DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

I love that Poem was able to predict the "emergency" with 100% accuracy:


Here's Phil explaining his predicament:

 

[TV's Adam West]

You FORGOT THE PICKLES!

 

[neger psykolog]

detractor status = owned, it looks like piggy was telling the truth and the Sanic in his town is actually closed:


I somehow doubt the fucking thing is listed as still being open on Google Maps or anything so he literally has no clue about what is even 6 miles away from him

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Imagine paying a middle age dude to eat a pickle burger AND get cucked out of it!

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I think his driver’s license expired. He probably never drives anymore. There is no way he ever leaves the house.

 

[Comma]

I guess they're completely unaware of the fact that DSP is the typical lolcow, meaning he always, without fail, manages to make himself look like an ass without any outside interference whatsoever.

Case in point.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

How is he still playing Blue Prince? WHY is he still playing Blue Prince?

 

[Comma]

How is he still playing Blue Prince? WHY is he still playing Blue Prince?

Because there are literally two random people who enjoy the game and have been making sure he hits the goal when he's playing it. He gives zero fucks about the fact that he's punishing 99% of his viewer base with mind-numbingly boring slop content in the process.

 

[brother_number_one]

Is he playing the remake of THPS 3+4? I still vividly remember him playing THPS 1+2 in 2020 without music as of course he had to turn off the legendary soundtrack for these extra few cents of ad revenue.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Pretty sure most streamers would happily send their wife to pick up food after they got $1500 donated to them lol this crash out is based.

She wouldn't even have to get out of the car.

Those 2 people hate each other confirmed.

 

[neger psykolog]

Those 2 people hate each other confirmed.

I hate them both confirmed.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

6 miles is 5-10 minutes away. Is the traffic that bad over there or is he just lying as usual? I'm betting on the latter.

Google Maps shows a ~20 minute drive to the Kent location and there's a couple areas of red traffic. Phil will also take the one road that's not the highway, so it would probably be an hour overall.

Also, this increases my belief that Katherine neither works or drives anymore. It's not a long drive from where we assume she's supposed to work now.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Who are these idiots who continue to feed Phil after he treats them like this? So many useless dents in the world.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

In commiemeters, 6 miles goes to around 10 kilometers. Assuming the speed limits are at 40 km/h (or around 25 miles/h), It would take around 40 minutes total for getting the food. 15 minutes in, 10 minutes for the order, then 15 minutes back. I've taken 45 minutes going out of my way to try out a poutine restaurant, and that was one single way. I doubt he cannot drive 10 kilofuckinmeters unless he doesn't even have access to a vehicle of sort.

 

[neger psykolog]

In commiemeters, 6 miles goes to around 10 kilometers. Assuming the speed limits are at 40 km/h (or around 25 miles/h), It would take around 40 minutes total for getting the food. 15 minutes in, 10 minutes for the order, then 15 minutes back. I've taken 45 minutes going out of my way to try out a poutine restaurant, and that was one single way. I doubt he cannot drive 10 kilofuckinmeters unless he doesn't even have access to a vehicle of sort.

The location 6 miles away doesn't exist anymore. It was closed due to licensing issues.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

In commiemeters, 6 miles goes to around 10 kilometers. Assuming the speed limits are at 40 km/h (or around 25 miles/h), It would take around 40 minutes total for getting the food. 15 minutes in, 10 minutes for the order, then 15 minutes back. I've taken 45 minutes going out of my way to try out a poutine restaurant, and that was one single way. I doubt he cannot drive 10 kilofuckinmeters unless he doesn't even have access to a vehicle of sort.

You’re missing one thing.

You are not Phil.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I hate them both confirmed.

So what you're saying is that you've got a lot in common with Kat?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Google Maps shows a ~20 minute drive to the Kent location and there's a couple areas of red traffic. Phil will also take the one road that's not the highway, so it would probably be an hour overall.

Also, this increases my belief that Katherine neither works or drives anymore. It's not a long drive from where we assume she's supposed to work now.

she's probably too fat to fit in a car by now

 

[PetiteDragon43]

In commiemeters, 6 miles goes to around 10 kilometers. Assuming the speed limits are at 40 km/h (or around 25 miles/h), It would take around 40 minutes total for getting the food. 15 minutes in, 10 minutes for the order, then 15 minutes back. I've taken 45 minutes going out of my way to try out a poutine restaurant, and that was one single way. I doubt he cannot drive 10 kilofuckinmeters unless he doesn't even have access to a vehicle of sort.

He literally takes that time during his shitty marathons. If he hits the goal today he can skip the pahdcast tomorrow, end the gameplay early, get the food, do the Slopping with da goy and fuck off. But of course. He has the foresight of a worm.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I love that Poem was able to predict the "emergency" with 100% accuracy:
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Here's Phil explaining his predicament:

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"a capple of manths" = almost 3 years