Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,930 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,275
Maybe it's already been established, but he sounds like he browses KF.
Things run downstream from KF. KF people make memes, kiwis spread them outside, normies repost them, ect

its plenty like how 4chan was maybe a decade ago.

Thors situation ESPECIALLY is doing this.

Also I think act man struck a chord, the tracker has been going up by 5 signs per tick lately, when it WAS going up by 1 or 2.

 
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Nah, with the Rescue and the paid jannies he burns through money way faster than the average Twitchgroid. If his finances really start to hurt, there's gonna be noticeable effects on those
I eagely await some mod leaking Mald's insane behaviour when it comes to jannies.

In applications programming, if all your data is in one global 2D array, it's probably because you're a dumb fuck.
I'll take my trashcans, but a global array isn't inherently bad, especially in Mald's case (or at least if his "game"'s story was as complex as he says it is), but the way he does it (hi infinite magic numbers) and *especially* justifies it ("20% performance", "hackable") is fucking retarded. I'd love to see Mald speak about programming in any kind of detail, but outside of "the polymorphic" and "Toby Fox sux" he doesn't.
 
I know we all want him to fail in everything but he's probably absolutely loaded from being a successful streamerfaggot. Even if he were to lose all his income he'd easily keep on living for ages like the roach he is.
I'm sure joeyray would pickup the tab for little jason if he things get bad - he's a nepo baby like rekieta, not to such such excesses, but his dad is almost certainly some level of millionaire.

It amuses me immensely that someone like Jason is the literal son of "He who has no life" - you can see the family resemblance even in cartoon form.

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I eagely await some mod leaking Mald's insane behaviour when it comes to jannies.
I have absolutely no evidence of this, but I've always wondered if his mods feed him at least some of his TTS responses. They enter a queue, and it can be an hour or more before a given TTS is played on stream. God knows what's happening in the meantime...

Edit: At the very least, HE can see the queue long before he plays the messages, so his responses are not nearly as spontaneous as they seem.
 
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ll take my trashcans, but a global array isn't inherently bad, especially in Mald's case (or at least if his "game"'s story was as complex as he says it is), but the way he does it (hi infinite magic numbers) and *especially* justifies it ("20% performance", "hackable") is fucking retarded. I'd love to see Mald speak about programming in any kind of detail, but outside of "the polymorphic" and "Toby Fox sux" he doesn't.
The quality (or lack thereof) of Mald's code wouldn't matter if he didn't act like God's gift to programming.
 
I eagely await some mod leaking Mald's insane behaviour when it comes to jannies.
Yeah.. I think if Malds wallet gets hit hard enough he might start chopping employees. He did claim to pay them all well and give benefits. While normally I'd say he's lying, he's saying something that his employees could easily discredit.

If he has to start choppin I bet he won't do it the right way, and it'll piss some of them off and lead to leaks.

Yeah so those guys, you know the ones. The SKG guys, yeah them. So they've been doing this thing called doxxing. *pulls out black background ms paint*

So in business there are 3 variables: revenue, expenses, and net profit. So all the people I choose to support with jobs are over here, and the revenue line right here is going that direction, but my expense line has stayed the same. Insane work. You're fired. No severance. Eat my entire ass.

Excitings times to hate mald.
 
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Lmfao even The Act Man is taking a dig at this nigga
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Act Man is a retard normieslop youtuber but for no reason I like him. I think he genuinely does like the things he likes, even if he does for a dumb reason, so he's one of the few sloptubers I'll put on if I'm desperate for something to watch/ignore while I'm doing housework. Add him shitting on Thor and helping out Ross and I'm okay with this guy.

It is funny though, pretty much every person is coming out of the woodwork to support this. When I see even hbomberguy and the like come out in favor of this, I'm really feeling "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point". Only the worst turbofaggots like Chet Faliszek or Thor are against it.
 
with 2 hours left, we already hit 28k for the day
it jumped up another 1000 in 20 minutes.

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While its not gaurenteed to stay this way, this rate is roughly 3k an hour. If we kept this rate 24 hours a day, we would get 72k a day, and probably be done by the END OF THE WEEK.

it definitely won't be THAT fast, but shit is looking good.
 
Can anyone with twitter premium/verified send a DM to John Carmack (ID_AA_Carmack)
Perhaps just the latest video by Ross.
Ask him for his opinion, wouldn't be suprised if he'd talk about it.
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I'm sure joeyray would pickup the tab for little jason if he things get bad - he's a nepo baby like rekieta, not to such such excesses, but his dad is almost certainly some level of millionaire.

It amuses me immensely that someone like Jason is the literal son of "He who has no life" - you can see the family resemblance even in cartoon form.

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Wasn't he at the verge of being homeless at one point? Not sure what the relationship with his dad is nowadays.
 
it jumped up another 1000 in 20 minutes.

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While its not gaurenteed to stay this way, this rate is roughly 3k an hour. If we kept this rate 24 hours a day, we would get 72k a day, and probably be done by the END OF THE WEEK.

it definitely won't be THAT fast, but shit is looking good.
My only concern is people putting in fake votes like the guys in Malds discord server
 
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