You cannot force milk from a cow, and it boggles the mind why some people insist on trying to do so by touching the cow or insisting their favourite e-streamer talks about them. Doubly so when they are part of the forum here and get updates and direct discussion and feedback.

Common A-log L.

 

[Vibralldo]

Last year I was at my friends and started talking about Nick Rekieta as we were playing some videogames. He was completely captivated. This stuff, if condensed correctly, is like catnip to normies. It has everything a true crime enjoyers creams their pants over.

We need Geno Samuel to make a Nick Rekieta: A Comprehensive History

Sociopathic Zoomer Redditors NEED to know about Nick

 

[not william stenchever]

Aaron should just let Nick cook.

Nick can't cook. Aaron should let Nick suck dick, eat hot chip, and lie.

 

[Judex Meus]

We need Geno Samuel to make a Nick Rekieta: A Comprehensive History

Sociopathic Zoomer Redditors NEED to know about Nick

Redditors infesting cows is never a good thing, especially since they cannot help but cowtip and shitstir. look at what they did to King Cobra